Annoying girlfriends..

the wolf

just wait until they are asleep and start moanig and making all kinds of noise to wake them up.

when they ask what the hell is going on, tell them you were having a wank and act as if all is normal.

maybe that will get the point across.

Jeff Murray

LikeAnOcean wrote:

missisles wrote:

you could always join in
start moaning aswell
make her feel real uncomfortable

SCREAM his name
and then next time you see them give em a wink

Brilliant!

I had though about it.. maybe I'll give subtle loud moans.. see if they get quiet. If not, it will still be funny and make the situation less awkward for me.. lol

Pull a Forrest Gump and make noises everytime they walk by like he did when the principal left the house!

Danimal

Bang her.

I am sure that will make it stop.

AllNiteThing

That sounds hot! Got any pics of her?

Benzor

Danimal wrote:

Bang her.

I am sure that will make it stop.

+1

Get_Right

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

She is 20 yrs old....

All she does is get drunk and get laid 6-7 times a day?????

Your friend just hit the fucking jackpot!!!!!

I just hope you are hitting on/banging all her 20 year old friends...........

EXACTLY!

mrvedderson

You should keep trying to join in on their sex sessions, if shes not down she will eventually leave, if she is well then you and ur buddy make a porno.

comebackgirl

whoprincess wrote:

Or, you could record them and play it back at some really embarrassing moment. :twisted:

^^^^ Love this :twisted:

This won't last. I'm sure your friend thinks she's crazy too - he already asked if you thought she was annoying - sounds like he already thinks she is. He's having fun getting laid...but he'll move on soon enough.

Who Princess

CROJAM95 wrote:

LikeAnOcean wrote:

Now here's the really annoying part, and tell me if I'm wrong for thinking so.. they have sex easily 5 or 6 times a day and obnoxiously so. She moans and screams on the top of her lungs.. More power to him, my best friend is dating a much younger girl who likes to bang, but I have to hear it all the time! It wakes me up in the morning.. and again not even an hour later again.. after lunch, dinner.. On my days off I'm trying to do whatever I can to leave the house. It's like a constant porno.

Is this normal? Rent here is cheap and I'm saving a lot of money rooming with him. I can't complain, but does anyone else think this is out of the ordinary?

Dude. You sound like you're in your 70's or something! :?

Nah, even people in their 70s like a little porn!

I get what he's saying. Once in a while, no big deal.
All day, every day, enough already! :crazy:

My DSL crapped out last night so I didn't get to find out anything else but it sounds like the dudes here have some good suggestions. :thumbup:

polaris_x

if those numbers are correct ... your roomate is a champ!

imo - you're screwed (pun intended) ... griping to your male roomate that he's having too much sex is not the coolest thing to do although i totally think it sux ...

i would say you have 1 of 2 choices:

1. move out
2. wait it out - he'll dump her when he finally gets over the sex thing

SPEEDY MCCREADY

polaris_x wrote:

if those numbers are correct ... your roomate is a champ!

imo - you're screwed (pun intended) ... griping to your male roomate that he's having too much sex is not the coolest thing to do although i totally think it sux ...

i would say you have 1 of 2 choices:

1. move out
2. wait it out - he'll dump her when he finally gets over the sex thing

Dump her???

She is 20 years old....
All she wants to do is get drunk and fuck.......

Dump her????
The guy should be out buying her a wedding ring........

hehehehehehehe

polaris_x

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Dump her???

She is 20 years old....
All she wants to do is get drunk and fuck.......

Dump her????
The guy should be out buying her a wedding ring........

hehehehehehehe

haha ... yeah - she is not marrying material ... he'll move on - i guarantee it ...

Who Princess

polaris_x wrote:

if those numbers are correct ... your roomate is a champ!

imo - you're screwed (pun intended) ... griping to your male roomate that he's having too much sex is not the coolest thing to do although i totally think it sux ...

i would say you have 1 of 2 choices:

1. move out
2. wait it out - he'll dump her when he finally gets over the sex thing

Yeah, I was wondering. Srsly, what kind of vitamins is this guy taking? :? :think: :shifty:

SPEEDY MCCREADY

polaris_x wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Dump her???

She is 20 years old....
All she wants to do is get drunk and fuck.......

Dump her????
The guy should be out buying her a wedding ring........

hehehehehehehe

haha ... yeah - she is not marrying material ... he'll move on - i guarantee it ...

Not marrying material???? Bullshit!!!

Today I was told....

"Saturday we are going to buy a Christmas tree.....And we have to plan on what we are cooking my parents for Christmas Eve dinner.....We have a lot of cleaning to do and I want to buy some new dinner ware.....Plus you need to go to the post office and work on getting your passport....Will you be able to give me the $1200 for vacation this weekend"????

I would have rather heard....

"Ya wanna get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today"????????

Drowned Out

This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Drowned Out wrote:

This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back

The perfect response.....

Just fucking perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mfc2006

this thread is fucking great!!! hahaha

i like the idea that you start moaning...that's classic. have you thought about just having a conversation w/ him & asked him to tone it down a bit where you're home?

i've had some crazy roommate situations before as well..an old roommate of mine wanted to have sex with his girlfriend in every room in our house. (i ended up locking my door) my other roommate & i each walked in on them at different times. so we decided to randomly invite a shitload of people over to watch a game when they though they had the whole house to themselves. they didn't seem to mind when one person walked in on them....it was a totally different story when 15 or so people walked in on them! hahaha we opened the front door & there they were in the tv room going at it. he was so embarrassed that he moved out within a week. problem solved.

Black Diamond

I'm just pretending that it said 5-6 a year so I feel like a stud...

Who Princess

OK, the last couple of responses have me laughing my ass off.

know1

Who has a roommate at 31????

Sounds like the girl isn't the only one who needs to grow up.