stupid sayings

Pepe Silvia
Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
edited June 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

why the hell not!?!? who wants to get a cake and not be able to eat any of it??

"there's more than 1 way to skin a cat"

ummmmm.....yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah
don't compete; coexist

what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

"I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "I had to be on my toes...like a midget at a urinal.."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • marcos
    marcos Posts: 2,112
    Get a life................I don't want one, I had one it sucked!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "mean people suck...nice people swallow.."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    "It's always in the last place you look."

    Of course it is, you fucking moron. Once you find something, you stop looking for it.
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    I usually make up my own twist.


    "It's either six of one, or six of the other"
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I usually make up my own twist.


    "It's either six of one, or six of the other"

    I like to make them up too.

    "This isn't exactly rocket surgery."
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    I'm still the same person I've always been.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    lol "Bret Michaels is half dead."
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    eyedclaar wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I usually make up my own twist.


    "It's either six of one, or six of the other"

    I like to make them up too.

    "This isn't exactly rocket surgery."


    :lol::lol::lol: I'm totally stealing that.
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    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
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  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    "OH MAN THIS SMELLS FREAKIN' DISGUSTING...here smell it.."
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • The Fixer
    The Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Get 'er done is horrendous

    and when people refer to their favorite sports teams as 'we', 'us', or 'our'...um, you're not on the team
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    The Fixer wrote:
    Get 'er done is horrendous

    I still don't get it.... and don't want to.
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    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
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  • megatron
    megatron Posts: 3,420
    just sayin
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    "dollars to doughnuts"

    mmmm...doughnuts

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  • loadedgun
    loadedgun Indiana Posts: 1,401
    When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i like "crazier than a shit house rat"
    or
    "who gives a fiddlers fuck"

    or
    you can add the word fat.
    for example:
    who gives a fat fiddlers fuck.

    i think it's funny...

    :lol:
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    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    chadwick wrote:
    i like "crazier than a shit house rat"
    or
    "who gives a fiddlers fuck"

    or
    you can add the word fat.
    for example:
    who gives a fat fiddlers fuck.

    i think it's funny...

    :lol:


    What the hell do you have against fiddlers?

    (that's not a stupid saying, it's a question)


    ;)
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    here's a few from my dad...i've heard these all my life :? :lol:

    I feel like a “bag of ass-holes”

    It is colder than a well diggers butt in Montana

    It is colder than a witches tit

    Never up - never in

    A little lower and to the left.

    you are fucked up as hogans goat

    It’s like trying to pound 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    here's a few from my dad...i've heard these all my life :? :lol:

    I feel like a “bag of ass-holes”

    It is colder than a well diggers butt in Montana

    It is colder than a witches tit

    Never up - never in

    A little lower and to the left.

    you are fucked up as hogans goat

    It’s like trying to pound 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag

    you're dad's a riot.
    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,246
    'Take your time, driving fast never gets you there any quicker'

    Is this being said while having sex too? :shock:

    or

    Why do peeps ask me why do I usually sign off with PEACE? Would they rather me sign off with WAR.

    peace
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