if those numbers are correct ... your roomate is a champ!
imo - you're screwed (pun intended) ... griping to your male roomate that he's having too much sex is not the coolest thing to do although i totally think it sux ...
i would say you have 1 of 2 choices:
1. move out
2. wait it out - he'll dump her when he finally gets over the sex thing
Dump her???
She is 20 years old....
All she wants to do is get drunk and fuck.......
Dump her????
The guy should be out buying her a wedding ring........
hehehehehehehe
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
if those numbers are correct ... your roomate is a champ!
imo - you're screwed (pun intended) ... griping to your male roomate that he's having too much sex is not the coolest thing to do although i totally think it sux ...
i would say you have 1 of 2 choices:
1. move out
2. wait it out - he'll dump her when he finally gets over the sex thing
Yeah, I was wondering. Srsly, what kind of vitamins is this guy taking? :? :think: :shifty:
She is 20 years old....
All she wants to do is get drunk and fuck.......
Dump her????
The guy should be out buying her a wedding ring........
hehehehehehehe
haha ... yeah - she is not marrying material ... he'll move on - i guarantee it ...
Not marrying material???? Bullshit!!!
Today I was told....
"Saturday we are going to buy a Christmas tree.....And we have to plan on what we are cooking my parents for Christmas Eve dinner.....We have a lot of cleaning to do and I want to buy some new dinner ware.....Plus you need to go to the post office and work on getting your passport....Will you be able to give me the $1200 for vacation this weekend"????
I would have rather heard....
"Ya wanna get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today"????????
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back
This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back
The perfect response.....
Just fucking perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
i like the idea that you start moaning...that's classic. have you thought about just having a conversation w/ him & asked him to tone it down a bit where you're home?
i've had some crazy roommate situations before as well..an old roommate of mine wanted to have sex with his girlfriend in every room in our house. (i ended up locking my door) my other roommate & i each walked in on them at different times. so we decided to randomly invite a shitload of people over to watch a game when they though they had the whole house to themselves. they didn't seem to mind when one person walked in on them....it was a totally different story when 15 or so people walked in on them! hahaha we opened the front door & there they were in the tv room going at it. he was so embarrassed that he moved out within a week. problem solved.
This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back
While his buddy is in the next room making the 20yr old scream and moan.....
LikeAnOcean is in the Living Room, with a glass of wine, listening to this.......
This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back
While his buddy is in the next room making the 20yr old scream and moan.....
LikeAnOcean is in the Living Room, with a glass of wine, listening to this.......
This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back
Sounds like the girl isn't the only one who needs to grow up.
Wow.. I've lived by myself for a while now. My lease ran up the same time my buddy bought a place and he offered me a room dirt cheap, so I said I'd stay for at least a few months to save up more money to put down on a place. This is saving me an extra $550+ a month! It's a smart move for now.
I don't think I know anyone who doesn't have a roommate. Technically a married couple, both working are equivalent to roommates. Living by yourself is not cheap. Not many people do it.
lao, no worries on having a roomate. seriously. most people understand. you also live in a big city, chicago....makes a BIG difference. almost all the associates/senior associates in my firm, many close to 30, have roommates. it's NYC. so yea....we get it.
and speedy, get over yourself. you may like to HEAR let's get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today. but cmon man, no way in hell you'd actually be able to pull it off. even stone cold sober. tho i do admit i am rather impressed. 31 years old and able to pull that off. i'd like to know his vitamins and put em in my husband's christmas stocking.
tho i agree....she won't last. she might be a great lay, but for a true long-term thing, one needs a helluva lot more than being just a great lay.
I think the suggestion of groaning loudly yourself, and then calmly telling them that your masturbating, is the best suggestion. If that doesnt make her uncomfortable nothing will. Better yet, purposely masturbate in the living room or kitchen, or somewhere where its really audible.
Ideally, you should get your own 20 year old. She'll have you so horny & worn out that you wont be able hear anything coming from any other room. Everyone wins. You'll be the happiest, nosiest household in town.
lao, no worries on having a roomate. seriously. most people understand. you also live in a big city, chicago....makes a BIG difference. almost all the associates/senior associates in my firm, many close to 30, have roommates. it's NYC. so yea....we get it.
and speedy, get over yourself. you may like to HEAR let's get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today. but cmon man, no way in hell you'd actually be able to pull it off. even stone cold sober. tho i do admit i am rather impressed. 31 years old and able to pull that off. i'd like to know his vitamins and put em in my husband's christmas stocking.
tho i agree....she won't last. she might be a great lay, but for a true long-term thing, one needs a helluva lot more than being just a great lay.
Get over myself???
Myself????
I have a question for you....
Were you ever a teacher???
I think I might remember you mentioning this once or twice....
or was it 3,834,723 times that you mentioned this????
hehehehehehehehehe
get over myself????
You taught 5 year olds how to finger paint...
And made sure Sally didnt eat the glue....
*smooch*
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
and speedy, get over yourself. you may like to HEAR let's get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today. but cmon man, no way in hell you'd actually be able to pull it off. even stone cold sober. tho i do admit i am rather impressed. 31 years old and able to pull that off. i'd like to know his vitamins and put em in my husband's christmas stocking.
tho i agree....she won't last. she might be a great lay, but for a true long-term thing, one needs a helluva lot more than being just a great lay.
Get over myself???
Myself????
I have a question for you....
Were you ever a teacher???
I think I might remember you mentioning this once or twice....
or was it 3,834,723 times that you mentioned this????
hehehehehehehehehe
get over myself????
You taught 5 year olds how to finger paint...
And made sure Sally didnt eat the glue....
*smooch*
bit sensitive on the sexuality front eh?
like i said....
and sure, i could teach you a thing or two....but i won't.
Moan and scream his name in the middle of the night and make sure you wake them up. The next morning, in front of her, mention you had an amazing dream about him last night that brought back a lot of memories. She'll be gone.
and speedy, get over yourself. you may like to HEAR let's get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today. but cmon man, no way in hell you'd actually be able to pull it off. even stone cold sober. tho i do admit i am rather impressed. 31 years old and able to pull that off. i'd like to know his vitamins and put em in my husband's christmas stocking.
tho i agree....she won't last. she might be a great lay, but for a true long-term thing, one needs a helluva lot more than being just a great lay.
Get over myself???
Myself????
I have a question for you....
Were you ever a teacher???
I think I might remember you mentioning this once or twice....
or was it 3,834,723 times that you mentioned this????
hehehehehehehehehe
get over myself????
You taught 5 year olds how to finger paint...
And made sure Sally didnt eat the glue....
*smooch*
bit sensitive on the sexuality front eh?
like i said....
and sure, i could teach you a thing or two....but i won't.
why do I have a strange feeling...
That you need to get laid more often???
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Moan and scream his name in the middle of the night and make sure you wake them up. The next morning, in front of her, mention you had an amazing dream about him last night that brought back a lot of memories. She'll be gone.
What if she's into the menage??? :shock:
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Moan and scream his name in the middle of the night and make sure you wake them up. The next morning, in front of her, mention you had an amazing dream about him last night that brought back a lot of memories. She'll be gone.
What if she's into the menage??? :shock:
simple. he bangs her waaaaaaaay better than his friend does, she breaks up with friend to be with him. he lets her think that is what he wants, but then kicks her annoying ass to the curb.
then its just him and bro again.
Peace, Love.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Moan and scream his name in the middle of the night and make sure you wake them up. The next morning, in front of her, mention you had an amazing dream about him last night that brought back a lot of memories. She'll be gone.
What if she's into the menage??? :shock:
simple. he bangs her waaaaaaaay better than his friend does, she breaks up with friend to be with him. he lets her think that is what he wants, but then kicks her annoying ass to the curb.
then its just him and bro again.
but first they should have her cook them breakfast and clean the apartment.
Well done!
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Comments
She is 20 years old....
All she wants to do is get drunk and fuck.......
Dump her????
The guy should be out buying her a wedding ring........
hehehehehehehe
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
haha ... yeah - she is not marrying material ... he'll move on - i guarantee it ...
Today I was told....
"Saturday we are going to buy a Christmas tree.....And we have to plan on what we are cooking my parents for Christmas Eve dinner.....We have a lot of cleaning to do and I want to buy some new dinner ware.....Plus you need to go to the post office and work on getting your passport....Will you be able to give me the $1200 for vacation this weekend"????
I would have rather heard....
"Ya wanna get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today"????????
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back
The perfect response.....
Just fucking perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
i like the idea that you start moaning...that's classic. have you thought about just having a conversation w/ him & asked him to tone it down a bit where you're home?
i've had some crazy roommate situations before as well..an old roommate of mine wanted to have sex with his girlfriend in every room in our house. (i ended up locking my door) my other roommate & i each walked in on them at different times. so we decided to randomly invite a shitload of people over to watch a game when they though they had the whole house to themselves. they didn't seem to mind when one person walked in on them....it was a totally different story when 15 or so people walked in on them! hahaha we opened the front door & there they were in the tv room going at it. he was so embarrassed that he moved out within a week. problem solved.
www.cluthelee.com
www.cluthe.com
Sounds like the girl isn't the only one who needs to grow up.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
It is because LikeAnOcean keeps playing Riot Act, while the girl is trying to fuck!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehehehe
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
i can't believe it took to the middle of page 2 to ask for pics
that's the only good thing about this thread... the possibility of pics
or better yet... give me her email or facebook addy and i'll get her away from your roommate
thanks
the solution is simple
reposition that webcam... or get another one
make big cash
then move out
as well as go see PJ on tour
as long as she's hot her annoying won't come through in the porn
LikeAnOcean is in the Living Room, with a glass of wine, listening to this.......
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClUBNI8H7_E
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
www.cluthelee.com
www.cluthe.com
LOL! perfect!
I don't think I know anyone who doesn't have a roommate. Technically a married couple, both working are equivalent to roommates. Living by yourself is not cheap. Not many people do it.
Everyone else, your responses are hilarious!
lao, no worries on having a roomate. seriously. most people understand. you also live in a big city, chicago....makes a BIG difference. almost all the associates/senior associates in my firm, many close to 30, have roommates. it's NYC. so yea....we get it.
and speedy, get over yourself.
tho i agree....she won't last. she might be a great lay, but for a true long-term thing, one needs a helluva lot more than being just a great lay.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
I think the suggestion of groaning loudly yourself, and then calmly telling them that your masturbating, is the best suggestion. If that doesnt make her uncomfortable nothing will. Better yet, purposely masturbate in the living room or kitchen, or somewhere where its really audible.
Ideally, you should get your own 20 year old. She'll have you so horny & worn out that you wont be able hear anything coming from any other room. Everyone wins. You'll be the happiest, nosiest household in town.
Myself????
I have a question for you....
Were you ever a teacher???
I think I might remember you mentioning this once or twice....
or was it 3,834,723 times that you mentioned this????
hehehehehehehehehe
get over myself????
You taught 5 year olds how to finger paint...
And made sure Sally didnt eat the glue....
*smooch*
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
bit sensitive on the sexuality front eh?
like i said....
and sure, i could teach you a thing or two....but i won't.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
That you need to get laid more often???
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
simple. he bangs her waaaaaaaay better than his friend does, she breaks up with friend to be with him. he lets her think that is what he wants, but then kicks her annoying ass to the curb.
then its just him and bro again.
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Well done!
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Or, um, so I've heard...
do these two things not go hand in hand ?
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel