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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,599
    The Early Bird Gets The Worm

    I never apologize.
    I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • STONEd and dAMENT-ED
    STONEd and dAMENT-ED Posts: 899
    "Mo money, Mo problems"

    Me personally... If I had "mo problems" as the result of having "mo money" then I would just go ahead and pay to have the problems fixed!
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    Classic's Norm. :lol::lol:

    My Mum had a thousand of them. The family got together about 2 months ago and made a list. We got up to two pages by the end of the weekend.

    (these were all said with a broad Belfast accent)
    Whenever we asked "Whats for dinner",

    "Stewed bugs and onion" or " Cock soup and diddely broth!"

    If we asked for money "Who do you think I am Rockerfella!!"

    Plus many others

    Och away and shite!!

    catch yourself on!

    Gawd save us and bless us.

    Gawd licked it before the devil.

    I'll tan your hide

    I'll give you a bunch of fives!!!
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Fucked up as a barrel of drunk monkeys
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    That'll go down like a lead fart...just something a guy I used to work with used to say :?
  • UpSideDown
    UpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    Its probably already been mentioned here, but:

    "Everything happens for a reason"


    - I call bullshit on that one every time
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Its probably already been mentioned here, but:

    "Everything happens for a reason"


    - I call bullshit on that one every time
    THANK YOU! That expression drives me nuts. :crazy: :clap:
    Another one:

    "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well."

    There are ALL KINDS of things that just have to be done and not necessarily well. Putting gas in the car. Taking out the trash. Making the bed. Mopping the kitchen. As long as it gets done, who cares? :roll:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    I don't like when someone begins a statement with:

    "to tell you the truth..."

    "let me be honest with you..."


    what, you've been lying to me up to this point?!?!?
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    and a few very mispalced ones that I've heard at work in a meeting in front of a few dozen people:


    upon realizing he made a mistake: "I guess I had my pants on backwards for that one"

    the same person, refering to having to force something to work (this one always makes me cringe):

    "we'll have to fist that in"


    same person talking about a task he would need to complete before a female co-worker can do her part:

    "when I pull my ship into her port..."
  • UpSideDown
    UpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    the same person, refering to having to force something to work (this one always makes me cringe):

    "we'll have to fist that in"

    This one sounds uncomfortable.
  • blondieblue227
    blondieblue227 Va, USA Posts: 4,509
    'that's a no brainer'

    because there are babies with no brains. it's rare but it happens. so i hate that saying.

    can't stand
    'think outside the box either'
    either.
    *~Pearl Jam will be blasted from speakers until morale improves~*

  • Digital Twilight
    Digital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    'Stop that'

    'Put that down'

    'Stop picking your nose'

    'Take your hands from down your pants'



    pfft! Mothers :roll:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    Easy as pie

    get your ducks in a row
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Digital Twilight wrote:
    'Stop that'

    'Put that down'

    'Stop picking your nose'

    'Take your hands from down your pants'



    pfft! Mothers :roll:


    um, are you stalking me or somethingsmiley-scared003.gif, cos that's sounds like a normal day for me!smiley-whacky011.gif
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,599
    "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is"
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    These are courtesy of my Dad, things I will always remember from my childhood....

    When God was handing out brains, you thought the line was for milkshakes and asked for a thick one!

    I'll kick your arse till your nose bleeds (not used on me...phew)
  • tinkerbell
    tinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    edited May 2010
    A really common one here in NZ is "Yeah, nah"
    Which is it? Yeah or nah??? :?:
    Post edited by tinkerbell on
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Got a head like a smashed crab!

    you're a six pack short of the carton.

    as useful as a fart in a colander.

    Going off like a frog in a sock.

    Drier than nuns c@#t :oops:

    I need that like a submarine needs a screen door.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    and a few very mispalced ones that I've heard at work in a meeting in front of a few dozen people:


    upon realizing he made a mistake: "I guess I had my pants on backwards for that one"

    the same person, refering to having to force something to work (this one always makes me cringe):

    "we'll have to fist that in"


    same person talking about a task he would need to complete before a female co-worker can do her part:

    "when I pull my ship into her port..."
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,168
    "the check is in the mail"
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14

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