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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    All's well that ends well.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,246
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    I prefer....God Bless The Whole World

    n Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "You wouldn't know your asshole from a hole in the wall!"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    Waffle Bless the congregation

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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    Waffle Bless the congregation

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    Blessed are ye that doth advertise for the real truth and the way. I'd sprinkle some holy syrup on you, but you know, the whole seperated by hundreds of miles thing...
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    Waffle Bless the congregation


    Blessed are ye that doth advertise for the real truth and the way. I'd sprinkle some holy syrup on you, but you know, the whole seperated by hundreds of miles thing...

    Add some powdered sugar, and I'll carry forth the word.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    Funny, Norm!! My mom has some odd ones:

    You haven’t the brains of a brass monkey

    You can’t hit the broad side of a barn

    God’s nightgown (WTF??!!!)

    You’re talking like a sausage (Again, WTF?)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    ron_burgundy-21.jpg


    Great Odin's raven!


    By the beard of Zeus!!
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    God Bless America.

    In the unlikely event that God even exists, he still doesn't prefer one country (or sport team) over any other.

    Waffle Bless eyedclaar.

    let's just say god is sailing in the clouds above the earth,
    why in the world would he like america?

    i mean really..

    god bless america.
    we're doin it for you god.
    all this is for you.
    god bless america...

    i got a gulf ocean fulla crude oil for ya god.
    im a pretty slick cock sucker...

    unbelievable

    thank you gw/cheney...

    in god we trust
    by golly
    god bless america
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • drsluggo
    drsluggo Posts: 4,742
    jones wrote:
    just sayin
    THANK YOU... I was just going to post this. Oh man I hate that... its like...

    "Your mom isn't horrible, but..."

    Instead its like "yeah, your mom talks too much. Just sayin."

    Yeah, we get it... it doesn't 'tone down' your dbag comment one bit.

    Ahh... thanks for letting me get that off my chest. :lol:
  • drsluggo
    drsluggo Posts: 4,742
    jimed14 wrote:


    Great Odin's raven!


    By the beard of Zeus!!
    Nothing said by Ron Burgundy can be a stupid saying... NOTHING. DOROTHY MANTOOTH WAS A SAINT!
  • STONEd and dAMENT-ED
    STONEd and dAMENT-ED Posts: 899
    I don't care where my seats are... I'm just happy to be in the building. 8-)
  • drsluggo
    drsluggo Posts: 4,742
    STONEd and dAMENT-ED wrote:
    I don't care where my seats are... I'm just happy to be in the building. 8-)
    Haha...definitely an untrue statement :)
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    Rygar wrote:
    lol "Bret Michaels is half dead."

    lol
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    "You wouldn't know your asshole from a hole in the wall!"
    I say "....doesn't know his ass from a crack in the ground."

    and "....is dumb as a box of rocks."

    and "I'm hungry as a forgottten hostage."

    and "...doesn't have sense to pour piss out of a boot."

    My dad has given me many sayings but it's been a rough couple of days...not thinking clearly.

    Norm mentioned couple I've heard and used all my life....a little different.
    colder than a well diggers ass In Idaho
    colder than a witches tit in a brass brazeer
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    colder than a well diggers ass In Idaho

    If that well digger lives in Stanley, I could see that being an apt expression.
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    In reference to the cold;

    'it's brass monkeys out there'
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  • adropinthepark
    adropinthepark Posts: 475
    norm wrote:
    here's a few from my dad...i've heard these all my life :? :lol:

    Never up - never in

    There's a pill for half of that. ;)
    I carried a watermelon
  • adropinthepark
    adropinthepark Posts: 475
    If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
    I carried a watermelon

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