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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    Newch91 wrote:
    norm wrote:
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    ONLY acceptable if that is the third harbaugh brother.
    What about any other relative?

    no. only another brother.
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,781
    Newch91 wrote:
    What about any other relative?

    no. only another brother



    too bad Dad. You fraud!!!!!! You too Mom!!! :mrgreen:
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    gotta figure the dad would wear john's jersey and mom wears jim's right???? righty??:x :x
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,781
    gotta figure the dad would wear john's jersey and mom wears jim's right???? righty??:x :x
    you could favor one child over another?


    Man thats cold, Mr. Think of The Children.
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    RW81233RW81233 Posts: 2,393
    Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

    So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

    You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.
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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,123
    norm wrote:
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    ONLY acceptable if that is the third harbaugh brother.
    Cooper Harbaugh?
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RW81233 wrote:
    Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

    So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

    You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.

    clearly, he needs to be put up for adoption. :P
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    RW81233RW81233 Posts: 2,393
    it could be worse he could be a Red Sox/Pats/Celtics/Bruins fan
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    RW81233 wrote:
    Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

    So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

    You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.

    AMAZING. your 2 year old is a better fan than you are. :lol:

    god bless your friend for undercutting the dez bryant jersey. good work on his part.

    i see no issue with you taking him to the parade so he can celebrate his home town team's championship. however, you should be forced to wear a cardboard sign that reads "i am a fraudulent sports fan. please throw things at me."


    :thumbup:
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    :lol:
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    RW81233RW81233 Posts: 2,393
    RW81233 wrote:
    Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

    So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

    You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.

    AMAZING. your 2 year old is a better fan than you are. :lol:

    god bless your friend for undercutting the dez bryant jersey. good work on his part.

    i see no issue with you taking him to the parade so he can celebrate his home town team's championship. however, you should be forced to wear a cardboard sign that reads "i am a fraudulent sports fan. please throw things at me."


    :thumbup:
    I'll wear my pacman jones cowboy jersey...that way we can save on cardboard.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    RW81233 wrote:
    RW81233 wrote:
    Juggler what am I supposed to do in this situation? Not that I really care, but just wondering what the fraud genie would say. I know you have stated that my son should root for the Ravens, Orioles, Wizards and C(r)apitols in order to do the whole homefield bullshit. Since I abhor the O's, Zards, and Craps that this was never gonna happen. However, my 2 year-old just got into watching and playing football this Thanksgiving. While he has a Dez Bryant jersey coming his way soon, he was already given a hand-me-down Ray Lewis jersey from a friend. He's been wearing that thing, mimicking Lewis's pre-game shenanigans since he's been watching (insert tired murder joke here since he's a rat not a murderer), goes to daycare with other Ravens fans, and watched the whole game last night rooting for the purple ones.

    So the question is: is it my duty to take my son to the parade tomorrow to celebrate his team? Is it fraudulent behavior on my part for being there (I don't hate the Ravens like say the Eagles or Redskins)? Does he have to go with a Ravens fan and not me? Should I just let a two year-old fend for himself on the streets of Baltimore?

    You see these are the issues you can run into when you start defining behaviors.

    AMAZING. your 2 year old is a better fan than you are. :lol:

    god bless your friend for undercutting the dez bryant jersey. good work on his part.

    i see no issue with you taking him to the parade so he can celebrate his home town team's championship. however, you should be forced to wear a cardboard sign that reads "i am a fraudulent sports fan. please throw things at me."


    :thumbup:
    I'll wear my pacman jones cowboy jersey...that way we can save on cardboard.

    okay.

    when is the parade? today?
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    this kind of behavior is frowned upon:

    http://deadspin.com/5985487/?utm_campai ... socialflow
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you might just be a fraud, if you get Chicago Cubs license plates and put Red Sox on them.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    81 wrote:
    you might just be a fraud, if you get Chicago Cubs license plates and put Red Sox on them.

    confirmed.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    march madness is here.....

    is it considered fraudulent to fill out multiple brackets to hedge one's bet?


    i'm uncertain of this one...
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    march madness is here.....

    is it considered fraudulent to fill out multiple brackets to hedge one's bet?


    i'm uncertain of this one...
    All good in my book
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    60 pages in, I'll give my story. Family crossed the pond and set up camp in NW PA. Old man is a huge Rams fan and an Indians fan. (Rams were in nearby Cleveland at the time). I pop out and through my early years all I'd hear is Rams, Rams, Rams.

    By the time I found other sports, I went all Philly. I feel I'm ok here, not a sports fraud. I mean, look at my teams.

    Rams
    Phillies
    Flyers
    Sixers - not an NBA fan at all, but if asked for a team, it's the Sixers

    All my teams suck. I was laid more times at 17 than there are rings in my life time from those four teams.
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,196
    march madness is here.....

    is it considered fraudulent to fill out multiple brackets to hedge one's bet?


    i'm uncertain of this one...

    absolutely fraudulent behavior in my eyes. there will be only one champion so you only get one choice for who you think that will be.

    let me pick 5-7 teams now and im 99% sure i'll get it right.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    60 pages in, I'll give my story. Family crossed the pond and set up camp in NW PA. Old man is a huge Rams fan and an Indians fan. (Rams were in nearby Cleveland at the time). I pop out and through my early years all I'd hear is Rams, Rams, Rams.

    By the time I found other sports, I went all Philly. I feel I'm ok here, not a sports fraud. I mean, look at my teams.

    Rams
    Phillies
    Flyers
    Sixers - not an NBA fan at all, but if asked for a team, it's the Sixers

    All my teams suck. I was laid more times at 17 than there are rings in my life time from those four teams.

    i never knew the rams were once in cleveland. huh. well you learn something every day. were the browns there around the same time? and, if so, does your dad hate them?
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    madtowndavemadtowndave Minneapolis, MN Posts: 4,012
    Great read. I'm lucky in some respects. I grew up in Nashville, which obviously doesn't have a baseball team. Everyone around me loved the fucking Braves, and I hated them. I followed the Orioles because of Cal Ripken, and I still do. But, Nashville also has the Sounds, the AAA team for the Brewers. I watch Fielder, Hart, and others play in the minors, so it was an easy transition to cheer for the Brewers once I moved to WI. I also was a Titans supporter, and I still am. However, the Packer contagion is pretty hard to avoid, so I cheer for both as long as they aren't playing each other.
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    Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 16,779
    60 pages in, I'll give my story. Family crossed the pond and set up camp in NW PA. Old man is a huge Rams fan and an Indians fan. (Rams were in nearby Cleveland at the time). I pop out and through my early years all I'd hear is Rams, Rams, Rams.

    By the time I found other sports, I went all Philly. I feel I'm ok here, not a sports fraud. I mean, look at my teams.

    Rams
    Phillies
    Flyers
    Sixers - not an NBA fan at all, but if asked for a team, it's the Sixers

    All my teams suck. I was laid more times at 17 than there are rings in my life time from those four teams.

    i never knew the rams were once in cleveland. huh. well you learn something every day. were the browns there around the same time? and, if so, does your dad hate them?

    Yeah, I didn't know that either - I had to look it up.

    Sooo, I have to ask, how old are you? Cause that was a looong fuckin' time ago.


    I'm surprised you didn't go Pittsburgh living in NW PA.
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    Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    60 pages in, I'll give my story. Family crossed the pond and set up camp in NW PA. Old man is a huge Rams fan and an Indians fan. (Rams were in nearby Cleveland at the time). I pop out and through my early years all I'd hear is Rams, Rams, Rams.

    By the time I found other sports, I went all Philly. I feel I'm ok here, not a sports fraud. I mean, look at my teams.

    Rams
    Phillies
    Flyers
    Sixers - not an NBA fan at all, but if asked for a team, it's the Sixers

    All my teams suck. I was laid more times at 17 than there are rings in my life time from those four teams.

    i never knew the rams were once in cleveland. huh. well you learn something every day. were the browns there around the same time? and, if so, does your dad hate them?

    Yeah, I didn't know that either - I had to look it up.

    Sooo, I have to ask, how old are you? Cause that was a looong fuckin' time ago.


    I'm surprised you didn't go Pittsburgh living in NW PA.

    I'm 38. I like the Rams cause that's all I heard growing up. I don't and never did live in NW PA. That's where the family first settled. I'm in South Central PA, closer to Philly. Can't stand Pittsburgh teams.
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,123
    pjhawks wrote:
    march madness is here.....

    is it considered fraudulent to fill out multiple brackets to hedge one's bet?


    i'm uncertain of this one...

    absolutely fraudulent behavior in my eyes. there will be only one champion so you only get one choice for who you think that will be.

    let me pick 5-7 teams now and im 99% sure i'll get it right.
    No way. This has nothing to do with being a fan. It's gambling.
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    Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 16,779
    Jason P wrote:
    pjhawks wrote:
    march madness is here.....

    is it considered fraudulent to fill out multiple brackets to hedge one's bet?


    i'm uncertain of this one...

    absolutely fraudulent behavior in my eyes. there will be only one champion so you only get one choice for who you think that will be.

    let me pick 5-7 teams now and im 99% sure i'll get it right.
    No way. This has nothing to do with being a fan. It's gambling.

    Exactly. Nothing wrong with hedging. I don't know why anyone would have any interest in this thing without - sans alumni connections, of course.

    What's fraudulent is someone who doesn't get in a pool and still fills out a bracket for the "fun" of it. Yeah, that's a lot of fun...right.
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,539
    Am i a real fan if i can't find even a bit of interest in half a season of NHL hockey after another greedy lockout? Or does that make me a fraud? I Honestly don't know.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Am i a real fan if i can't find even a bit of interest in half a season of NHL hockey after another greedy lockout? Or does that make me a fraud? I Honestly don't know.



    Fuck the half season
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,539
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Am i a real fan if i can't find even a bit of interest in half a season of NHL hockey after another greedy lockout? Or does that make me a fraud? I Honestly don't know.



    Fuck the half season
    I agree. It feels somewhat meaningless.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Am i a real fan if i can't find even a bit of interest in half a season of NHL hockey after another greedy lockout? Or does that make me a fraud? I Honestly don't know.



    Fuck the half season
    I agree. It feels somewhat meaningless.

    when does hockey start up again?
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,744
    Great read. I'm lucky in some respects. I grew up in Nashville, which obviously doesn't have a baseball team. Everyone around me loved the fucking Braves, and I hated them. I followed the Orioles because of Cal Ripken, and I still do. But, Nashville also has the Sounds, the AAA team for the Brewers. I watch Fielder, Hart, and others play in the minors, so it was an easy transition to cheer for the Brewers once I moved to WI. I also was a Titans supporter, and I still am. However, the Packer contagion is pretty hard to avoid, so I cheer for both as long as they aren't playing each other.


    Definite fraud potential if you start cheering for the Pack. Don't give in to those cheeseheads!
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