The Chicago Cubs..Please Just Go Away!!!

Jason P

I went to Wrigley a few years back for the first time since I was a kid. Got to the game a little early after having six Old Styles at the Cubby Bear so I had to go bad. I went to the restroom, found the first stainless pee trough I saw and relieved myself. I turned around to wash my hands and there were no sinks ... to which I thought, "wow, this place really is old school!".

I few innings later I returned to discover I had peed in the sink. :fp:

Kind of explained to lack of privacy and strange looks I was getting.

Wobbie

love the new title.

:thumbup:

Last-12-Exit

81 wrote:

Last-12-Exit wrote:

81 wrote:

caught the end of the Kerry's 20K game last night on comcast sports.....he looked huge compared to his current self....and he was throwing some nasty shit. they kept calling it a curve, but it looked more like a cutter. a ton of movement away from righties. shame his arm blew out.

interesting to see the park too....yeah, it's teh same, but it's different.....and they need to bring back the budweiser house....and stop fuckin with shit like digital crap in right field.

I remember skipping all of my afternoon classes to watch that game. That was the nastiest curve ball I've ever seen any pitcher throw. That same curve that broke a foot and a half that struck out moises alou, however, is the same pitch that caused his first of many arm surgeries.

Woody, ryno and gracie are my favorite cubs ever

nasty nasty nasty shit...shame that arms aren't made to throw that way.

not being a cubs fan...i did always enjoy Hawk and the Dunston and his hitting meter

The shawon o meter was classic. I remember gracie talking about how bad his hand hurt after games because dunston three the ball so hard to first.

81

Jason P wrote:

I went to Wrigley a few years back for the first time since I was a kid. Got to the game a little early after having six Old Styles at the Cubby Bear so I had to go bad. I went to the restroom, found the first stainless pee trough I saw and relieved myself. I turned around to wash my hands and there were no sinks ... to which I thought, "wow, this place really is old school!".

I few innings later I returned to discover I had peed in the sink. :fp:

Kind of explained to lack of privacy and strange looks I was getting.

i like the trough...easy in, easy out......

Last-12-Exit

Did anyone see the commercial where andre Dawson comes out of the ivy at wrigley? Good stuff.

81

Last-12-Exit wrote:

Did anyone see the commercial where andre Dawson comes out of the ivy at wrigley? Good stuff.

yeah...seemed kind of dumb tho...but i hate commercials

Last-12-Exit

81 wrote:

Last-12-Exit wrote:

Did anyone see the commercial where andre Dawson comes out of the ivy at wrigley? Good stuff.

yeah...seemed kind of dumb tho...but i hate commercials

Lol. Who would have expected Dawson to do that? Didn't he enter the hall as an expo?

81

Last-12-Exit wrote:

81 wrote:

Last-12-Exit wrote:

Did anyone see the commercial where andre Dawson comes out of the ivy at wrigley? Good stuff.

yeah...seemed kind of dumb tho...but i hate commercials

Lol. Who would have expected Dawson to do that? Didn't he enter the hall as an expo?

yeah....MLB determins hats. he wanted to go in as a Cub but....

tybird

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Fuck the Cubs...
Ive had enough...

Tell us how you really feel....

davidtrios

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Fuck the Cubs...
Ive had enough...

:corn:

PJ-Cubs

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
- You created this thread
- You have changed the title about 1000 times
- You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.

81

Next wed is singles day in the bleachers

dcfaithful

PJ-Cubs wrote:

Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

This is Speedy we're talking about here. I think he likes to complain, and if I had to guess, he probably doesn't give a rat's ass what anyone says about it either. :P

Last-12-Exit

I will never get sick of the losing, the shitty field, or the crappy concessions. As long as there's a team on the north side, I will be a die hard fan. :corn:

SPEEDY MCCREADY

PJ-Cubs wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
- You created this thread
- You have changed the title about 1000 times
- You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.

Or maybe..

JUST MAYBE...

OH WISE ONE...

Im really sick and tired of a baseball team that hasnt WON a damned thing in over 100 years.....

Ya ever think of that Einstein????????

SPEEDY MCCREADY

PJ-Cubs wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
- You created this thread
- You have changed the title about 1000 times
- You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.

Bandwagon?

Why dont ya explain that comment to me..Einstein

But do me a favor this time...

Turn around and start talking out of your face.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

PJ-Cubs wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

...Actually, I truly havent given a shit about them for a few years.

For someone who doesn't give a shit about the team, you sure put a lot of enery into the club.
- You created this thread
- You have changed the title about 1000 times
- You post all of your complaints about the players, the park, the management, the fans, etc

Either you just like to complain or you are still really care about the team.

I heard the Pirates are starting a bandwagon. Maybe you can go cheer for them.

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Cubs fans too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not a Cubs fan.”

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

“Why I’m proud to be a St. Louis Cardinals fan,” boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cardinals fan.

“Well, My Dad and Mom are Cardinals fans, and I’m a Cardinals fan too.”

The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?”

A pause, and a smile. “Then,” says the girl, “I’d be a Cubs fan.”

SPEEDY MCCREADY

How do you turn a Cubs fan into a pancake?
Throw an “Old Style” in front of an on-coming bus.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Two Cub fans in a Chevy Traverse plummeted over an embankment. Police officers at the scene said it was an appalling tragedy, as the vehicle was capable of seating seven.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

CHICAGO CUBS APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

NAME_____________ (IF BRANDT BROWN PLEASE LEAVE)

1. EXPECTED INCOME:

A) LEAGUE MINIMUM
AT LEAST MORE THAN RON SANTO
C) YEAR LONG SUPPLY OF OLD-STYLE

2. POSITION EXPECTED:

A) INFIELD
STARTING/DISABLED LIST PITCHER
C) ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF PUJOLS

3. DATE I CAN START:

A) IMMEDIATELY
AFTER MY KHOURY LEAGUE IS OVER
C) WHEN IM DONE ADMIRING PUJOLS

4. HOW I WAS REFERRED:

A) TRIBUNE AD
LOU BROCK
C) MY LOCAL POSTAL CARRIER

5. MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT:

A) DISABLED LIST LESS THAN 4X
ONCE MET ALBERT PUJOLS
C) NEVER PLAYED FOR CUBS

6. I EXPECT A WORLD SERIES RING:

A) THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION
WHAT IS “WORLD SERIES”?
C) WHEN TRADED TO ST. LOUIS

SIGNATURE__________________ (OR JUST MAKE AN X)