Annoying girlfriends..

norm

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

polaris_x wrote:

if those numbers are correct ... your roomate is a champ!

imo - you're screwed (pun intended) ... griping to your male roomate that he's having too much sex is not the coolest thing to do although i totally think it sux ...

i would say you have 1 of 2 choices:

1. move out
2. wait it out - he'll dump her when he finally gets over the sex thing

Dump her???

She is 20 years old....
All she wants to do is get drunk and fuck.......

Dump her????
The guy should be out buying her a wedding ring........

hehehehehehehe

whoa there cowboy!! :shock:

you bang 20 year olds, you don't marry them!!

decides2dream

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

why do I have a strange feeling...

That you need to get laid more often???

who doesn't?

i think everyone can always do with more of a good thing, no?





and norm....hysterical!

DeLukin

the wolf wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

Three words for you: World of Warcraft. That (and/or living in your parent's basement) will drive any woman away.

do these two things not go hand in hand ?

Yes, they absolutely do. Err, so I've heard.

PJGARDEN

the wolf wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

PJGARDEN wrote:

Moan and scream his name in the middle of the night and make sure you wake them up. The next morning, in front of her, mention you had an amazing dream about him last night that brought back a lot of memories. She'll be gone.

What if she's into the menage??? :shock:

simple. he bangs her waaaaaaaay better than his friend does, she breaks up with friend to be with him. he lets her think that is what he wants, but then kicks her annoying ass to the curb.

then its just him and bro again.

That's it! That way he gets laid and gets rid of her. Its perfect!

PJGARDEN

the wolf wrote:

DeLukin wrote:

Three words for you: World of Warcraft. That (and/or living in your parent's basement) will drive any woman away.

do these two things not go hand in hand ?

With these two things a hand is all your gonna get.

LikeAnOcean

Threads about sex go along way on these boards.. you hornballs.


No, I'm not going to bang my BEST FRIEND'S girlfriend.

Danimal

LikeAnOcean wrote:

Threads about sex go along way on these boards.. you hornballs.


No, I'm not going to bang my BEST FRIEND'S girlfriend.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

PJGARDEN

LikeAnOcean wrote:

Threads about sex go along way on these boards.. you hornballs.


No, I'm not going to bang my BEST FRIEND'S girlfriend.

What kind of attitude is that? I don't think you're really committed to getting rid of her.

mca47

norm wrote:

you bang 20 year olds, you don't marry them!!

Couldn't have said it better myself!


I wish ol' mca could meet a 20 year old sex freak!

comebackgirl

LikeAnOcean wrote:

Threads about sex go along way on these boards.. you hornballs.


No, I'm not going to bang my BEST FRIEND'S girlfriend.

You have to do it to SAVE the friendship.

It's the only way

the wolf

LikeAnOcean wrote:

Threads about sex go along way on these boards.. you hornballs.


No, I'm not going to bang my BEST FRIEND'S girlfriend.

well then I really have nothing left to say to you.

Thats all I had.

rival.

come onnnnnnnnnn. even elaine and jerry banged.

intodeep

LikeAnOcean wrote:

So She always talks about marriage and the kids they are going to have and how she hopes he doesn't die first because she doesn't want to be a lonely old lady *gags*. She always asks him if he loves her. .. I can't wait.

Iron Maiden has this little song with a chorus that has this line .....

RUN TO THE HILLS RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFFFFEEEE!

Yeah I stopped reading after that. Run Away!

Hammerdonkey

What a smart little girl. She's brainwashing him with the sex. The very thought of breaking up with her immediately takes his mind to the next dude in line who will fuck her 6 times a day and men can't handle that. It's the thought of it that is worse than the act itself. Once she fucks another guy, she's just a whore and we can move on.

Long story short, sounds like your friend has a problem defining his boundaries. He's in for a miserable life if he doesn't get them established pretty quick. You let women take some control. Most men do that. But, he needs to draw some lines and stop being a pussy whipped bitch. I didn't like the making out in the middle of a conversation part. That makes my spine cringe. I hate girls that do that.

Good luck to your friend. Looks like he'll walk the earth being pulled by his junk at the hands of a young retarded semen drinker. And tell her to stop the loud moaning during sex. I've seen babies come out of that shoot. Dicks don't do that kind of damage. I hate poor actresses.

You could fuck her in the ass. That would solve a lot of your problems. I'm just sayin'...

Heatherj43

I had a neighbor call the cops on a couple across the street because in their sex play she liked to pretend she was being raped. She would yell for help and all!
Needless to say, they got a ticket for disturbing the peace and they quit being so loud. I get where you are at about this.
Its one thing if its you're getting banged like that, but who in their right mind wants to hear that 5-6 times a day!!!
Why not tell them to shut up!

the wolf

Heatherj43 wrote:

I had a neighbor call the cops on a couple across the street because in their sex play she liked to pretend she was being raped. She would yell for help and all!
Needless to say, they got a ticket for disturbing the peace and they quit being so loud. I get where you are at about this.
Its one thing if its you're getting banged like that, but who in their right mind wants to hear that 5-6 times a day!!!
Why not tell them to shut up!

if the couple across the street were to handle their "rape fantasy" the correct way, she would not have been able to yell out for help !

that's what gags are for !

Whizbang

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

She is 20 yrs old....

All she does is get drunk and get laid 6-7 times a day?????

Your friend just hit the fucking jackpot!!!!!

I just hope you are hitting on/banging all her 20 year old friends...........

OMG!!!! this is as far as I've read....and you, Speedy, have hit the nail on the head!!!!!

sure it might be annoying but he's getting laid...grab one of her friends and join the fun. It will be over shortly....