Being a human of unusual height, I've heard all of these far too often...
You're a tall drink of water!
How's the weather up there?
Are your parents tall?
Do you play basketball?
I bet you have to duck your head a lot!
... and general references to Jack & the Beanstalk, Paul Bunyan, the Jolly Green Giant, etc.
Being a human of unusual height, I've heard all of these far too often...
You're a tall drink of water!
How's the weather up there?
Are your parents tall?
Do you play basketball?
I bet you have to duck your head a lot!
... and general references to Jack & the Beanstalk, Paul Bunyan, the Jolly Green Giant, etc.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
I don't like when someone begins a statement with:
"to tell you the truth..."
"let me be honest with you..."
what, you've been lying to me up to this point?!?!?
when a politician starts with "the fact of the matter is".................you know you're about to be lied to.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Being a human of unusual height, I've heard all of these far too often...
You're a tall drink of water!
How's the weather up there?
Are your parents tall?
Do you play basketball?
I bet you have to duck your head a lot!
... and general references to Jack & the Beanstalk, Paul Bunyan, the Jolly Green Giant, etc.
what, no puker references?
how many shows must a man puke at, before he is known as a puker?
the answer, my friend, is in the Boston 2 puke thread
the answer is in the Boston 2 puke thread
Being a human of unusual height, I've heard all of these far too often...
You're a tall drink of water!
How's the weather up there?
Are your parents tall?
Do you play basketball?
I bet you have to duck your head a lot!
... and general references to Jack & the Beanstalk, Paul Bunyan, the Jolly Green Giant, etc.
How annoying! I get comments too, being a female and 5ft 11, but none so dumb!
And what the frig do they think you're going to say when they ask if your parents are tall? "No, actually they're midgets" :?
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Why do people keep saying "At the end of the day...." What, just before midnight? Is that when you mean?
Why do restaurants put things like "served with fresh cream" on the menu. Oh, you don't serve the cream putridly sour then, no?
When people stop you in the street and say "I'm sorry to bother you...". No you aren't else you wouldn't have done it in the first place.
When people go out and say "I'll be back in a second." Ummm, I reckon you'll be gone longer.
The phone rings. "Now, who can that be?" HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW!!?
Someone I know looks at my t-shirt. "Oh, you like Pearl Jam?" No, I fucking depise them, that's why I have a t-shirt with their name on.
"Could I ask you a question?" I think you just did.
"Oh, are you still here?". No this is, in fact, a hologram. I left 10 minutes ago.
Why do people insist on saying things like "Guess where I'm going next week?" or "Guess who I was talking to yesterday?". The next time someone does that, start naming as many random people/places/whatever as you can think of and watch how pissed off they get. By the time they get to telling you, the gloating factor has all but disappeared.
Why do people keep saying "At the end of the day...." What, just before midnight? Is that when you mean?
Why do restaurants put things like "served with fresh cream" on the menu. Oh, you don't serve the cream putridly sour then, no?
When people stop you in the street and say "I'm sorry to bother you...". No you aren't else you wouldn't have done it in the first place.
When people go out and say "I'll be back in a second." Ummm, I reckon you'll be gone longer.
The phone rings. "Now, who can that be?" HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW!!?
Someone I know looks at my t-shirt. "Oh, you like Pearl Jam?" No, I fucking depise them, that's why I have a t-shirt with their name on.
"Could I ask you a question?" I think you just did.
"Oh, are you still here?". No this is, in fact, a hologram. I left 10 minutes ago.
Why do people insist on saying things like "Guess where I'm going next week?" or "Guess who I was talking to yesterday?". The next time someone does that, start naming as many random people/places/whatever as you can think of and watch how pissed off they get. By the time they get to telling you, the gloating factor has all but disappeared.
This made me laugh so much!
The last one especially because whenever someone says "guess what... etc etc" to me, I always answer with something completely random like 'Al Gore?', 'Seven?' or 'Bangkok?'. My boyfriend's favourite response is 'cheese?' Most people not only lose the gloating aspect, they also loose their chain of thought and completely forget what they were saying!
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
"Could I ask you a question?" I think you just did.
hahahaha....have to admit I am guilty of that response! Those damned people trying to sell me friggin make up, and hair straighteners/curlers and hand/nail products from those little kiosk type stands they put in the middle of the walkways in the shopping centre...they constantly use that line (I think it's one the pre-programmed english lines they have installed in order to get the job!)....and I always respond with, "Yep, you just did!!"
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I don't hate this saying but this is one my mom always said when it was raining and the sun is out. She says, "The Devil's beating his wife."
I hate it when someone says "Again..." and then says something. There's a sports radio host here who says this all the time! He will say it at the beginning of his show before he has said anything else so how can he be saying something again?
Here's a phrase norm will like, "It's created by man we can solve it by man."
I completely forgot the whole reason I started to read this thread. "It is what it is" is the worst saying in the history of words.
you hear that a lot out of athletes :roll:
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
The only fault of Dio's is creating completely righteous/cheesy metal. :P
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I completely forgot the whole reason I started to read this thread. "It is what it is" is the worst saying in the history of words.
you hear that a lot out of athletes :roll:
I'm pretty sure LeBron James said this after the Cavs lost to the Celtics the other night.
few others:
Stupid is as stupid does
Slow and steady wins the race
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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You're a tall drink of water!
How's the weather up there?
Are your parents tall?
Do you play basketball?
I bet you have to duck your head a lot!
... and general references to Jack & the Beanstalk, Paul Bunyan, the Jolly Green Giant, etc.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
how many shows must a man puke at, before he is known as a puker?
the answer, my friend, is in the Boston 2 puke thread
the answer is in the Boston 2 puke thread
And what the frig do they think you're going to say when they ask if your parents are tall? "No, actually they're midgets" :?
"As near as bugger is to swearing"
"I haven't got enough to cobble dogs with"
"aye, 'appen."
"Don't talk wet!"
"Laugh? I nearly bought my own beer!"
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Why do restaurants put things like "served with fresh cream" on the menu. Oh, you don't serve the cream putridly sour then, no?
When people stop you in the street and say "I'm sorry to bother you...". No you aren't else you wouldn't have done it in the first place.
When people go out and say "I'll be back in a second." Ummm, I reckon you'll be gone longer.
The phone rings. "Now, who can that be?" HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW!!?
Someone I know looks at my t-shirt. "Oh, you like Pearl Jam?" No, I fucking depise them, that's why I have a t-shirt with their name on.
"Could I ask you a question?" I think you just did.
"Oh, are you still here?". No this is, in fact, a hologram. I left 10 minutes ago.
Why do people insist on saying things like "Guess where I'm going next week?" or "Guess who I was talking to yesterday?". The next time someone does that, start naming as many random people/places/whatever as you can think of and watch how pissed off they get. By the time they get to telling you, the gloating factor has all but disappeared.
This made me laugh so much!
The last one especially because whenever someone says "guess what... etc etc" to me, I always answer with something completely random like 'Al Gore?', 'Seven?' or 'Bangkok?'. My boyfriend's favourite response is 'cheese?'
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
never heard of these.
must be an england thing.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
hahahaha....have to admit I am guilty of that response! Those damned people trying to sell me friggin make up, and hair straighteners/curlers and hand/nail products from those little kiosk type stands they put in the middle of the walkways in the shopping centre...they constantly use that line (I think it's one the pre-programmed english lines they have installed in order to get the job!)....and I always respond with, "Yep, you just did!!"
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
the last in line
or
another day another dollar
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Fuck that saying.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
That's Dio's fault.
I hate it when someone says "Again..." and then says something. There's a sports radio host here who says this all the time! He will say it at the beginning of his show before he has said anything else so how can he be saying something again?
Here's a phrase norm will like, "It's created by man we can solve it by man."
'let the poison out'
^^^^ I hate that one too.
and,
"Its all good". Not its not. Famine in Somalia is not good, nor are plane crashes, or the fact that my dad died.
and, (when people are trying to sell you stuff)
"Just so you know, bla bla bla".
R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
@ norm "Who's High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson."
you hear that a lot out of athletes :roll:
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
The only fault of Dio's is creating completely righteous/cheesy metal. :P
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeVca9MwDX8
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
I'm pretty sure LeBron James said this after the Cavs lost to the Celtics the other night.
few others:
Stupid is as stupid does
Slow and steady wins the race
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
Stupidest saying ever!!!
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14