News Alert! Guys don't want to be "Just friends"

SPEEDY MCCREADY

catefrances wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

OUCH!!!!

you had your chance and you blew it. perhaps if you had other talents maybe then negotiations could be reopened. :P

Talents???

I can talk like Donald Duck......

Is that good enough????

catefrances

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

catefrances wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

OUCH!!!!

you had your chance and you blew it. perhaps if you had other talents maybe then negotiations could be reopened. :P

Talents???

I can talk like Donald Duck......

Is that good enough????

mmmmaybe.. will you be attired like donald when you talk like him????

SPEEDY MCCREADY

catefrances wrote:

mmmmaybe.. will you be attired like donald when you talk like him????

Donald Duck never wore pants......

But when he came out of the shower....He always had a towel around his waist......


One of lifes great mysteries...............

catefrances

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

catefrances wrote:

mmmmaybe.. will you be attired like donald when you talk like him????

Donald Duck never wore pants......

But when he came out of the shower....He always had a towel around his waist......


One of lifes great mysteries...............

no big mystery.. donald was wet coming out of the shower.. we cant having him dripping all over the floor.


if you shake your tailfeather for me speedy you can be my friend.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

catefrances wrote:

no big mystery speedy.. donald was wet coming out of the shower.. we cant having him dripping all over the floor.


if you shake your tailfeather for me speedy you can be my friend.

Mickey was a mouse....
Donald was a duck....
Pluto was a dog......

What the fuck was Goofy???????

catefrances

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

catefrances wrote:

no big mystery speedy.. donald was wet coming out of the shower.. we cant having him dripping all over the floor.


if you shake your tailfeather for me speedy you can be my friend.

Mickey was a mouse....
Donald was a duck....
Pluto was a dog......

What the fuck was Goofy???????

a man at point of orgasm.











thank you robin williams.

soulsinging

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

catefrances wrote:

mmmmaybe.. will you be attired like donald when you talk like him????

Donald Duck never wore pants......

But when he came out of the shower....He always had a towel around his waist......


One of lifes great mysteries...............

you just blew my mind man.

mickeyrat

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

catefrances wrote:

no big mystery speedy.. donald was wet coming out of the shower.. we cant having him dripping all over the floor.


if you shake your tailfeather for me speedy you can be my friend.

Mickey was a mouse....
Donald was a duck....
Pluto was a dog......

What the fuck was Goofy???????

No sir , Mickey is a RAT!!!!!!

locked

squishy runs?

sounds like something Pepto Bismal would cure!

helplessdancer

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Friends with benefits works for me :thumbup:

rare breed

99% of women don't want it this way

99.9% of men do want it that way

and life goes on...

PearlOfAGirl

shiningstar wrote:

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Friends with benefits works for me :thumbup:

rare breed

99% of women don't want it this way

99.9% of men do want it that way

and life goes on...

Well, don't you have to become friends in any relationship?
I'm not talking about a one night stand here, but if that's all he would want, he wouldn't be much of a friend to begin with...

Gems and Rhinestones

HeartShapedBox wrote:

but if that's all he would want, he wouldn't be much of a friend to begin with...

that's the point.........99 percent of guys really are not your friend because if he wants to get you naked and have sloppy sex with you then he isn't really a friend. that's why some woman should get some sense and realize that and not let every dude under the sun "be there friend". someone said something about jealousy earlier.................i am not jealous, i just don't play the game when i know guys are just beatin off to the thought of her but acting like they have no feelings like that. thats why i say move on because who wants to be jealous, plenty of woman are mature enough to know this, so go find one.

Drowned Out

Gems and Rhinestones wrote:

HeartShapedBox wrote:

but if that's all he would want, he wouldn't be much of a friend to begin with...

that's the point.........99 percent of guys really are not your friend because if he wants to get you naked and have sloppy sex with you then he isn't really a friend.

Nonsense....Who says you can't sexually desire a friend?
If you'd said 'if he wants to get you naked, have sloppy sex, and never talk to you again, then he isn't really a friend'....I would agree.

locked

so let's recap:

Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.

justam

I've learned this lesson too many times now. It's true. Men can't really be close friends with women without wanting sex.
:geek:

skyeriverwinter

My 17 year old daughter is best friends with a boy...and trust me...he doesn't want to have sex with her...this I know for a fact.

Drowned Out

skyeriverwinter wrote:

My 17 year old daughter is best friends with a boy...and trust me...he doesn't want to have sex with her...this I know for a fact.

how?
Is he gay?

Gems and Rhinestones

I was on a first date with a girl who during conversation said "I have more guy friends than girlfriends". I said "really, I don't think I have 1 friend who is a girl except girlfriends or wives of my guy friends, who I don't have contact with unless they are with my friends when we do something". She said "most guys don't gave girls as friends". I said "why". She replied "because guys think in terms of the physical attraction they have for a girl". I said "but woman don't". She said "no, woman think in terms of the emotion and can seperate physical and emotional". I said "so what about all these guy friends you have, what are they thinking in terms of". She paused for about 5 seconds and smiled. I smiled too because she knew what I was saying and we both knew instantly our date would be a one time thing.


Think about it. Lets say my wife broke down and called me and said hey Sally is coming to pick me up from work because my car won't start. ya ok great. Now lets say she calls and says Brian the guy who would give anything to bury his face in my behind is picking me up because my car won't start. Even though you know your wife will not let him touch her, why the hell would she or her husband want him around. Let him go feel that way towards someone elses woman. It really comes down to respecting your relationship together. It works both ways though. Don't expect your girlfriend or wife to off these losers and then you have female friends out the ass.

This is not an opinion it's fact. The only thing thats opinion is weather you don't mind the situation or not. Some people don't care and others do. But 99 percent of guys want sex with the female friend.

skyeriverwinter

Drowned Out wrote:

skyeriverwinter wrote:

My 17 year old daughter is best friends with a boy...and trust me...he doesn't want to have sex with her...this I know for a fact.

how?
Is he gay?

well does it matter? the statement was: News Alert! Guys don't want to be "Just friends"...does the rest matter? I was just proving a point... guys and girls can be friends with NO sexual intent. It's hard to comprehend...I know... and yes...he is gay. He would make the most wonderful son in-law ever!!!!!

PearlOfAGirl

skyeriverwinter wrote:

Drowned Out wrote:

skyeriverwinter wrote:

My 17 year old daughter is best friends with a boy...and trust me...he doesn't want to have sex with her...this I know for a fact.

how?
Is he gay?

well does it matter? the statement was: News Alert! Guys don't want to be "Just friends"...does the rest matter? I was just proving a point... guys and girls can be friends with NO sexual intent. It's hard to comprehend...I know... and yes...he is gay. He would make the most wonderful son in-law ever!!!!!

So us women can only be friends with "gay men"? Maybe we should put more into converting gay guys then. That way we'd have it all..

I still believe that a man and woman are capable of having a strong friendship/relationship, and could be adult about it...

Guys just think about sex a lot more, doesn't mean they always get it...