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  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    What did you pull in Vegas on Tigeress's 82? Had to be $15,000. Molinari's ace was A+, but the PGA will fuck it up...build a stadium around a hole and ruin it


    I still have Tiger winning the Masters, fuck Bubba

    (I'm hammered right now)
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,959
    Tiger withdraws...not from the yips. Fucked his back again.
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,024
    Yikes
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    The 4 shots on #2 from 20 yards were tough to watch.
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    Empty Glass wrote: »
    The 4 shots on #2 from 20 yards were tough to watch.

    I'm sure they were....dude needs to start wearing red on thursdays.

    table-fork-02.jpg

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    So we can all agree that tiger is finished? It's kind of sad. He was so good for so long and now he could play in a foursome with me. His mind just isn't right.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    karma.

    fuck tiger.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Wma31394
    Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    Done..anything that mirrors the tiger of old that's for certain.. I still think he figures it out (not anytime soon) and wins less than 10 more tourneys including 1 major.. Maybe 3-4 years from now. I think he walks away for a while.
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,906
    Last-12-Exit wrote: »
    So we can all agree that tiger is finished? It's kind of sad. He was so good for so long and now he could play in a foursome with me. His mind just isn't right.

    It's really sad. I really thought he was going to come back healthy this year after shutting it down last year. Part of me still thinks he can get it figured out and he still has a good run left in him. Who knows...
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    I don't think he's finished. He won't ever have a sustained run like he did but 40 isn't old in golf. He's still got a few wins in him I'm sure, but Jack's record is safe.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,821
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    I don't think he's finished. He won't ever have a sustained run like he did but 40 isn't old in golf. He's still got a few wins in him I'm sure, but Jack's record is safe.
    10 years ago I thought Tiger would destroy Jacks record.
    But not now. But like yourself, I believe Tiger still has some wins in him. He played at too high of a level to just have it all come to a screeching end. But as of now, he is miles away from his next tour victory.

    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,024
    The crazy thing is that people who watch him on the range say he is money. Everything where he wants it. Can't translate it to the course.
  • Wma31394
    Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    ^^ tour players have no choice to kiss his ass they need him..plus tiger is all these kids' idol. Side note: Faldo was practically popping bottles of champaign during the telecast yest..haha
    "Going where the water tastes like wine!"
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    Wma31394 wrote: »
    ^^ tour players have no choice to kiss his ass they need him..plus tiger is all these kids' idol. Side note: Faldo was practically popping bottles of champaign during the telecast yest..haha

    any enemy of tigress is a friend of mine.

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck her.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Cliffy6745 wrote: »
    The crazy thing is that people who watch him on the range say he is money. Everything where he wants it. Can't translate it to the course.

    I've made a ton of cash on the range...a hustlers area
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    edited February 2015
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote: »
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    I don't think he's finished. He won't ever have a sustained run like he did but 40 isn't old in golf. He's still got a few wins in him I'm sure, but Jack's record is safe.
    10 years ago I thought Tiger would destroy Jacks record.
    But not now. But like yourself, I believe Tiger still has some wins in him. He played at too high of a level to just have it all come to a screeching end. But as of now, he is miles away from his next tour victory.

    His ex-wife really fucked his head up. I certainly don't condone his cheating. But when he was banging whores, he was unstoppable. If he doesn't get caught, I think he blows by Jack and is still winning majors today. That whole experience embarrassed him to the core and I don't think he'll truly ever recover.

    Moral of the story, if your going to take ambien, put a password on your phone and don't leave the phone bill laying around.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,246
    allow me to copy and paste a few twitter quotes re: tigress's glutes:

    Sounds like Tiger needs a plumber not a swing coach.

    Is getting your glutes activated the same as getting your shit together? Asking for a friend.

    Shouldn't a guy with 14 major championships have someone on the payroll who activates his glutes?

    Ate a rueben last night. Couldn't activate my glutes for 11 hours after.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Last-12-Exit wrote: »
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote: »
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    I don't think he's finished. He won't ever have a sustained run like he did but 40 isn't old in golf. He's still got a few wins in him I'm sure, but Jack's record is safe.
    10 years ago I thought Tiger would destroy Jacks record.
    But not now. But like yourself, I believe Tiger still has some wins in him. He played at too high of a level to just have it all come to a screeching end. But as of now, he is miles away from his next tour victory.

    His ex-wife really fucked his head up. I certainly don't condone his cheating. But when he was banging whores, he was unstoppable. If he doesn't get caught, I think he blows by Jack and is still winning majors today. That whole experience embarrassed him to the core and I don't think he'll truly ever recover.

    Moral of the story, if your going to take ambien, put a password on your phone and don't leave the phone bill laying around.

    he needs to start banging whores again.
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  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,959
    edited February 2015
    The Juggler wrote: »
    Last-12-Exit wrote: »
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote: »
    WhatYouTaughtMe wrote: »
    I don't think he's finished. He won't ever have a sustained run like he did but 40 isn't old in golf. He's still got a few wins in him I'm sure, but Jack's record is safe.
    10 years ago I thought Tiger would destroy Jacks record.
    But not now. But like yourself, I believe Tiger still has some wins in him. He played at too high of a level to just have it all come to a screeching end. But as of now, he is miles away from his next tour victory.

    His ex-wife really fucked his head up. I certainly don't condone his cheating. But when he was banging whores, he was unstoppable. If he doesn't get caught, I think he blows by Jack and is still winning majors today. That whole experience embarrassed him to the core and I don't think he'll truly ever recover.

    Moral of the story, if your going to take ambien, put a password on your phone and don't leave the phone bill laying around.

    he needs to start banging whores again.

    Funny...I work at a golf course and I was talking with the Pro about Tiger. I showed him clips of Tiger chipping and asked him what he thought was wrong. His reply:

    'He needs to get back in the saddle.'

  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    what are the rules in golf

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