The Chicago Cubs..Please Just Go Away!!!

mca47

1 guest wrote:

xavier mcdaniel wrote:

looks like a certain outfielder from the Pacific Rim is heading to Cleveland.

he's a decent player.

Yeah, he wasn't part of the big problem the Cubs have. Oh, and the prospects they got for him aren't doing much of anything in the minors. Awesome! :? :x

RW81233

Dear Cubs,
Thank you for really sucking against us the last two nights, but fuck you for your shitty SS bobbling the ball and inadvertantly jacking up Ricky Weeks. In return I'd like to redeem my groupon for Alphonso Soriano where you pay all the money on his contract while he "plays" second base for us in the meantime (I'm not even sure if that's possible but I'd rather than than trade for Clint Fucking Barmes). Oh, and please keep the sucking up for one more day.

Thanks,
rkw

81

Dear RW,

Castro is a HOF'er in the making. He is a brilliant at the plate and in the field.

Your Pal,
Speedy

RW81233

In all honesty how many winning seasons will Starlin Castro be a part of? More or less than Nyjer Morgan?

81

RW81233 wrote:

In all honesty how many winning seasons will Starlin Castro be a part of? More or less than Nyjer Morgan?

who knows.....will castro get traded to the yankee's? will morgan get moved to the diamond backs?

if you assume they both stay on their current teams..in the next 10 years, i'd say 3 for casto and 2 for morgan.

mca47

81 wrote:

RW81233 wrote:

In all honesty how many winning seasons will Starlin Castro be a part of? More or less than Nyjer Morgan?

who knows.....will castro get traded to the yankee's? will morgan get moved to the diamond backs?

if you assume they both stay on their current teams..in the next 10 years, i'd say 3 for casto and 2 for morgan.

Hahaha, you're probably right.
Just think if Maddux didn't pitch all of those years for the Cubs...how many wins he'd have? :shock:

pureoc

RW81233 wrote:

Dear Cubs,
Thank you for really sucking against us the last two nights, but fuck you for your shitty SS bobbling the ball and inadvertantly jacking up Ricky Weeks. In return I'd like to redeem my groupon for Alphonso Soriano where you pay all the money on his contract while he "plays" second base for us in the meantime (I'm not even sure if that's possible but I'd rather than than trade for Clint Fucking Barmes). Oh, and please keep the sucking up for one more day.

Thanks,
rkw

The throw had plenty to do with it, but had Weeks went twoards the outside of 1B along the foul line instead of the inside corner he probably wouldn't have collided with Pena.

81

clearly, fukodome was the problem.

fuckin cubs

if you see some drunk idiot stumbling around right field today....that's me.

Indifference71

81 wrote:

clearly, fukodome was the problem.

fuckin cubs

if you see some drunk idiot stumbling around right field today....that's me.

Oh boy...81 is going to Cubland today...it's like an amusement park. I hope you enjoy $7 old styles...

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

clearly, fukodome was the problem.

fuckin cubs

if you see some drunk idiot stumbling around right field today....that's me.

Make sure you try to get that FUTURE HALL OF FAMER Castro......
To give you an autograph.....

It will make an excellent souvineer.....And it will look good on the mantle.....

hehehehehehehe

xavier mcdaniel

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

81 wrote:

clearly, fukodome was the problem.

fuckin cubs

if you see some drunk idiot stumbling around right field today....that's me.

Make sure you try to get that FUTURE HALL OF FAMER Castro......
To give you an autograph.....

It will make an excellent souvineer.....And it will look good on the mantle.....

hehehehehehehe

Make sure you get a Lou Montanez autograph also....

81

Indifference71 wrote:

81 wrote:

clearly, fukodome was the problem.

fuckin cubs

if you see some drunk idiot stumbling around right field today....that's me.

Oh boy...81 is going to Cubland today...it's like an amusement park. I hope you enjoy all teh free beer you can drink...

fixed.

it's our company outting. all we can eat burgers and hotdogs before the game, and all we can drink beer all day before and during the game.

odds are, some one will puke.

81

xavier mcdaniel wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

81 wrote:

clearly, fukodome was the problem.

fuckin cubs

if you see some drunk idiot stumbling around right field today....that's me.

Make sure you try to get that FUTURE HALL OF FAMER Castro......
To give you an autograph.....

It will make an excellent souvineer.....And it will look good on the mantle.....

hehehehehehehe

Make sure you get a Lou Montanez autograph also....

fuck autographs. i'd just give them away

81

the ultra rare inside the park wrigley field HR :shock:

that was pretty cool to see.

xavier mcdaniel

81 wrote:

the ultra rare inside the park wrigley field HR :shock:

that was pretty cool to see.

It's always cool to see someone's first career home run in person. Just off the top of my head, I've seen Cameron Maybin, David Murphy, Dan Murphy and John Mayberry Jr's first career home run in person.

pureoc

xavier mcdaniel wrote:

81 wrote:

the ultra rare inside the park wrigley field HR :shock:

that was pretty cool to see.

It's always cool to see someone's first career home run in person. Just off the top of my head, I've seen Cameron Maybin, David Murphy, Dan Murphy and John Mayberry Jr's first career home run in person.

Not sure if I've seen anyones first career HR, but I did see Bobby Hill's debut!! In the words of Lee Elia the Cubs are "fucking hotter than shit" and 81 would not be part of the "85% of the world that works", ha!

xavier mcdaniel

pureoc wrote:

xavier mcdaniel wrote:

81 wrote:

the ultra rare inside the park wrigley field HR :shock:

that was pretty cool to see.

It's always cool to see someone's first career home run in person. Just off the top of my head, I've seen Cameron Maybin, David Murphy, Dan Murphy and John Mayberry Jr's first career home run in person.

Not sure if I've seen anyones first career HR, but I did see Bobby Hill's debut!! In the words of Lee Elia the Cubs are "fucking hotter than shit" and 81 would not be part of the "85% of the world that works", ha!

you might mean this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KGcwE4FtGw

pureoc

Not sure if I've seen anyones first career HR, but I did see Bobby Hill's debut!! In the words of Lee Elia the Cubs are "fucking hotter than shit" and 81 would not be part of the "85% of the world that works", ha![/quote]

you might mean this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KGcwE4FtGw[/quote]


YES! Greatest sports tirade EVER!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

These dingalings have won 7 in a row????

Hell has frozen over....

xavier mcdaniel

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

These dingalings have won 7 in a row????

Hell has frozen over....

There's a lot of talent on this team.......................................