who's got the best sence of humor in the forum?

Hammerdonkey

DangDang wrote:

Oh yeah? Why I oughta....

And that's Mrs.DangDang to you.

I will throw the whole kit and kaboodle of tomfoolery.

Chinatown, Schminatown AND the same place you come from.

Put THAT in your sens pipe and smoke it, donkey lips.

Well pardon my French. I didn't wanna have to get all trailer park on you but you were asking for it.

And the only crack that I smoke with a pipe is an ass crack.

I don't know what that means but I'm sure it has significance to somebody.

dimitrispearljam

i open the thread about humor talking,so many friends here make us smile,laugh ,and have great time
please respect that...
thanks

Hammerdonkey

dimitrispearljam wrote:

i open the thread about humor talking,so many friends here make us smile,laugh ,and have great time
please respect that...
thanks

Is the American sarcasm getting lost in translation or are you fucking with me?

dimitrispearljam

Hammerdonkey wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

i open the thread about humor talking,so many friends here make us smile,laugh ,and have great time
please respect that...
thanks

Is the American sarcasm getting lost in translation or are you fucking with me?

im Greek..and im to polite to fuckin with anyone in the forum..

dcfaithful

Hammerdonkey wrote:

And the only crack that I smoke with a pipe is an ass crack.

I don't know what that means but I'm sure it has significance to somebody.

Significant to me. That was hilarious!

Hammerdonkey

dimitrispearljam wrote:

Hammerdonkey wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

i open the thread about humor talking,so many friends here make us smile,laugh ,and have great time
please respect that...
thanks

Is the American sarcasm getting lost in translation or are you fucking with me?

im Greek..and im to polite to fuckin with anyone in the forum..

I no fuckin can believe how funny you are you no try.

dimitrispearljam

Hammerdonkey wrote:

I no fuckin can believe how funny you are you no try.

what?

Slap upside the head

Over 1,200 viewers think this thread sucks.

dimitrispearljam

Slap upside the head wrote:

Over 1,200 viewers think this thread sucks.

you think?ok then,when u will be sure come back and post again

Slap upside the head

dimitrispearljam wrote:

Slap upside the head wrote:

Over 1,200 viewers think this thread sucks.

you think?ok then,when u will be sure come back and post again

Numbers don't lie dude.
Why now you take it so personally?

dimitrispearljam

Slap upside the head wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

Slap upside the head wrote:

Over 1,200 viewers think this thread sucks.

you think?ok then,when u will be sure come back and post again

Numbers don't lie dude.
Why now you take it so personally?

my opinion is for sure personally..and as u said..numbers dont lie...there more numbers in the forum than viewer..ands as it seems u dont have an opinion whos have good sence of humor cos..as u said..numbers dont lie...dude..

Slap upside the head

dimitrispearljam wrote:

my opinion is for sure personally..and as u said..numbers dont lie...there more numbers in the forum than viewer..ands as it seems u dont have an opinion whos have good sence of humor cos..as u said..numbers dont lie...dude..

I'm not even going to try and decipher what the fuck you just wrote but if
I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

unlost dogs

Slap upside the head wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

my opinion is for sure personally..and as u said..numbers dont lie...there more numbers in the forum than viewer..ands as it seems u dont have an opinion whos have good sence of humor cos..as u said..numbers dont lie...dude..

I'm not even going to try and decipher what the fuck you just wrote but if
I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

How you like them apples?

Slap upside the head

unlost dogs wrote:

Slap upside the head wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

my opinion is for sure personally..and as u said..numbers dont lie...there more numbers in the forum than viewer..ands as it seems u dont have an opinion whos have good sence of humor cos..as u said..numbers dont lie...dude..

I'm not even going to try and decipher what the fuck you just wrote but if
I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

How you like them apples?

You forgot to ask if I liked apples first.

dimitrispearljam

Slap upside the head wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

my opinion is for sure personally..and as u said..numbers dont lie...there more numbers in the forum than viewer..ands as it seems u dont have an opinion whos have good sence of humor cos..as u said..numbers dont lie...dude..

I'm not even going to try and decipher what the fuck you just wrote but if
I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

if u want my opinion better i give it to you.
you have a problem in the first place,find the way to solve it,not in a thread about positivity,happy,funny.
dont like it,fair enough,dont read it,dont post..but if u post ,respect the people who post and like it..not hard to understand that i guess

Slap upside the head

dimitrispearljam wrote:

Slap upside the head wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

my opinion is for sure personally..and as u said..numbers dont lie...there more numbers in the forum than viewer..ands as it seems u dont have an opinion whos have good sence of humor cos..as u said..numbers dont lie...dude..

I'm not even going to try and decipher what the fuck you just wrote but if
I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

if u want my opinion better i give it to you.
you have a problem in the first place,find the way to solve it,not in a thread about positivity,happy,funny.
dont like it,fair enough,dont read it,dont post..but if u post ,respect the people who post and like it..not hard to understand that i guess

I would laugh but I think you're being serious here.
No wait, I think I'll laugh anyway.

Hammerdonkey

I think this Greek dude is using poor verbal skills as a front for attention. There's nothing wrong with that. I use my balls, curse words and a catchy phrase to do the same thing. But look goddamit, it's cute from time to time but I don't have the patience to decode every fucking post he has over 7 words.

Nobody's English is that fucking bad. Not even illegal Mexicans. So, gradually fix that shit. You're hurting my head.

Thanks and suck my balls.

Slap upside the head

Hammerdonkey wrote:

I think this Greek dude is using poor verbal skills as a front for attention. There's nothing wrong with that. I use my balls, curse words and catchy phrase to do the same thing. But look goddamit, it's cute from time to time but I don't have the patience to decode every fucking post he has over 7 words.

Nobody's English is that fucking bad. Not even illegal Mexicans. So, gradually fix that shit. You're hurting my head.

Thanks and suck my balls.

Ok, since Mr. Greek thinks I need to voice my opinion, here goes.

You are the weiner of this competition.
Now can we move on to more important questions like
how many greeks does it take to fill a bathtub?

dimitrispearljam

too bad negativity and play smart and insolting my poor english highjack the thread.
at least im sure i speak better Greek than some of you there

Slap upside the head

dimitrispearljam wrote:

too bad negativity and play smart and insolting my poor english highjack the thread.
at least im sure i speak better Greek than some of you there

Why is that whenever a dissenting opinion or comment is made around here it
is construed as negativity and insulting?
Fuck dude, I was just about to change my mind and vote for you but now,
well, I just don't know.
You really need to grow some Hammerdonkey balls. I would
type that in Greek but I can't find my fucking Greektionary.

Hammerdonkey

dimitrispearljam wrote:

too bad negativity and play smart and insolting my poor english highjack the thread.
at least im sure i speak better Greek than some of you there

I guess we'll see after I join the new Greek speaking Pearl Jam site I just signed up for.

Shit dude. Don't get your panties in a wad. We're fucking with you. Just let it go. You won't be be received well if you're always so defensive.

I know you want to have this magical fucking thread with 2 million views, but honestly, who fucking cares about this thread. It's only interesting because I posted in the motherfucker You can have it back.

You're welcome (in Greek)

Slap upside the head

Hammerdonkey wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

too bad negativity and play smart and insolting my poor english highjack the thread.
at least im sure i speak better Greek than some of you there

I guess we'll see after I join the new Greek speaking Pearl Jam site I just signed up for.

Shit dude. Don't get your panties in a wad. We're fucking with you. Just let it go. You won't be be received well if you're always so defensive.

I know you want to have this magical fucking thread with 2 million views, but honestly, who fucking cares about this thread. It's only interesting because I posted in the motherfucker You can have it back.

You're welcome (in Greek)

I'd be very curious to know what username you registered over there.

Hammerdonkey

It was aristotlespearljam.

True story.

Slap upside the head

Hammerdonkey wrote:

It was aristotlespearljam.

True story.

Good choice.
I hear he was hung like a hammerdonkey.

dimitrispearljam

thanks for bumbing the thread,time to sleep.
my maid will be in the forum as always when i sleep..
cheers

unlost dogs

Slap upside the head wrote:

Hammerdonkey wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

too bad negativity and play smart and insolting my poor english highjack the thread.
at least im sure i speak better Greek than some of you there

I guess we'll see after I join the new Greek speaking Pearl Jam site I just signed up for.

Shit dude. Don't get your panties in a wad. We're fucking with you. Just let it go. You won't be be received well if you're always so defensive.

I know you want to have this magical fucking thread with 2 million views, but honestly, who fucking cares about this thread. It's only interesting because I posted in the motherfucker You can have it back.

You're welcome (in Greek)

I'd be very curious to know what username you registered over there.

γάιδαρος μπάλες
("Donkey Balls" I think D can confirm that...)

Slap upside the head

dimitrispearljam wrote:

thanks for bumbing the thread,time to sleep.
my maid will be in the forum as always when i sleep..
cheers

Don't worry, shit usually gets flushed to the bottom when something better comes
along.
Sweet dreams.

dimitrispearljam

unlost dogs wrote:

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γάιδαρος μπάλες
("Donkey Balls" I think D can confirm that...)

correct but better αρχιδια γαιδαρου

Hammerdonkey

In summation, I'm intrigued by the Greek keyboard...although I think we all agree that doesn't look like a "real" language. People are sensitive. Very few people are comedically above average. Somebody's maid shaves a sheep when a donkey hugs a Mexican??? And, I can't quit posting in this thread that was derailed 14 pages ago.

- End Thread

dimitrispearljam

he he he..bumpito...