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  • drsluggodrsluggo Posts: 4,742
    jones wrote:
    just sayin
    THANK YOU... I was just going to post this. Oh man I hate that... its like...

    "Your mom isn't horrible, but..."

    Instead its like "yeah, your mom talks too much. Just sayin."

    Yeah, we get it... it doesn't 'tone down' your dbag comment one bit.

    Ahh... thanks for letting me get that off my chest. :lol:
  • drsluggodrsluggo Posts: 4,742
    jimed14 wrote:


    Great Odin's raven!


    By the beard of Zeus!!
    Nothing said by Ron Burgundy can be a stupid saying... NOTHING. DOROTHY MANTOOTH WAS A SAINT!
  • STONEd and dAMENT-EDSTONEd and dAMENT-ED Posts: 899
    I don't care where my seats are... I'm just happy to be in the building. 8-)
  • drsluggodrsluggo Posts: 4,742
    STONEd and dAMENT-ED wrote:
    I don't care where my seats are... I'm just happy to be in the building. 8-)
    Haha...definitely an untrue statement :)
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    Rygar wrote:
    lol "Bret Michaels is half dead."

    lol
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    "You wouldn't know your asshole from a hole in the wall!"
    I say "....doesn't know his ass from a crack in the ground."

    and "....is dumb as a box of rocks."

    and "I'm hungry as a forgottten hostage."

    and "...doesn't have sense to pour piss out of a boot."

    My dad has given me many sayings but it's been a rough couple of days...not thinking clearly.

    Norm mentioned couple I've heard and used all my life....a little different.
    colder than a well diggers ass In Idaho
    colder than a witches tit in a brass brazeer
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    colder than a well diggers ass In Idaho

    If that well digger lives in Stanley, I could see that being an apt expression.
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    In reference to the cold;

    'it's brass monkeys out there'
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  • adropintheparkadropinthepark Posts: 475
    norm wrote:
    here's a few from my dad...i've heard these all my life :? :lol:

    Never up - never in

    There's a pill for half of that. ;)
    I carried a watermelon
  • adropintheparkadropinthepark Posts: 475
    If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
    I carried a watermelon
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 41,834
    The Early Bird Gets The Worm

    I never apologize.
    I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
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    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
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    5/1/16- NYC
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    9/2/18- Boston, MA
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    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
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    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
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  • STONEd and dAMENT-EDSTONEd and dAMENT-ED Posts: 899
    "Mo money, Mo problems"

    Me personally... If I had "mo problems" as the result of having "mo money" then I would just go ahead and pay to have the problems fixed!
  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,323
    Classic's Norm. :lol::lol:

    My Mum had a thousand of them. The family got together about 2 months ago and made a list. We got up to two pages by the end of the weekend.

    (these were all said with a broad Belfast accent)
    Whenever we asked "Whats for dinner",

    "Stewed bugs and onion" or " Cock soup and diddely broth!"

    If we asked for money "Who do you think I am Rockerfella!!"

    Plus many others

    Och away and shite!!

    catch yourself on!

    Gawd save us and bless us.

    Gawd licked it before the devil.

    I'll tan your hide

    I'll give you a bunch of fives!!!
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Fucked up as a barrel of drunk monkeys
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    That'll go down like a lead fart...just something a guy I used to work with used to say :?
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    Its probably already been mentioned here, but:

    "Everything happens for a reason"


    - I call bullshit on that one every time
  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Its probably already been mentioned here, but:

    "Everything happens for a reason"


    - I call bullshit on that one every time
    THANK YOU! That expression drives me nuts. :crazy: :clap:
    Another one:

    "If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well."

    There are ALL KINDS of things that just have to be done and not necessarily well. Putting gas in the car. Taking out the trash. Making the bed. Mopping the kitchen. As long as it gets done, who cares? :roll:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    I don't like when someone begins a statement with:

    "to tell you the truth..."

    "let me be honest with you..."


    what, you've been lying to me up to this point?!?!?
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    and a few very mispalced ones that I've heard at work in a meeting in front of a few dozen people:


    upon realizing he made a mistake: "I guess I had my pants on backwards for that one"

    the same person, refering to having to force something to work (this one always makes me cringe):

    "we'll have to fist that in"


    same person talking about a task he would need to complete before a female co-worker can do her part:

    "when I pull my ship into her port..."
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    rick1zoo2 wrote:

    the same person, refering to having to force something to work (this one always makes me cringe):

    "we'll have to fist that in"

    This one sounds uncomfortable.
  • blondieblue227blondieblue227 Posts: 4,509
    'that's a no brainer'

    because there are babies with no brains. it's rare but it happens. so i hate that saying.

    can't stand
    'think outside the box either'
    either.
    *~Pearl Jam will be blasted from speakers until morale improves~*

  • Digital TwilightDigital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    'Stop that'

    'Put that down'

    'Stop picking your nose'

    'Take your hands from down your pants'



    pfft! Mothers :roll:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Easy as pie

    get your ducks in a row
  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    Digital Twilight wrote:
    'Stop that'

    'Put that down'

    'Stop picking your nose'

    'Take your hands from down your pants'



    pfft! Mothers :roll:


    um, are you stalking me or somethingsmiley-scared003.gif, cos that's sounds like a normal day for me!smiley-whacky011.gif
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 41,834
    "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is"
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    These are courtesy of my Dad, things I will always remember from my childhood....

    When God was handing out brains, you thought the line was for milkshakes and asked for a thick one!

    I'll kick your arse till your nose bleeds (not used on me...phew)
  • tinkerbelltinkerbell Posts: 2,161
    edited May 2010
    A really common one here in NZ is "Yeah, nah"
    Which is it? Yeah or nah??? :?:
    Post edited by tinkerbell on
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    Got a head like a smashed crab!

    you're a six pack short of the carton.

    as useful as a fart in a colander.

    Going off like a frog in a sock.

    Drier than nuns c@#t :oops:

    I need that like a submarine needs a screen door.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    and a few very mispalced ones that I've heard at work in a meeting in front of a few dozen people:


    upon realizing he made a mistake: "I guess I had my pants on backwards for that one"

    the same person, refering to having to force something to work (this one always makes me cringe):

    "we'll have to fist that in"


    same person talking about a task he would need to complete before a female co-worker can do her part:

    "when I pull my ship into her port..."
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,038
    "the check is in the mail"
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