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LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
edited December 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
So my best friend and room mate is dating a 20 year girl. He is 31. She acts like she's 13 and she never stops talking. She's ok to hang out with in small sessions, but its better when alcohol is involved because you have to act pretty retarded to be at her level. His brothers both hate her and keep begging me to break them up. Thats not my job. I don't want to get involved. He asked me early on in their relationship if I though she was annoying. I said sort of, but that she was ok.. I now regret being so light about it.

He is also on a VERY short lease. She lives about 45 minutes away, so she spends the weekend at our place and he spends half the week at hers with her parents. On the one or two days a week they aren't with each other, she is on constant webcam chat with him. It's really scary, I've been living with him for almost two months and haven't had five minutes to talk to him with out her being present in person or cyberly. If I text him, she uses his phone to respond and she is always wailing in the background when I call him.

She always talks about marriage and the kids they are going to have and how she hopes he doesn't die first because she doesn't want to be a lonely old lady *gags*. She always asks him if he loves her. She is a constant attention whore. If me and him are having a conversation she will just walk between us and start making out with him.

Now here's the really annoying part, and tell me if I'm wrong for thinking so.. they have sex easily 5 or 6 times a day and obnoxiously so. She moans and screams on the top of her lungs.. More power to him, my best friend is dating a much younger girl who likes to bang, but I have to hear it all the time! It wakes me up in the morning.. and again not even an hour later again.. after lunch, dinner.. On my days off I'm trying to do whatever I can to leave the house. It's like a constant porno.

Is this normal? Rent here is cheap and I'm saving a lot of money rooming with him. I can't complain, but does anyone else think this is out of the ordinary?

She also has no job and no desire to find one. Winter break from school is a month for her, so she will be pretty much living with us, doing nothing but watching movies and having sex for the next month, and next summer.. I can't wait.
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,933
    a great read
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  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Excuse me, but exactly which part are you wondering is normal? jk ;)

    I'm a little curious. Did you know him before he started dating her?
    How long have they been together?
    Has he always dated girls so much younger than himself?
    :eh: :problem: :shifty: :think:
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    edited December 2009
    whoprincess wrote:
    Excuse me, but exactly which part are you wondering is normal? jk ;)

    I'm a little curious. Did you know him before he started dating her?
    How long have they been together?
    Has he always dated girls so much younger than himself?
    :eh: :problem: :shifty: :think:
    I've known him for about 15 years, since high school. They've been together about a year and a half. He was 28 when he had his first real relationship, so he's been single most of his life. The two other girls I knew about were the same age and the other a few years older than us.
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  • InsideManInsideMan Posts: 261
    Get an acoustic guitar, continually play notes that don't exist while rocking back and forth, and insist you are James Taylor. Guarantee she'll stop coming over.
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    therk17 wrote:
    Get an acoustic guitar, continually play notes that don't exist while rocking back and forth, and insist you are James Taylor. Guarantee she'll stop coming over.
    lol.. I've been turning on Backspacer too drown them out, but now everytime I hear Backspacer, I think of them having sex. :?
  • tvismyfriendtvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    Have you tried walking around the place naked?
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    No. I've known him for about 15 years, since high school. They've been together about a year and a half. He was 28 when he had his first real relationship, so he's been single most of his life. The two other girls I knew about were the same age and the other a few years older than us.
    They've been together that long? I was thinking it must be a fairly new relationship. :wtf:
    But what do I know? :?
    I asked about other girlfriends because I was wondering if he was a little immature himself. Sometimes that's the case when you see that much age difference. It doesn't sound like it's because she's so mature.

    That is more togetherness than I could handle in a relationship and more than I could take in a roommate's. Have you ever tried to let him know that you could stand a little privacy? After all, you live there too. You could tell him without saying that she's obnoxious.
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    tvismyfriend wrote:
    Have you tried walking around the place naked?
    lol, no, but I've contemplated leading her to think we are gay and that he is having a secret love affair with me.. the option is on the table. lol
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    therk17 wrote:
    Get an acoustic guitar, continually play notes that don't exist while rocking back and forth, and insist you are James Taylor. Guarantee she'll stop coming over.
    lol.. I've been turning on Backspacer too drown them out, but now everytime I hear Backspacer, I think of them having sex. :?
    Don't EVER let other people ruin music for you :!:
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    whoprincess wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    No. I've known him for about 15 years, since high school. They've been together about a year and a half. He was 28 when he had his first real relationship, so he's been single most of his life. The two other girls I knew about were the same age and the other a few years older than us.
    They've been together that long? I was thinking it must be a fairly new relationship. :wtf:
    But what do I know? :?
    I asked about other girlfriends because I was wondering if he was a little immature himself. Sometimes that's the case when you see that much age difference. It doesn't sound like it's because she's so mature.

    That is more togetherness than I could handle in a relationship and more than I could take in a roommate's. Have you ever tried to let him know that you could stand a little privacy? After all, you live there too. You could tell him without saying that she's obnoxious.
    I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?
    Well, the direct approach (my style) would be to say something like "Do you have any idea how noisy you two are when you're screwing? You're so loud you wake me up in the morning." :roll:

    Or, you could record them and play it back at some really embarrassing moment. :twisted:

    But whatever you do, subtlety is NOT going to work on these people. :lolno:
    I'd try talking to your roommate alone first. :problem: :think:
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,786
    She is 20 yrs old....

    All she does is get drunk and get laid 6-7 times a day?????

    Your friend just hit the fucking jackpot!!!!!

    I just hope you are hitting on/banging all her 20 year old friends...........
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    whoprincess wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?
    Well, the direct approach (my style) would be to say something like "Do you have any idea how noisy you two are when you're screwing? You're so loud you wake me up in the morning." :roll:

    Or, you could record them and play it back at some really embarrassing moment. :twisted:

    But whatever you do, subtlety is NOT going to work on these people. :lolno:
    I'd try talking to your roommate alone first. :problem: :think:
    My roommates old neighbor called the cops on them because they thought someone was being murdered... they know she's loud.
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    She is 20 yrs old....

    All she does is get drunk and get laid 6-7 times a day?????

    Your friend just hit the fucking jackpot!!!!!

    I just hope you are hitting on/banging all her 20 year old friends...........
    She has no friends or used to. 200% of her time is dedicated to him.
  • i_lov_iti_lov_it Perth, Western Australia Posts: 4,007
    I'm 31 TOO!!!.....has *SHE* got any 'FRIENDS'????? :P :P :P
  • missislesmissisles Posts: 539
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    whoprincess wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    No. I've known him for about 15 years, since high school. They've been together about a year and a half. He was 28 when he had his first real relationship, so he's been single most of his life. The two other girls I knew about were the same age and the other a few years older than us.
    They've been together that long? I was thinking it must be a fairly new relationship. :wtf:
    But what do I know? :?
    I asked about other girlfriends because I was wondering if he was a little immature himself. Sometimes that's the case when you see that much age difference. It doesn't sound like it's because she's so mature.

    That is more togetherness than I could handle in a relationship and more than I could take in a roommate's. Have you ever tried to let him know that you could stand a little privacy? After all, you live there too. You could tell him without saying that she's obnoxious.
    I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?


    you could always join in
    start moaning aswell
    make her feel real uncomfortable

    SCREAM his name
    and then next time you see them give em a wink ;)
    makes much more sense to live in the present tense
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    whoprincess wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    I can have all the privacy I want. Its just the noise. How do I tell someone to shut the fuck up when they are having sex?
    Well, the direct approach (my style) would be to say something like "Do you have any idea how noisy you two are when you're screwing? You're so loud you wake me up in the morning." :roll:

    Or, you could record them and play it back at some really embarrassing moment. :twisted:

    But whatever you do, subtlety is NOT going to work on these people. :lolno:
    I'd try talking to your roommate alone first. :problem: :think:
    My roommates old neighbor called the cops on them because they thought someone was being murdered... they know she's loud.
    :lol: :roll:
    My point was that you live there too.
    It sounds like nothing is going to get through to him without you just saying that the noise is a problem and they need to do something about it.
    Or you need to get some really good earplugs.
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    missisles wrote:
    you could always join in
    start moaning aswell
    make her feel real uncomfortable

    SCREAM his name
    and then next time you see them give em a wink ;)
    Brilliant!

    I had though about it.. maybe I'll give subtle loud moans.. see if they get quiet. If not, it will still be funny and make the situation less awkward for me.. lol
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,999
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    Now here's the really annoying part, and tell me if I'm wrong for thinking so.. they have sex easily 5 or 6 times a day and obnoxiously so. She moans and screams on the top of her lungs.. More power to him, my best friend is dating a much younger girl who likes to bang, but I have to hear it all the time! It wakes me up in the morning.. and again not even an hour later again.. after lunch, dinner.. On my days off I'm trying to do whatever I can to leave the house. It's like a constant porno.

    Is this normal? Rent here is cheap and I'm saving a lot of money rooming with him. I can't complain, but does anyone else think this is out of the ordinary?

    Dude. You sound like you're in your 70's or something! :? :lol:
  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    When shes over.....take a shit and don't flush....that will kill the romance.

    I would say something to your friend about them being loud during sex. Tell him its distracting, although its fucking crazy, because 5 times a day would make me chaffe, and I don't think the "boys" would have it in them.

    Shes just a dumb 20 year old, nothing should surprise you. I would just let him go and forget about you guys as friends. Hes got the P going right now, and hes not level headed.
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    just wait until they are asleep and start moanig and making all kinds of noise to wake them up.

    when they ask what the hell is going on, tell them you were having a wank and act as if all is normal.

    maybe that will get the point across. ;)
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  • Jeff MurrayJeff Murray Posts: 1,259
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    missisles wrote:
    you could always join in
    start moaning aswell
    make her feel real uncomfortable

    SCREAM his name
    and then next time you see them give em a wink ;)
    Brilliant!

    I had though about it.. maybe I'll give subtle loud moans.. see if they get quiet. If not, it will still be funny and make the situation less awkward for me.. lol

    Pull a Forrest Gump and make noises everytime they walk by like he did when the principal left the house! :lol:
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  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    Bang her.

    I am sure that will make it stop.
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  • AllNiteThingAllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    That sounds hot! Got any pics of her?
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  • BenzorBenzor Posts: 886
    Danimal wrote:
    Bang her.

    I am sure that will make it stop.

    +1
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,380
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    She is 20 yrs old....

    All she does is get drunk and get laid 6-7 times a day?????

    Your friend just hit the fucking jackpot!!!!!

    I just hope you are hitting on/banging all her 20 year old friends...........
    EXACTLY! :lol::lol:
  • mrveddersonmrvedderson Posts: 784
    You should keep trying to join in on their sex sessions, if shes not down she will eventually leave, if she is well then you and ur buddy make a porno.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    whoprincess wrote:
    Or, you could record them and play it back at some really embarrassing moment. :twisted:

    ^^^^ Love this :twisted:

    This won't last. I'm sure your friend thinks she's crazy too - he already asked if you thought she was annoying - sounds like he already thinks she is. He's having fun getting laid...but he'll move on soon enough.
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  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    CROJAM95 wrote:
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    Now here's the really annoying part, and tell me if I'm wrong for thinking so.. they have sex easily 5 or 6 times a day and obnoxiously so. She moans and screams on the top of her lungs.. More power to him, my best friend is dating a much younger girl who likes to bang, but I have to hear it all the time! It wakes me up in the morning.. and again not even an hour later again.. after lunch, dinner.. On my days off I'm trying to do whatever I can to leave the house. It's like a constant porno.

    Is this normal? Rent here is cheap and I'm saving a lot of money rooming with him. I can't complain, but does anyone else think this is out of the ordinary?

    Dude. You sound like you're in your 70's or something! :? :lol:
    Nah, even people in their 70s like a little porn! :clap:

    I get what he's saying. Once in a while, no big deal. :|
    All day, every day, enough already! :crazy:

    My DSL crapped out last night so I didn't get to find out anything else but it sounds like the dudes here have some good suggestions. :thumbup:
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  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    if those numbers are correct ... your roomate is a champ!

    imo - you're screwed (pun intended) ... griping to your male roomate that he's having too much sex is not the coolest thing to do although i totally think it sux ...

    i would say you have 1 of 2 choices:

    1. move out
    2. wait it out - he'll dump her when he finally gets over the sex thing
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