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  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    The Jeagler wrote:
    pass the butter.
    You jest, but I get this is sung to me at work all the time..."Pass me the Butter Man"....get it? see what they did there? :|
    Got a hard hard head wrote:
    Why do people keep saying "At the end of the day...." What, just before midnight? Is that when you mean?
    THANK YOU. This one is even used as a segue to 'it is what it is'. blech.
    It's obvious that ANY trendy saying is going to piss someone off, esp in anti-trend PJ-land ;)



    George Carlin's rants about language were the best...
    Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

    As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

    You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.

    Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

    Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

    So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.

    “One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

    And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.” (hehe)

    Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

    The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it

    “No comment” is a comment.

    I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    and this whole bit:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DagVklB4VHQ

    his 'shell shock' bit too...
  • rrivers
    rrivers Posts: 3,698
    The thing about people going slower and faster than you is so dead on!
    "We're fixed good, lamp-wise."
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    "One potato, two potato, three potato, four."

    HELLO PEOPLE. The English language said "add S" for plural, like, YEARS ago. :wtf:
    and just because "potato" doesn't fit rhythymetically after "four", ya just leave it out?

    Capital W, Capital T, Capital F, :wtf:

    OH! And since when does "ore" follow seven?
    And for Crying Out Loud! There not even potatoes! They're you're FISTS and CHIN!

    This ditty is CHOCK FULL of Stupids.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    DangDang wrote:
    "One potato, two potato, three potato, four."

    HELLO PEOPLE. The English language said "add S" for plural, like, YEARS ago. :wtf:
    and just because "potato" doesn't fit rhythymetically after "four", ya just leave it out?

    Capital W, Capital T, Capital F, :wtf:

    OH! And since when does "ore" follow seven?
    And for Crying Out Loud! There not even potatoes! They're you're* FISTS and CHIN!

    This ditty is CHOCK FULL of Stupids.
    *your

    ;)
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Rygar wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    "One potato, two potato, three potato, four."

    HELLO PEOPLE. The English language said "add S" for plural, like*****, YEARS ago. :wtf:
    and just because "potato" doesn't fit rhythymetically*** after "four", ya****** just leave it out?

    Capital W, Capital T, Capital F, :wtf:

    OH! **And since when does "ore" follow seven?
    **And for Crying Out Loud! There**** not even potatoes! They're you're* FISTS and CHIN!

    This ditty is CHOCK FULL of Stupids***.
    *your

    ;)

    **shouldn't start a sentence with "and"
    ***Not a word
    ****They're
    *****Improper use
    ******Slang

    Don't make me come over their and beet up YOU'RE postss!
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    DangDang wrote:
    Rygar wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    "One potato, two potato, three potato, four."

    HELLO PEOPLE. The English language said "add S" for plural, like*****, YEARS ago. :wtf:
    and just because "potato" doesn't fit rhythymetically*** after "four", ya****** just leave it out?

    Capital W, Capital T, Capital F, :wtf:

    OH! **And since when does "ore" follow seven?
    **And for Crying Out Loud! There**** not even potatoes! They're you're* FISTS and CHIN!

    This ditty is CHOCK FULL of Stupids***.
    *your

    ;)

    **shouldn't start a sentence with "and"
    ***Not a word
    ****They're
    *****Improper use
    ******Slang

    Don't make me come over their and beet up YOU'RE postss!
    If it is not alcohol induced, I bet it is humourous rage :)
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Rygar wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    "One potato, two potato, three potato, four."

    HELLO PEOPLE. The English language said "add S" for plural, like*****, YEARS ago. :wtf:
    and just because "potato" doesn't fit rhythymetically*** after "four", ya****** just leave it out?

    Capital W, Capital T, Capital F, :wtf:

    OH! **And since when does "ore" follow seven?
    **And for Crying Out Loud! There**** not even potatoes! They're you're* FISTS and CHIN!

    This ditty is CHOCK FULL of Stupids***.

    Ry:

    *your

    ;)

    Dang:

    **shouldn't start a sentence with "and"
    ***Not a word
    ****They're
    *****Improper use
    ******Slang

    Don't make me come over their and BEET up YOU'RE postss!

    Ry:

    If it is not alcohol induced, I bet it is humourous rage :)

    I was thinking that it SHOULD be alcohol-induced, but in reality it is vegetable-induced.
    In addition, DON'T comment on the potatoes. Just DON'T. :|
  • blondieblue227
    blondieblue227 Va, USA Posts: 4,509
    whatnot by the get go


    freakin A! :roll:
    *~Pearl Jam will be blasted from speakers until morale improves~*

  • elvistheking44
    elvistheking44 Posts: 4,551
    STONEd and dAMENT-ED wrote:
    "Mo money, Mo problems"

    Me personally... If I had "mo problems" as the result of having "mo money" then I would just go ahead and pay to have the problems fixed!

    Anyone who laughs at this one has never had enough money to encounter the problems that money can truly bring upon you and your family. I've seen it. Eventually it will get ugly.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    DangDang wrote:
    I was thinking that it SHOULD be alcohol-induced, but in reality it is vegetable-induced.
    In addition, DON'T comment on the potatoes. Just DON'T. :|
    I like potaters.
    At least veggie induced won't leave you with a headache!
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,599
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  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    One smart fellow
    he felt smart

    Two smart fellows
    they felt smart

    Three smart fellows
    they all felt smart
  • mookiemoochie16
    mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    It ain't over 'til it's over.


    What the hell does that even mean?
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • FrankieG
    FrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,100
    Pepe Silvia wrote:

    "there's more than 1 way to skin a cat"

    Did Ed read this thread before MSG 2 2010??? :lol::D:mrgreen:
    2003: 7/14 NJ ... 2006: 6/1 NJ, 6/3 NJ ... 2007: 8/5 IL ... 2008: 6/24 NY, 6/25 NY, 8/7 EV NJ ... 2009: 10/27 PA, 10/28 PA, 10/30 PA, 10/31 PA
    2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD
    2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
    2022: 9/14 NJ ... 2024: 5/28 WA, 9/7 PA, 9/9 PA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,610
    I could care less.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    Any reference to "ducks in a row".
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    "He only had one choice"

    ..........


    WELL THEN IT'S NOT A CHOICE!!! :x
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Any reference to "ducks in a row".

    ducks+in+a+row.jpg
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    DangDang wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Any reference to "ducks in a row".

    ducks+in+a+row.jpg

    What is this, fuck with Dissidentman day??? I could snap at any moment.
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Dissidentman wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Any reference to "ducks in a row".

    What is this, fuck with Dissidentman day??? I could snap at any moment.

    Sorry about that. One duck for you. A peace duck.

    designer-rubber-duck-peace2.jpg

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