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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,802
    After falling and bashing my head on a hard floor five days ago the E.R. nurse asked if I was married. My wife had brought me in and I answered, "I'm single, this is my wife, C----." :crazy:
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    brianlux wrote:
    After falling and bashing my head on a hard floor five days ago the E.R. nurse asked if I was married. My wife had brought me in and I answered, "I'm single, this is my wife, C----." :crazy:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    just stay away from Eiffel Tower.. :lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    conman wrote:
    single and probably always will be :|

    i'm convinced everyone is single by choice. there is always someone that wants to date you or vice versa. we're all just so picky.

    i am single :D
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    megatron wrote:
    conman wrote:
    single and probably always will be :|

    i'm convinced everyone is single by choice. there is always someone that wants to date you or vice versa. we're all just so picky.

    i am single :D
    nahhh no one will have me :(
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    conman wrote:
    megatron wrote:
    conman wrote:
    single and probably always will be :|

    i'm convinced everyone is single by choice. there is always someone that wants to date you or vice versa. we're all just so picky.

    i am single :D
    nahhh no one will have me :(
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    conman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?

    me too
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    conman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?
    Ladies want to feel safe..you need to express yourself.for learn about you.need to talk..
    maybe if you want someone much,your mouth will not stop :)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    conman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?

    That actually works out perfectly because some ladies LOVE to talk :lol:

    Don't worry conman, you just haven't met the right one yet!
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    conman wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    hey now..dont say stupid things..all need is not to be shy with woman..cos you are..Dimitris know this shit.. ;)
    it's not that i'm shy, i just don't like to talk :?

    That actually works out perfectly because some ladies LOVE to talk :lol:

    Don't worry conman, you just haven't met the right one yet!
    some ladies?? :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RaHTDNude4&ob=av3e
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • CarolineSaysCarolineSays Posts: 345
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RaHTDNude4&ob=av3e

    :roll: That one changes husbands more than she changes underwear... :lol:

    Married and very much ALIVE!!! So's hubby. Alive, I mean. (married... d'uh)
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    CarolineSays wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RaHTDNude4&ob=av3e

    :roll: That one changes husbands more than she changes underwear... :lol:

    Married and very much ALIVE!!! So's hubby. Alive, I mean. (married... d'uh)
    ILL PRAY FOR YOU.. :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    I wouldn't want to bring home to meet the parents some of the 'ladies' I see.
    No class at all, just trash.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    Spending an assload of money to not be married anymore.
    Won't be doing THAT again....
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • RaniRani Posts: 434
    Carey wrote:
    Spending an assload of money to not be married anymore.
    Won't be doing THAT again....

    been there, done that. :evil:
  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Carey wrote:
    Spending an assload of money to not be married anymore.
    Won't be doing THAT again....
    I'm there. It royally sucks ass.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    I am the most eligible bachelor on this forum.


    actually....
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    single
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    catefrances wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    I am the most eligible bachelor on this forum.


    actually....

    :?:
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    catefrances wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    I am the most eligible bachelor on this forum.


    actually....

    :?:

    ive met some single pj guys and well im suspecting theyd give you a run for your money. :P
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    lol hmmm
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    Single and probably will be (I'm shy)...
    ELITIST FUK
  • CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    sheila0225 wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    Spending an assload of money to not be married anymore.
    Won't be doing THAT again....
    I'm there. It royally sucks ass.

    Want to know why divorces are so expensive?

    Cause they're worth it.

    ~wise words of Willie Nelson
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • KathiKathi Posts: 1,828
    single..happily so most of the time.
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    SD48277 wrote:
    Single and probably will be (I'm shy)...

    Same, it's a curse.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Carey wrote:
    sheila0225 wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    Spending an assload of money to not be married anymore.
    Won't be doing THAT again....
    I'm there. It royally sucks ass.

    Want to know why divorces are so expensive?

    Cause they're worth it.

    ~wise words of Willie Nelson

    Amen to that one.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    alot of respect to single moms out there,is so difficult to do all alone....
    but need to remind you that you match with single guys..like me.. ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Carey wrote:
    sheila0225 wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    Spending an assload of money to not be married anymore.
    Won't be doing THAT again....
    I'm there. It royally sucks ass.

    Want to know why divorces are so expensive?

    Cause they're worth it.

    ~wise words of Willie Nelson

    ditto
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