Annoying girlfriends..

LikeAnOcean

So my best friend and room mate is dating a 20 year girl. He is 31. She acts like she's 13 and she never stops talking. She's ok to hang out with in small sessions, but its better when alcohol is involved because you have to act pretty retarded to be at her level. His brothers both hate her and keep begging me to break them up. Thats not my job. I don't want to get involved. He asked me early on in their relationship if I though she was annoying. I said sort of, but that she was ok.. I now regret being so light about it.

He is also on a VERY short lease. She lives about 45 minutes away, so she spends the weekend at our place and he spends half the week at hers with her parents. On the one or two days a week they aren't with each other, she is on constant webcam chat with him. It's really scary, I've been living with him for almost two months and haven't had five minutes to talk to him with out her being present in person or cyberly. If I text him, she uses his phone to respond and she is always wailing in the background when I call him.

She always talks about marriage and the kids they are going to have and how she hopes he doesn't die first because she doesn't want to be a lonely old lady *gags*. She always asks him if he loves her. She is a constant attention whore. If me and him are having a conversation she will just walk between us and start making out with him.

Now here's the really annoying part, and tell me if I'm wrong for thinking so.. they have sex easily 5 or 6 times a day and obnoxiously so. She moans and screams on the top of her lungs.. More power to him, my best friend is dating a much younger girl who likes to bang, but I have to hear it all the time! It wakes me up in the morning.. and again not even an hour later again.. after lunch, dinner.. On my days off I'm trying to do whatever I can to leave the house. It's like a constant porno.

Is this normal? Rent here is cheap and I'm saving a lot of money rooming with him. I can't complain, but does anyone else think this is out of the ordinary?

She also has no job and no desire to find one. Winter break from school is a month for her, so she will be pretty much living with us, doing nothing but watching movies and having sex for the next month, and next summer.. I can't wait.

Ledbetterman10

a great read

Who Princess

Excuse me, but exactly which part are you wondering is normal? jk

I'm a little curious. Did you know him before he started dating her?
How long have they been together?
Has he always dated girls so much younger than himself?
:eh: :problem: :shifty: :think:

LikeAnOcean

whoprincess wrote:

Excuse me, but exactly which part are you wondering is normal? jk

I'm a little curious. Did you know him before he started dating her?
How long have they been together?
Has he always dated girls so much younger than himself?
:eh: :problem: :shifty: :think:

I've known him for about 15 years, since high school. They've been together about a year and a half. He was 28 when he had his first real relationship, so he's been single most of his life. The two other girls I knew about were the same age and the other a few years older than us.

InsideMan

Get an acoustic guitar, continually play notes that don't exist while rocking back and forth, and insist you are James Taylor. Guarantee she'll stop coming over.

LikeAnOcean

therk17 wrote:

Get an acoustic guitar, continually play notes that don't exist while rocking back and forth, and insist you are James Taylor. Guarantee she'll stop coming over.

lol.. I've been turning on Backspacer too drown them out, but now everytime I hear Backspacer, I think of them having sex. :?

tvismyfriend

Have you tried walking around the place naked?

Who Princess

LikeAnOcean wrote:

No. I've known him for about 15 years, since high school. They've been together about a year and a half. He was 28 when he had his first real relationship, so he's been single most of his life. The two other girls I knew about were the same age and the other a few years older than us.

They've been together that long? I was thinking it must be a fairly new relationship. :wtf:
But what do I know? :?
I asked about other girlfriends because I was wondering if he was a little immature himself. Sometimes that's the case when you see that much age difference. It doesn't sound like it's because she's so mature.

That is more togetherness than I could handle in a relationship and more than I could take in a roommate's. Have you ever tried to let him know that you could stand a little privacy? After all, you live there too. You could tell him without saying that she's obnoxious.

LikeAnOcean

tvismyfriend wrote:

Have you tried walking around the place naked?

lol, no, but I've contemplated leading her to think we are gay and that he is having a secret love affair with me.. the option is on the table. lol

Who Princess

LikeAnOcean wrote:

therk17 wrote:

Get an acoustic guitar, continually play notes that don't exist while rocking back and forth, and insist you are James Taylor. Guarantee she'll stop coming over.

lol.. I've been turning on Backspacer too drown them out, but now everytime I hear Backspacer, I think of them having sex. :?

Don't EVER let other people ruin music for you :!:

LikeAnOcean

whoprincess wrote:

LikeAnOcean wrote:

No. I've known him for about 15 years, since high school. They've been together about a year and a half. He was 28 when he had his first real relationship, so he's been single most of his life. The two other girls I knew about were the same age and the other a few years older than us.

They've been together that long? I was thinking it must be a fairly new relationship. :wtf:
But what do I know? :?
I asked about other girlfriends because I was wondering if he was a little immature himself. Sometimes that's the case when you see that much age difference. It doesn't sound like it's because she's so mature.

That is more togetherness than I could handle in a relationship and more than I could take in a roommate's. Have you ever tried to let him know that you could stand a little privacy? After all, you live there too. You could tell him without saying that she's obnoxious.

I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?

Who Princess

LikeAnOcean wrote:

I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?

Well, the direct approach (my style) would be to say something like "Do you have any idea how noisy you two are when you're screwing? You're so loud you wake me up in the morning." :roll:

Or, you could record them and play it back at some really embarrassing moment. :twisted:

But whatever you do, subtlety is NOT going to work on these people. :lolno:
I'd try talking to your roommate alone first. :problem: :think:

SPEEDY MCCREADY

She is 20 yrs old....

All she does is get drunk and get laid 6-7 times a day?????

Your friend just hit the fucking jackpot!!!!!

I just hope you are hitting on/banging all her 20 year old friends...........

LikeAnOcean

whoprincess wrote:

LikeAnOcean wrote:

I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?

Well, the direct approach (my style) would be to say something like "Do you have any idea how noisy you two are when you're screwing? You're so loud you wake me up in the morning." :roll:

Or, you could record them and play it back at some really embarrassing moment. :twisted:

But whatever you do, subtlety is NOT going to work on these people. :lolno:
I'd try talking to your roommate alone first. :problem: :think:

My roommates old neighbor called the cops on them because they thought someone was being murdered... they know she's loud.

LikeAnOcean

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

She is 20 yrs old....

All she does is get drunk and get laid 6-7 times a day?????

Your friend just hit the fucking jackpot!!!!!

I just hope you are hitting on/banging all her 20 year old friends...........

She has no friends or used to. 200% of her time is dedicated to him.

i_lov_it

I'm 31 TOO!!!.....has *SHE* got any 'FRIENDS'????? :P :P :P

missisles

LikeAnOcean wrote:

whoprincess wrote:

LikeAnOcean wrote:

No. I've known him for about 15 years, since high school. They've been together about a year and a half. He was 28 when he had his first real relationship, so he's been single most of his life. The two other girls I knew about were the same age and the other a few years older than us.

They've been together that long? I was thinking it must be a fairly new relationship. :wtf:
But what do I know? :?
I asked about other girlfriends because I was wondering if he was a little immature himself. Sometimes that's the case when you see that much age difference. It doesn't sound like it's because she's so mature.

That is more togetherness than I could handle in a relationship and more than I could take in a roommate's. Have you ever tried to let him know that you could stand a little privacy? After all, you live there too. You could tell him without saying that she's obnoxious.

I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?

you could always join in
start moaning aswell
make her feel real uncomfortable

SCREAM his name
and then next time you see them give em a wink

Who Princess

LikeAnOcean wrote:

whoprincess wrote:

LikeAnOcean wrote:

I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?

Well, the direct approach (my style) would be to say something like "Do you have any idea how noisy you two are when you're screwing? You're so loud you wake me up in the morning." :roll:

Or, you could record them and play it back at some really embarrassing moment. :twisted:

But whatever you do, subtlety is NOT going to work on these people. :lolno:
I'd try talking to your roommate alone first. :problem: :think:

My roommates old neighbor called the cops on them because they thought someone was being murdered... they know she's loud.

:roll:
My point was that you live there too.
It sounds like nothing is going to get through to him without you just saying that the noise is a problem and they need to do something about it.
Or you need to get some really good earplugs.

LikeAnOcean

missisles wrote:

you could always join in
start moaning aswell
make her feel real uncomfortable

SCREAM his name
and then next time you see them give em a wink

Brilliant!

I had though about it.. maybe I'll give subtle loud moans.. see if they get quiet. If not, it will still be funny and make the situation less awkward for me.. lol

CROJAM95

LikeAnOcean wrote:

Now here's the really annoying part, and tell me if I'm wrong for thinking so.. they have sex easily 5 or 6 times a day and obnoxiously so. She moans and screams on the top of her lungs.. More power to him, my best friend is dating a much younger girl who likes to bang, but I have to hear it all the time! It wakes me up in the morning.. and again not even an hour later again.. after lunch, dinner.. On my days off I'm trying to do whatever I can to leave the house. It's like a constant porno.

Is this normal? Rent here is cheap and I'm saving a lot of money rooming with him. I can't complain, but does anyone else think this is out of the ordinary?

Dude. You sound like you're in your 70's or something! :?

OffHeGoes29

When shes over.....take a shit and don't flush....that will kill the romance.

I would say something to your friend about them being loud during sex. Tell him its distracting, although its fucking crazy, because 5 times a day would make me chaffe, and I don't think the "boys" would have it in them.

Shes just a dumb 20 year old, nothing should surprise you. I would just let him go and forget about you guys as friends. Hes got the P going right now, and hes not level headed.