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    Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,940
    libragirl wrote:
    metsfan wrote:
    you have spots of grey hair at 23 and realize it's getting a bit more noticeable at 24

    :oops:

    gimme a break! lol..I don't have any grey :P
    i hope you wouldn't have any grey. that be a huge turn off :P.
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,760
    ...when you keep looking at that box on the floor of your den knowing it contains that brand new turntable you've been wanting for years (a Technics SL-1500C), and realize it has been sitting there for 5 weeks unopened because you are super nervous about how your shaky are going to make set-up a nightmare. (To be honest, I've thought seriously about returning it unopened to Crutchfield. I'm terrified of opening this box and trying to set this thing up!)
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 5,811
    brianlux said:
    ...when you keep looking at that box on the floor of your den knowing it contains that brand new turntable you've been wanting for years (a Technics SL-1500C), and realize it has been sitting there for 5 weeks unopened because you are super nervous about how your shaky are going to make set-up a nightmare. (To be honest, I've thought seriously about returning it unopened to Crutchfield. I'm terrified of opening this box and trying to set this thing up!)
    This is hysterical! Crutchfield doesn't want it back. However, I am a team player. I'll PM you an address to a place in Indiana that will take it. 🤣
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,760
    brianlux said:
    ...when you keep looking at that box on the floor of your den knowing it contains that brand new turntable you've been wanting for years (a Technics SL-1500C), and realize it has been sitting there for 5 weeks unopened because you are super nervous about how your shaky are going to make set-up a nightmare. (To be honest, I've thought seriously about returning it unopened to Crutchfield. I'm terrified of opening this box and trying to set this thing up!)
    This is hysterical! Crutchfield doesn't want it back. However, I am a team player. I'll PM you an address to a place in Indiana that will take it. 🤣

    LOL, good try.  :smiley:
    I got as far as making room in the garage for the Project Carbon Debut. I'm going to set that up for my wife to play her records (she's not as fussy as me, hers are closer to being beaters, lol.)
    Depending on how steady my hands are, hopefully the Technics will go up in my room tomorrow!
     

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    These are all frickin' hilarious!
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    Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    ...when you keep looking at that box on the floor of your den knowing it contains that brand new turntable you've been wanting for years (a Technics SL-1500C), and realize it has been sitting there for 5 weeks unopened because you are super nervous about how your shaky are going to make set-up a nightmare. (To be honest, I've thought seriously about returning it unopened to Crutchfield. I'm terrified of opening this box and trying to set this thing up!)
    This is hysterical! Crutchfield doesn't want it back. However, I am a team player. I'll PM you an address to a place in Indiana that will take it. 🤣

    LOL, good try.  :smiley:
    I got as far as making room in the garage for the Project Carbon Debut. I'm going to set that up for my wife to play her records (she's not as fussy as me, hers are closer to being beaters, lol.)
    Depending on how steady my hands are, hopefully the Technics will go up in my room tomorrow!
     

    Is there anyone local that could set it for you…sometimes paying a small fee is worth it.  Especially if it alleviates your anxiety…
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,760
    edited May 2021
    ...when you get a note in the mail from your doctor that says, "Brian, I got the results of the x-ray of your hip.  We need to talk.  I'll call tomorrow."

    Oh... lovely... :frowning:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    West Coast DreamgirlWest Coast Dreamgirl Posts: 1,819
    edited May 2021
    brianlux said:
    ...when you get a note in the mail from your doctor that says, "Brian, I got the results of the x-ray of your hip.  We need to talk.  I'll call tomorrow."

    Oh... lovely... :frowning:
    Sorry to hear Brian. Maybe they can help fix it!?
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,760
    brianlux said:
    ...when you get a note in the mail from your doctor that says, "Brian, I got the results of the x-ray of your hip.  We need to talk.  I'll call tomorrow."

    Oh... lovely... :frowning:
    Sorry to hear Brian. Maybe they can help fix it!?

    Looks like it's a matter of wear and tear, arthritis and impingement in the hip joint.  My doc said to give it a few weeks and see if it gets better.  If not, I'll have to see an orthopedic specialist.  I'm pretty sure the latter is what's going to happen.
    Mary Martin once said, "After 50 it just patch, patch, patch".  Jimmy Steward was quoted as saying "After age 70 it's just patch patch patch."  I'd say Jimmy was lucky, lol. 
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    I'm not sure whether you'd consider a hip replacement? I've heard of people in their 50's getting this done successfully. If they can patch things up, great... I'd love to reach 70 before they start patching me up.

    Ive noticed that as I get older (43) I notice I need to rest a lot more as i don't t have as much energy as I used to :(  I think with older age you need to rest and recuperate more.  But right now I have the flu! 
    Good luck with you hip(s) Brian.
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    mace1229mace1229 Posts: 9,017
    It always weird me out and makes me feel old when I compare how old movies are. Like that the Lord Of The Rings are as old now as Empire Strikes Back was when LOTR came out. 
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    mace1229 said:
    It always weird me out and makes me feel old when I compare how old movies are. Like that the Lord Of The Rings are as old now as Empire Strikes Back was when LOTR came out. 
    Yeah but it doesnt feel like it.
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    mace1229mace1229 Posts: 9,017
    I know, thats why it makes me feel old when I think about it. ESB felt like such an old moving in 2001. Younger people must think LOTR is an old movie now too, even though it doesn't feel like it to me. 
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    I don’t mind getting older, really. The physical side has definitely become more trying the last few years (*mostly* my fault for the cirrhosis but that’s beside the point), yet I dig the perspectives gained and lessons learned that are only borne with time.

    That said, just working out and washing my hair today did me in :lol:

    And I’m supposed to go to a family thing this evening?! Oy. 
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,760
    I'm not sure whether you'd consider a hip replacement? I've heard of people in their 50's getting this done successfully. If they can patch things up, great... I'd love to reach 70 before they start patching me up.

    Ive noticed that as I get older (43) I notice I need to rest a lot more as i don't t have as much energy as I used to :(  I think with older age you need to rest and recuperate more.  But right now I have the flu! 
    Good luck with you hip(s) Brian.

    It may come to that and I'm not so much opposed to the idea (I have two pieces of space aged plastic holding my innards in place- hernia repairs- so I already have some artificial parts), but what concerns me the most is the high rate of staph infection that results post-surgery.  Lots of lives are ruined or even ended by staph infection.  I'll limp along as long as possible before taking that risk!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,444
    I knew I was getting old when many of my favorite albums were released over 40 years ago, and I bought them when they were first released!
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    PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,779

    I have been blessed with good hair, close to 58 and still have natural color, have never dyed my hair. Have some grey strands here and there but almost not noticeable. 

    However, a combination of quitting smoking and the pandemic weight gain has appeared as “old” lady weight gain, all around my midsection.  Blah.  Blah.

    For the first time, just this week, I bought a vitamin that has Tumeric, which I am told will help with joint pain.  I played softball for years and my knees are shot. 

    So although I feel normal in my head, my body is telling me differently. 

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    That's good that you quit smoking @PureandEasy
    I keep going through phases of smoking and then stopping, to only end up eating lots of sweets. It's the revolving door syndrome with just regular symptom substitution. Perhaps I could just get some sugar free/nicirette gum or something?!
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,760

    I have been blessed with good hair, close to 58 and still have natural color, have never dyed my hair. Have some grey strands here and there but almost not noticeable. 

    However, a combination of quitting smoking and the pandemic weight gain has appeared as “old” lady weight gain, all around my midsection.  Blah.  Blah.

    For the first time, just this week, I bought a vitamin that has Tumeric, which I am told will help with joint pain.  I played softball for years and my knees are shot. 

    So although I feel normal in my head, my body is telling me differently. 


    My wife started getting "trigger finger" (aka stenosing tenosynovitis) in one of her fingers.  Hearing that it's somewhat to arthritis (something I have been quit familiar with for about 30 years) I started adding to turmeric and glucosamine sulfate with MSM to her vitamin regimen.  She no longer has trigger finger.

    I've been taking both substances for years.  Although arthritis is giving me a fair amount of grief these days, without them I am certain I would be in even more pain all the time.  Before I started taking turmeric and GS with MSM, I almost had to give up playing guitar.  25 years later, I can play!

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,642
    You know you're old when....

    You have never tried to twerk.
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    tish said:
    You know you're old when....

    You have never tried to twerk.
    Or if you think twerking is just fucking stupid :lol:
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,760
    ...when you start talking to your guitar. 
    I tried and tries to get my Little Martin LX1 in tune this evening.  I gave her new strings a few days ago and she sounded great.  And then tonight, I couldn't get her to tune just right.  I finally said out loud, "OK, you get the night off."  And then a few minutes later, I walked by and half pleaded/ half scolded, "Why do you do that?" 
    I know, it's me, not her.  Too old to tune properly, old enough to start talking to guitars. 
    We'll try again tomorrow.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,760
    OK, I'm not making this up!  You know you're old when your vision is such that you miss-read things.  I was scanning through the All Encompassing Trip thread titles and was slightly shocked to read these two:
    Favorite Curb Your Euthanasia Character
    Green Beret Casserole-- Amazing or Disgusting?

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,385
    When you pull your damn back by reaching for a cereal box. Good god, man. Old sports injury that pops up at random times. It's been painful for almost 2 days.
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,385
    mfc2006 said:
    When you pull your damn back by reaching for a cereal box. Good god, man. Old sports injury that pops up at random times. It's been painful for almost 2 days.
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    mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,385
    Hobbes said:
    mfc2006 said:
    When you pull your damn back by reaching for a cereal box. Good god, man. Old sports injury that pops up at random times. It's been painful for almost 2 days.
    See the source image
    LOL
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    GlowGirlGlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 9,938
    Found on Instagram Volgen Vinyl is what we listened to before CDs Whats a CD  IMFound on Instagram
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Ha. Or try that with cassettes. 
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,760
    mfc2006 said:
    When you pull your damn back by reaching for a cereal box. Good god, man. Old sports injury that pops up at random times. It's been painful for almost 2 days.

    I hear ya, mfc!  A little less than two weeks ago I reached in the fridge for something and felt that tell-tale little *piiiinng* in my back.  I iced it right away but still, by the next morning, my back was in so much pain I couldn't put my own shoes on or get dressed.  My wife had to do something because she was leaving that evening to be gone for a week to go see her daughter.  She got me dressed and took me to the E.R. where the shot me up full of pain meds.  If this had happened the next day when she was gone, things would have really gotten interesting.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,385
    brianlux said:
    mfc2006 said:
    When you pull your damn back by reaching for a cereal box. Good god, man. Old sports injury that pops up at random times. It's been painful for almost 2 days.

    I hear ya, mfc!  A little less than two weeks ago I reached in the fridge for something and felt that tell-tale little *piiiinng* in my back.  I iced it right away but still, by the next morning, my back was in so much pain I couldn't put my own shoes on or get dressed.  My wife had to do something because she was leaving that evening to be gone for a week to go see her daughter.  She got me dressed and took me to the E.R. where the shot me up full of pain meds.  If this had happened the next day when she was gone, things would have really gotten interesting.
    Glad your wife was still in town, Brian!

    My back issue is strange. Most of the time it's a temporary thing where I can stretch it out. As I've gotten older, it seems to linger a bit longer. This latest bout is ridiculous. Cereal??? Seriously?

     I think that I should go see my DR about it and go from there. Just a pain in the ass (& back).
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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