The Chicago Cubs..Please Just Go Away!!!

81

DS1119 wrote:

I will say this. If/when the Cubs ever win the Series...that's a party I want to be at.

i honestly would not want to be in wrigleyville during a game 7 of the world series.

win or lose, it would be a just a little too nutty for me.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

I will say this. If/when the Cubs ever win the Series...that's a party I want to be at.

i honestly would not want to be in wrigleyville during a game 7 of the world series.

win or lose, it would be a just a little too nutty for me.

Actually you will be ok in Wrigleyville...

99% of their fans will be down the street in Boystown!

DS1119

81 wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

I will say this. If/when the Cubs ever win the Series...that's a party I want to be at.

i honestly would not want to be in wrigleyville during a game 7 of the world series.

win or lose, it would be a just a little too nutty for me.

Closest I had to being somewhere cool while a sporting event was going on live was in Providence last year after the EV concert. That's the night the Bruins won the Cup. It was cool but I almost got my ass kicked. My ex was not happy.

PJ-Cubs

Cubs win.

Marmol almost blew it.

PJ-Cubs

81 wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

I will say this. If/when the Cubs ever win the Series...that's a party I want to be at.

i honestly would not want to be in wrigleyville during a game 7 of the world series.

win or lose, it would be a just a little too nutty for me.

Based on the crowds in the streets at the NLCS in 2003, a World Series on the North side would be beyond nutty.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

mickeyrat wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Being a Cubs fan is a disease....

But I have finally been CURED!!!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!!!

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!!!

now which is it?

Have you been cured?
or have you now got religion?

And on the 8th day, God created the Chicago Cubs, and their fans.....
Because even God can appreciate a good joke!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

How do you turn a Cubs fan into a pancake?

Throw an Old Style in front of a moving bus!

Sorry, but that one needed to be repeated.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

And that is why Cubs fans are priceless....

Yankee fans talk of their 20-something Championships..
Red Sox fans talk of their recent Championships
Reds fans talk of The Big Red Machine.....

Cubs fans come on this board, and discuss how much they will miss Ryan Dempster.


Ryan Fucking Dempster????

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?

They had pictures of Cubs players on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

DS1119

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?

They had pictures of Cubs players on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

This actually made soda go up my nose you fuck.

Cliffy6745

This is fucking gold

81

i once went to a cubs game wearing a pirates jersey....

a few fans started to talk trash, so i pointed to the big sign on apt on sheffield..you know the one...AC........

SPEEDY MCCREADY

I think my FAVORITE memory of DING-A-LING CUBS FANS....

Is the video of them throwing beers at that poor guy, Steve Bartman, after the whole foul ball incident. Those ignorant, moronic, Cubs fans truly RUINED that guys entire LIFE. MILLIONS of Cubs fans truly wanted that poor guy DEAD!

When actually, he was probably the only guy in the stadium who was paying attention to what was going on. The rest of the Cub fans at the game, were piss drunk on Old Style, texting their friends.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Another reason why CUBS fans are nothing but BLITHERING IDIOTS!!!!

There is a famous statue outside of Wrigley Field of good ole Harry Caray. You know Harry, the beloved, drunk as hell, Cubs announcer.

But do those Einstein Cubs fans even realize that good ole Harry was a broadcaster with the CARDINALS for 25 years. You know the Cardinals, the CUBS sworn ENEMY! And after he left St. Louis, Harry then spent a dozen years broadcasting for the CHICAGO WHITE SOX. You know the White Sox, the CUBS OTHER SWORN ENEMY!

But yet the Cubs, and their idiot fans, had a statue of the guy put up outside Wrigley Field.

Fucking idiots....

SPEEDY MCCREADY

What's the difference between an Chicago Cubs fan and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

What do the Chicago Cubs and the Minnesota Twins have in common?

Neither team has won a World Series in their new stadium.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

A guy gets married and is waiting for his wife on his honeymoon. She walks out of the bathroom in a flimsy little lingerie and says, “Now be gentle, I’m a virgin.” The guy says, “I’m your fourth husband….how can you be a virgin?” The woman says, “Well, my first husband turned out to be gay and he wouldn’t do it. My second husband was an acoholic and he couldn’t do it. And my third husband was a Cub fan. He kept saying, ‘Wait till next year…wait till next year!’

SPEEDY MCCREADY

A wicked Chicago man died and went to the place all wicked people go. The Devil decided to shove him in a room and cranked the heat and humidity up. The man smiled. When the Evil One asked why the man was smiling he said: “Just like Chicago in Spring”

So the Most Evil One cranked up the heat and humidity more. The man removed his coat, smiled, and said: “Just like Chicago in Summer”

This time the Destroyer of Beauty cranked the heat and humidity to maximum. The man removed his shirt and tie and said: “Just like Chicago in August”

The Devil then got an idea. He shut off the heat and turned on the air conditioning. The room froze in seconds. Ice was everywhere. Polar bears hid in dens because it was so cold. Satan, confident he had finally won, peaked in the man’s room only to find the man cheering and partying frantically….

“The Cubs won the World Series…The Cubs won the World Series…”

SPEEDY MCCREADY

On a recent tour of the United States, the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the Florida coastline on an impromptu sightseeing trip.

His 4x4 Pope-mobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline when there was an enormous commotion heard just off the headland.

They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man wearing a Chicago Cubs baseball jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a huge shark.

At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing White Sox jerseys roared into view from around the point. Immediately, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the shark's ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the Cubs fan from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.

They bundled the bleeding, semiconscious man into the boat along with the dead shark and then prepared for a hasty retreat when they heard frantic shouting from the shore.

It was the Pope summoning them to the beach. After they reached the shore, the Pope praised them for the rescue and said, I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there was bitter hatred between the people of south and north sides of Chicago, but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true. I can see that your society is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and could serve as a model on which others could follow."

He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust. As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?"

"That," one answered, "that was the Holy Father, His Holiness the Pope, the head of the Roman Catholic Church and the spiritual leader of millions of faithful Christians around the world."

"Well," the harpooner replied, "He doesn't seem to know diddley about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up okay or do we need to get another one?"

SPEEDY MCCREADY

It's career day in elementry school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class.
'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sex acts on them.'
The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.
Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for the Chicago Cubs.