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Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
edited June 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

why the hell not!?!? who wants to get a cake and not be able to eat any of it??

"there's more than 1 way to skin a cat"

ummmmm.....yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah
don't compete; coexist

what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

"I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "I had to be on my toes...like a midget at a urinal.."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • marcosmarcos Posts: 2,112
    Get a life................I don't want one, I had one it sucked!
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "mean people suck...nice people swallow.."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    "It's always in the last place you look."

    Of course it is, you fucking moron. Once you find something, you stop looking for it.
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    I usually make up my own twist.


    "It's either six of one, or six of the other"
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I usually make up my own twist.


    "It's either six of one, or six of the other"

    I like to make them up too.

    "This isn't exactly rocket surgery."
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I'm still the same person I've always been.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    lol "Bret Michaels is half dead."
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    eyedclaar wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I usually make up my own twist.


    "It's either six of one, or six of the other"

    I like to make them up too.

    "This isn't exactly rocket surgery."


    :lol::lol::lol: I'm totally stealing that.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
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  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    "OH MAN THIS SMELLS FREAKIN' DISGUSTING...here smell it.."
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Get 'er done is horrendous

    and when people refer to their favorite sports teams as 'we', 'us', or 'our'...um, you're not on the team
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    The Fixer wrote:
    Get 'er done is horrendous

    I still don't get it.... and don't want to.
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    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
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  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    just sayin
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "dollars to doughnuts"

    mmmm...doughnuts

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  • loadedgunloadedgun Posts: 1,389
    When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i like "crazier than a shit house rat"
    or
    "who gives a fiddlers fuck"

    or
    you can add the word fat.
    for example:
    who gives a fat fiddlers fuck.

    i think it's funny...

    :lol:
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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    i like "crazier than a shit house rat"
    or
    "who gives a fiddlers fuck"

    or
    you can add the word fat.
    for example:
    who gives a fat fiddlers fuck.

    i think it's funny...

    :lol:


    What the hell do you have against fiddlers?

    (that's not a stupid saying, it's a question)


    ;)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    here's a few from my dad...i've heard these all my life :? :lol:

    I feel like a “bag of ass-holes”

    It is colder than a well diggers butt in Montana

    It is colder than a witches tit

    Never up - never in

    A little lower and to the left.

    you are fucked up as hogans goat

    It’s like trying to pound 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    here's a few from my dad...i've heard these all my life :? :lol:

    I feel like a “bag of ass-holes”

    It is colder than a well diggers butt in Montana

    It is colder than a witches tit

    Never up - never in

    A little lower and to the left.

    you are fucked up as hogans goat

    It’s like trying to pound 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag

    you're dad's a riot.
    :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,184
    'Take your time, driving fast never gets you there any quicker'

    Is this being said while having sex too? :shock:

    or

    Why do peeps ask me why do I usually sign off with PEACE? Would they rather me sign off with WAR.

    peace
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    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    All's well that ends well.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.
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  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,184
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    I prefer....God Bless The Whole World

    n Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "You wouldn't know your asshole from a hole in the wall!"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    Waffle Bless the congregation

    waffle.gif
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    Waffle Bless the congregation

    waffle.gif


    Blessed are ye that doth advertise for the real truth and the way. I'd sprinkle some holy syrup on you, but you know, the whole seperated by hundreds of miles thing...
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    Waffle Bless the congregation


    Blessed are ye that doth advertise for the real truth and the way. I'd sprinkle some holy syrup on you, but you know, the whole seperated by hundreds of miles thing...

    Add some powdered sugar, and I'll carry forth the word.
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Funny, Norm!! My mom has some odd ones:

    You haven’t the brains of a brass monkey

    You can’t hit the broad side of a barn

    God’s nightgown (WTF??!!!)

    You’re talking like a sausage (Again, WTF?)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
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    Great Odin's raven!


    By the beard of Zeus!!
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    let's just say god is sailing in the clouds above the earth,
    why in the world would he like america?

    i mean really..

    god bless america.
    we're doin it for you god.
    all this is for you.
    god bless america...

    i got a gulf ocean fulla crude oil for ya god.
    im a pretty slick cock sucker...

    unbelievable

    thank you gw/cheney...

    in god we trust
    by golly
    god bless america
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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