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  • rssesqrssesq Fairfield County Posts: 3,299
    washedinblack91 wrote:
    i'm a single pearl jam lady but most single pearl jam guys are 30+, much too old for a 21 year old like me :twisted: but if there were any hot ones near me and near my age...

    thats funny cuz I'm 30 plus and only date girls under 23. :D
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    I'm a hot, young single lady that loves pearl jam and cops!
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  • rssesqrssesq Fairfield County Posts: 3,299
    Cops?

    is it the G.E.D. they have or the gun that does it for ya?

    :lol:
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    rssesq wrote:
    Cops?

    is it the G.E.D. they have or the gun that does it for ya?

    :lol:

    It's the keys to the evidence room that does it for me.
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  • rssesqrssesq Fairfield County Posts: 3,299
    eyedclaar wrote:
    rssesq wrote:
    Cops?

    is it the G.E.D. they have or the gun that does it for ya?

    :lol:

    It's the keys to the evidence room that does it for me.

    GREAT FUDGIN ANSWER but your selling yourself short. Get yourself an M.D. with a fat prescription pad if that's your thing.
  • Grandmas JamGrandmas Jam Posts: 1,860
    washedinblack91 wrote:
    i'm a single pearl jam lady but most single pearl jam guys are 30+, much too old for a 21 year old like me :twisted: but if there were any hot ones near me and near my age...
    how about 24....from the west side of ct...30 min from the city? good enough for you?
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    rssesq wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    rssesq wrote:
    Cops?

    is it the G.E.D. they have or the gun that does it for ya?

    :lol:

    It's the keys to the evidence room that does it for me.

    GREAT FUDGIN ANSWER but your selling yourself short. Get yourself an M.D. with a fat prescription pad if that's your thing.


    You know, I am selling myself short... because I'm really a guy, not one of those wimpy girls who can't do math or open pickle jars.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,527
    eyedclaar wrote:


    You know, I am selling myself short... because I'm really a guy, not one of those wimpy girls who can't do math or open pickle jars.

    damn, dude....he was trying to flirt with you. A couple more witty responses and your inbox would have been filling up. :lol:
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  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Rollingstone123 wrote:
    you need to find a girl, Then turn her on to Pearl Jam. thats what I did 7 years ago and my wife is now a hardcore fan.

    That's exactly what I did. Took her to her first PJ show in June 2008 and after this run of shows we'll have seen 7 together. Go figure.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    imalive wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:


    You know, I am selling myself short... because I'm really a guy, not one of those wimpy girls who can't do math or open pickle jars.

    damn, dude....he was trying to flirt with you. A couple more witty responses and your inbox would have been filling up. :lol:

    It's a shame too, because it was the cop's heart that I wanted to break... :twisted:
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  • mrpink90mrpink90 Posts: 415
    Vedder_Girl77 wrote:
    like.echoes wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    sports and concerts are for dudes.

    oh, shit, really?!! All these years I've been watching the Sox and the Pats and going to concerts... I had no idea I was breaking the rules! :roll:
    +1

    I'm single love Pearl Jam, going to concerts and sports and I'm a girl. :roll:


    Will you marry me?
  • Vedder_Girl77Vedder_Girl77 Posts: 4,335
    mrpink90 wrote:
    Vedder_Girl77 wrote:
    The Fixer wrote:
    sports and concerts are for dudes.

    +1

    I'm single love Pearl Jam, going to concerts and sports and I'm a girl. :roll:


    Will you marry me?

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  • sleightofhandmansleightofhandman Posts: 20
    dunkman wrote:
    Where are the single Pearl Jam ladies?.... hiding i'd expect.

    So... You live in Castle Fuckula, and the girls are hiding from ME?!??? Build a bridge over your moat and come visit the states, brother.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    sleightofhandman wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Where are the single Pearl Jam ladies?.... hiding i'd expect.

    So... You live in Castle Fuckula, and the girls are hiding from ME?!??? Build a bridge over your moat and come visit the states, brother.

    He would, but he's afraid:

    A) Some fat American might eat him

    B) He would be expected to tip someone

    C) Orphans in the states are known to punch back
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    sleightofhandman wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Where are the single Pearl Jam ladies?.... hiding i'd expect.

    So... You live in Castle Fuckula, and the girls are hiding from ME?!??? Build a bridge over your moat and come visit the states, brother.

    no point me visiting the states as I'm not a single lady... clue is in the name 'dunkMAN' .. perhaps this lady could help?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHVQT8aIBM


    had many private messages yet from the PJ ladies?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    eyedclaar wrote:
    sleightofhandman wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Where are the single Pearl Jam ladies?.... hiding i'd expect.

    So... You live in Castle Fuckula, and the girls are hiding from ME?!??? Build a bridge over your moat and come visit the states, brother.

    He would, but he's afraid:

    A) Some fat American might eat him

    B) He would be expected to tip someone

    C) Orphans in the states are known to punch back


    this is only my purgatory before the real hell begins... i'm talking Mick Hucknall wearing a fanny pack and waving a stars n stripes flag.

    p.s. In hell do i still get to punch orphans?

    ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • washedinblack91washedinblack91 Posts: 3,078
    BUSH-lager wrote:
    washedinblack91 wrote:
    i'm a single pearl jam lady but most single pearl jam guys are 30+, much too old for a 21 year old like me :twisted: but if there were any hot ones near me and near my age...

    How about 26? :mrgreen:
    as long as you're hot :D :twisted:
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  • SJPJSJPJ Posts: 112
    I'd always hoped I'd find a woman who liked PJ as much as I do. It's really important to me for some reason. Don't think its gonna happen though. Most of today's girls like hip-hop and all that garbage!(IMHO)
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    SJPJ wrote:
    I'd always hoped I'd find a woman who liked PJ as much as I do. It's really important to me for some reason. Don't think its gonna happen though. Most of today's girls like hip-hop and all that garbage!(IMHO)
    Yes... some are just 'lost'. Damn top 40 pop stations!!!
    I am forced to listen to that at work, or country. I am hoping to go deaf soon... :)
  • NastasjaNastasja Posts: 9,668
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    SJPJ wrote:
    I'd always hoped I'd find a woman who liked PJ as much as I do. It's really important to me for some reason. Don't think its gonna happen though. Most of today's girls like hip-hop and all that garbage!(IMHO)
    Yes... some are just 'lost'. Damn top 40 pop stations!!!
    I am forced to listen to that at work, or country. I am hoping to go deaf soon... :)

    I wouldn't hope for this...no PJ anymore either :(
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  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    Nastasja wrote:
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    SJPJ wrote:
    I'd always hoped I'd find a woman who liked PJ as much as I do. It's really important to me for some reason. Don't think its gonna happen though. Most of today's girls like hip-hop and all that garbage!(IMHO)
    Yes... some are just 'lost'. Damn top 40 pop stations!!!
    I am forced to listen to that at work, or country. I am hoping to go deaf soon... :)

    I wouldn't hope for this...no PJ anymore either :(
    Good point. It just seemed easier than cutting the tongues of the pop shit... :lol:
  • SJPJSJPJ Posts: 112
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    SJPJ wrote:
    I'd always hoped I'd find a woman who liked PJ as much as I do. It's really important to me for some reason. Don't think its gonna happen though. Most of today's girls like hip-hop and all that garbage!(IMHO)
    Yes... some are just 'lost'. Damn top 40 pop stations!!!
    I am forced to listen to that at work, or country. I am hoping to go deaf soon... :)

    I know, right? Some people are "lost" and its a shame. I guess I'm lucky to have a job where I can listen to my ipod. I feel blessed!
  • OffMeGoesOffMeGoes Posts: 483
    pearljam10 wrote:
    I'm a 32 year old single PJ fanatic and I can't for the life of me find a nice, sweet, good-looking PJ guy!
    Where are they???????

    There is one hot guy I see at EVERY Pearl Jam show I go to........
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  • SJPJSJPJ Posts: 112
    OffMeGoes wrote:
    pearljam10 wrote:
    I'm a 32 year old single PJ fanatic and I can't for the life of me find a nice, sweet, good-looking PJ guy!
    Where are they???????

    There is one hot guy I see at EVERY Pearl Jam show I go to........

    It's me! Right? Lol!
  • OffMeGoesOffMeGoes Posts: 483
    SJPJ wrote:
    OffMeGoes wrote:
    pearljam10 wrote:
    I'm a 32 year old single PJ fanatic and I can't for the life of me find a nice, sweet, good-looking PJ guy!
    Where are they???????

    There is one hot guy I see at EVERY Pearl Jam show I go to........

    It's me! Right? Lol!

    No, I only see him when I go to the bathroom after 2-3 beers. Dude follows me everywhere....
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  • OffMeGoesOffMeGoes Posts: 483
    +1

    I'm single love Pearl Jam, going to concerts and sports and I'm a girl. :roll:[/quote]


    Will you marry me?[/quote]

    OMG.....I looked at your avatar right before reading what your wrote, and so it played itself perfectly in Borat's voice as I read it.....adding this to the list of why it was an awful decision to chose today to quit huffing paint....
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,957
    pumpkinhead wrote:
    Where are all the single PJ men EVs age ? Find me some.......I need one in Florida for myself and I'm placing an order for a friend in Berlin that is a die hard PJ 10c member. Any takers. Before you reply. You also must be in great shape that EV is. If not applications will not be taken. :D:D

    I am only a couple of years older then Eddie and I have less than 10% body fat which I don't think Eddie can claim.
    However, I am not in Florida.
  • StarfallStarfall Posts: 548
    eyedclaar wrote:
    C) Orphans in the states are known to shoot back

    Fixed. :lol:
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    What's a "Pearl Jam Lady" and are they for sale?.. I'll take a dozen, please. 8-)
  • MayDay10MayDay10 Posts: 11,766
    all the single PJ women are in Australia. A lot of single PJ dudes in USA.

    Gotta wait a few million years for continental drift and the universe will be right. Hopefully Eddie's voice will still be OK.
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