Annoying girlfriends..

Who Princess

know1 wrote:

Who has a roommate at 31????

Sounds like the girl isn't the only one who needs to grow up.

Oh, please. Money's tight these days. Lots of people have roommates. Don't be a snob. :roll:

SPEEDY MCCREADY

It isnt all the sex that has the girl screaming and moaning at the top of her lungs.....

It is because LikeAnOcean keeps playing Riot Act, while the girl is trying to fuck!!!!!


hehehehehehehehehehehe

the wolf

I'm betting she is into rear entry

PillowPants

AllNiteThing wrote:

That sounds hot! Got any pics of her?

i can't believe it took to the middle of page 2 to ask for pics


that's the only good thing about this thread... the possibility of pics


or better yet... give me her email or facebook addy and i'll get her away from your roommate

thanks

PillowPants

besides pics

the solution is simple


reposition that webcam... or get another one


make big cash


then move out


as well as go see PJ on tour


as long as she's hot her annoying won't come through in the porn

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Drowned Out wrote:

This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back

While his buddy is in the next room making the 20yr old scream and moan.....

LikeAnOcean is in the Living Room, with a glass of wine, listening to this.......

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClUBNI8H7_E

mfc2006

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Drowned Out wrote:

This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back

While his buddy is in the next room making the 20yr old scream and moan.....

LikeAnOcean is in the Living Room, with a glass of wine, listening to this.......

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClUBNI8H7_E

rival.

Drowned Out wrote:

This thread is a good read. Must suck to picture your buddy humping while you listen to Just Breathe.
As has been mentioned a few times...she won't be around long...then you can stop being jealous and have your man back

LOL! perfect!

LikeAnOcean

know1 wrote:

Who has a roommate at 31????

Sounds like the girl isn't the only one who needs to grow up.

Wow.. I've lived by myself for a while now. My lease ran up the same time my buddy bought a place and he offered me a room dirt cheap, so I said I'd stay for at least a few months to save up more money to put down on a place. This is saving me an extra $550+ a month! It's a smart move for now.

I don't think I know anyone who doesn't have a roommate. Technically a married couple, both working are equivalent to roommates. Living by yourself is not cheap. Not many people do it.

Everyone else, your responses are hilarious!

decides2dream

this thread is hilarious.



lao, no worries on having a roomate. seriously. most people understand. you also live in a big city, chicago....makes a BIG difference. almost all the associates/senior associates in my firm, many close to 30, have roommates. it's NYC. so yea....we get it.



and speedy, get over yourself. you may like to HEAR let's get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today. but cmon man, no way in hell you'd actually be able to pull it off. even stone cold sober. tho i do admit i am rather impressed. 31 years old and able to pull that off. i'd like to know his vitamins and put em in my husband's christmas stocking.


tho i agree....she won't last. she might be a great lay, but for a true long-term thing, one needs a helluva lot more than being just a great lay.

JordyWordy

Your roomie sounds like my hero, lol.

I think the suggestion of groaning loudly yourself, and then calmly telling them that your masturbating, is the best suggestion. If that doesnt make her uncomfortable nothing will. Better yet, purposely masturbate in the living room or kitchen, or somewhere where its really audible.

Ideally, you should get your own 20 year old. She'll have you so horny & worn out that you wont be able hear anything coming from any other room. Everyone wins. You'll be the happiest, nosiest household in town.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

decides2dream wrote:

this thread is hilarious.



lao, no worries on having a roomate. seriously. most people understand. you also live in a big city, chicago....makes a BIG difference. almost all the associates/senior associates in my firm, many close to 30, have roommates. it's NYC. so yea....we get it.



and speedy, get over yourself. you may like to HEAR let's get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today. but cmon man, no way in hell you'd actually be able to pull it off. even stone cold sober. tho i do admit i am rather impressed. 31 years old and able to pull that off. i'd like to know his vitamins and put em in my husband's christmas stocking.


tho i agree....she won't last. she might be a great lay, but for a true long-term thing, one needs a helluva lot more than being just a great lay.

Get over myself???

Myself????

I have a question for you....

Were you ever a teacher???
I think I might remember you mentioning this once or twice....






























































or was it 3,834,723 times that you mentioned this????

hehehehehehehehehe

get over myself????

You taught 5 year olds how to finger paint...
And made sure Sally didnt eat the glue....

*smooch*

decides2dream

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

and speedy, get over yourself. you may like to HEAR let's get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today. but cmon man, no way in hell you'd actually be able to pull it off. even stone cold sober. tho i do admit i am rather impressed. 31 years old and able to pull that off. i'd like to know his vitamins and put em in my husband's christmas stocking.


tho i agree....she won't last. she might be a great lay, but for a true long-term thing, one needs a helluva lot more than being just a great lay.

Get over myself???

Myself????

I have a question for you....

Were you ever a teacher???
I think I might remember you mentioning this once or twice....


or was it 3,834,723 times that you mentioned this????

hehehehehehehehehe

get over myself????

You taught 5 year olds how to finger paint...
And made sure Sally didnt eat the glue....

*smooch*

bit sensitive on the sexuality front eh?
like i said....



and sure, i could teach you a thing or two....but i won't.

PJGARDEN

Moan and scream his name in the middle of the night and make sure you wake them up. The next morning, in front of her, mention you had an amazing dream about him last night that brought back a lot of memories. She'll be gone.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

decides2dream wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

and speedy, get over yourself. you may like to HEAR let's get drunk and fuck 5-6 times today. but cmon man, no way in hell you'd actually be able to pull it off. even stone cold sober. tho i do admit i am rather impressed. 31 years old and able to pull that off. i'd like to know his vitamins and put em in my husband's christmas stocking.


tho i agree....she won't last. she might be a great lay, but for a true long-term thing, one needs a helluva lot more than being just a great lay.

Get over myself???

Myself????

I have a question for you....

Were you ever a teacher???
I think I might remember you mentioning this once or twice....


or was it 3,834,723 times that you mentioned this????

hehehehehehehehehe

get over myself????

You taught 5 year olds how to finger paint...
And made sure Sally didnt eat the glue....

*smooch*

bit sensitive on the sexuality front eh?
like i said....



and sure, i could teach you a thing or two....but i won't.

why do I have a strange feeling...

That you need to get laid more often???

comebackgirl

PJGARDEN wrote:

Moan and scream his name in the middle of the night and make sure you wake them up. The next morning, in front of her, mention you had an amazing dream about him last night that brought back a lot of memories. She'll be gone.

What if she's into the menage??? :shock:

the wolf

comebackgirl wrote:

PJGARDEN wrote:

Moan and scream his name in the middle of the night and make sure you wake them up. The next morning, in front of her, mention you had an amazing dream about him last night that brought back a lot of memories. She'll be gone.

What if she's into the menage??? :shock:

simple. he bangs her waaaaaaaay better than his friend does, she breaks up with friend to be with him. he lets her think that is what he wants, but then kicks her annoying ass to the curb.

then its just him and bro again.

comebackgirl

the wolf wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

PJGARDEN wrote:

Moan and scream his name in the middle of the night and make sure you wake them up. The next morning, in front of her, mention you had an amazing dream about him last night that brought back a lot of memories. She'll be gone.

What if she's into the menage??? :shock:

simple. he bangs her waaaaaaaay better than his friend does, she breaks up with friend to be with him. he lets her think that is what he wants, but then kicks her annoying ass to the curb.

then its just him and bro again.

but first they should have her cook them breakfast and clean the apartment.
Well done!

DeLukin

Three words for you: World of Warcraft. That (and/or living in your parent's basement) will drive any woman away.

Or, um, so I've heard...

the wolf

DeLukin wrote:

Three words for you: World of Warcraft. That (and/or living in your parent's basement) will drive any woman away.

do these two things not go hand in hand ?