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  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    Flattery will get you everywhere.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:
    i have some sympathy with the OP... anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die shouldn't be trusted. ;);)

    Dunk, you need some new material....I've heard that joke at least four times now!
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    edited April 2010
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    i have some sympathy with the OP... anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die shouldn't be trusted. ;);)

    Dunk, you need some new material....I've heard that joke at least four times now!


    well if you stalk me often enough they'll certainly come around!!! :lol:;)

    still I can understand the 5 days of bleeding if i have unleashed my punch in the fudd™.
    Post edited by dunkman on
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    i have some sympathy with the OP... anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die shouldn't be trusted. ;);)

    Dunk, you need some new material....I've heard that joke at least four times now!


    well if you stalk me often enough they'll certainly come around!!! :lol:;)

    still I can understand the 5 days of bleeding if i have unleashed my punch in the fudd.

    Is the "fudd" no longer trademarked? Have you been sued by Elmer?
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    pandora wrote:
    I find men to be amazing. Especially men working. There's nothing like that, they come in and due to sheer strength, size, know how a job is done. I very much admire that. The very basic sex drive is also appealing. The honesty in that.
    It is comical how men and women think so differently though, God's little joke, one amongst many. I have lived with my man now 31 years. This after not having brothers nor a father in the home so I came to the relationship without much understanding of men and they are more complex than you think. But I found out what's important and what keeps my husband happy and its not so different from my needs and wants. That understanding has lead to camaraderie, a bond in friendship.
    So for the OP, I hope you can let whatever it is go and work towards a friendship with a women that brings understanding. We are complex but our needs are much like yours.


    well said!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:

    Dunk, you need some new material....I've heard that joke at least four times now!


    well if you stalk me often enough they'll certainly come around!!! :lol:;)

    still I can understand the 5 days of bleeding if i have unleashed my punch in the fudd.

    Is the "fudd" no longer trademarked? Have you been sued by Elmer?

    nah, i just can't remember how to do the symbol.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. They rev my engines. But it's anchor"man", not anchor"woman."
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  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    chadwick wrote:
    like a family friend says...

    women, ya cant live with 'em
    and ya can't kick 'em in the nuts... :mrgreen:
    Women don't have nuts!!! ;):mrgreen:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Ozzy wrote:
    they are beautiful, bring the heaven to the earth ... ;)
    You know us so well ;)

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Jo wrote:
    Flattery will get you everywhere.
    i've heard this a few times :mrgreen:

    btw, women do rule the universe.
    i could not ever not adore women.
    they're so god damn scrumptious.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    How could you not adore us? We smell amazing! :mrgreen:
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    and if there are mini women u can put them in small bottles and take them with u.. :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    How could you not adore us? We smell amazing! :mrgreen:
    this is true.
    well except for this one lady years ago who worked at Hardees.
    she never bathed with soap & water.
    she smelled like a wet dog's ass.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    chadwick wrote:
    Jo wrote:
    Flattery will get you everywhere.
    i've heard this a few times :mrgreen:

    btw, women do rule the universe.
    i could not ever not adore women.
    they're so god damn scrumptious.
    I believe I am blushing :oops: :D

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    and if there are mini women u can put them in small bottles and take them with u.. :mrgreen:
    Carry them in your pocket??? :?
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    chadwick wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    How could you not adore us? We smell amazing! :mrgreen:
    this is true.
    well except for this one lady years ago who worked at Hardees.
    she never bathed with soap & water.
    she smelled like a wet dog's ass.
    Maybe that's who this thread is dedicated to. Mystery solved! :mrgreen:
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    comebackgirl wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    and if there are mini women u can put them in small bottles and take them with u.. :mrgreen:
    Carry them in your pocket??? :?
    for smell them all the time... ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    and if there are mini women u can put them in small bottles and take them with u.. :mrgreen:
    Carry them in your pocket??? :?
    for smell them all the time... ;)


    Dimitri, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you think are women might actually be a box of Tic-Tacs.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Dimitri, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you think are women might actually be a box of Tic-Tacs.

    This could be for the truth.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Dimitri, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you think are women might actually be a box of Tic-Tacs.
    this is a joke between me and comebackgirl about a "mini" theme we having fun...nothing to do with women or the OP
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    and if there are mini women u can put them in small bottles and take them with u.. :mrgreen:
    Carry them in your pocket??? :?
    for smell them all the time... ;)
    would make for easy transport :D
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Dimitri, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you think are women might actually be a box of Tic-Tacs.
    this is a joke between me and comebackgirl about a "mini" theme we having fun...nothing to do with women or the OP


    My sense of sarcasm/humor (such as it is) probably lends itself to some "lost in translation" sort of scenarios. Don't worry, I honestly believe you can tell the difference between women and a box of Tic-Tacs.
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Dimitri, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you think are women might actually be a box of Tic-Tacs.


    :shock:
    what a mental image!
    :lol:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    decides2dream wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Dimitri, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you think are women might actually be a box of Tic-Tacs.


    :shock:
    what a mental image!
    :lol:
    I'm imagining tiny little women trapped in a plastic box :shock: Strangely though, we all look happy :?
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    comebackgirl wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Dimitri, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you think are women might actually be a box of Tic-Tacs.


    :shock:
    what a mental image!
    :lol:
    I'm imagining tiny little women trapped in a plastic box :shock: Strangely though, we all look happy :?

    AND, like you said, you smell great. Minty!
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    eyedclaar wrote:

    AND, like you said, you smell great. Minty!
    Well if we can pick our own flavor...I'd like to be the Berry flavor
    652.x400.seek.heatherette10.jpg?

    Plus, they're pink :oops:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    eyedclaar wrote:
    My sense of sarcasm/humor (such as it is) probably lends itself to some "lost in translation" sort of scenarios. Don't worry, I honestly believe you can tell the difference between women and a box of Tic-Tacs.
    :) u sould learn some Greekglish for comunicate perfect :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    comebackgirl wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    AND, like you said, you smell great. Minty!
    Well if we can pick our own flavor...I'd like to be the Berry flavor
    652.x400.seek.heatherette10.jpg?

    Plus, they're pink :oops:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: u can fit in u and your medium shirt :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    comebackgirl wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Dimitri, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you think are women might actually be a box of Tic-Tacs.


    :shock:
    what a mental image!
    :lol:
    I'm imagining tiny little women trapped in a plastic box :shock: Strangely though, we all look happy :?


    i truly love you all....... :lol:
    i so appreciate the workday entertainment.



    (and have i ever mentioned that i am a VERY visual person :shock: ......which is both a blessing and a curse. right now tho, it is wonderfully entertaining)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    comebackgirl wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Dimitri, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but what you think are women might actually be a box of Tic-Tacs.


    :shock:
    what a mental image!
    :lol:
    I'm imagining tiny little women trapped in a plastic box :shock: Strangely though, we all look happy :?

    All I can visualise now is those scary faces of barbie dolls that stare out at you from toy shop shelves......aaaarrrggggghhhhhh...but in miniature form..double AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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