I was just out in the Tenderloin (SF’s main drug neighborhood) looking for some clients. I didn’t find who I was looking for, but when I returned to my car there was an intoxicated gentleman leaning against my trunk and relieving himself on the street. The following is our exchange:
Me: Awe man, really? Really?
Him: Oh, sorry. Sorry, ma’am.
Me: Right up against my car? Exposed to the street?! Come on man, at least go in between two cars.
Him: I’m sorry. I just really had to go. I didn’t want to piss all over myself.
Me: I understand when you gotta go, but damn, just hide a little bit. You can get arrested for indecent exposure. Plus, I don’t need to see that shit. No one does.
Him: I know. I’m just kind of fucked up.
Me: No worries, just have a good day. And hide a bit when you have to pee.
It’s important to note that he has continued peeing throughout our conversation. Heavy stream too. At this point, he finishes, tucks in and zips up. Oh, he burps too. Then he offers me his hand to shake-
Him:Thank you lady for being so nice to me. Most people just whup my ass.
Me: I may be nice, but you’re gonna need to wash that shit before I shake it.
Him: hahaha yeah, okay. ...Uh, can I get a few dollars, I’m thirsty.
Me: Uh, lets just leave it at you pissing on my car, and me not whupping your ass.
doesn't he know that the proper place to pee is in a bucket in the garage?
I was just out in the Tenderloin (SF’s main drug neighborhood) looking for some clients. I didn’t find who I was looking for, but when I returned to my car there was an intoxicated gentleman leaning against my trunk and relieving himself on the street. The following is our exchange:
Me: Awe man, really? Really?
Him: Oh, sorry. Sorry, ma’am.
Me: Right up against my car? Exposed to the street?! Come on man, at least go in between two cars.
Him: I’m sorry. I just really had to go. I didn’t want to piss all over myself.
Me: I understand when you gotta go, but damn, just hide a little bit. You can get arrested for indecent exposure. Plus, I don’t need to see that shit. No one does.
Him: I know. I’m just kind of fucked up.
Me: No worries, just have a good day. And hide a bit when you have to pee.
It’s important to note that he has continued peeing throughout our conversation. Heavy stream too. At this point, he finishes, tucks in and zips up. Oh, he burps too. Then he offers me his hand to shake-
Him:Thank you lady for being so nice to me. Most people just whup my ass.
Me: I may be nice, but you’re gonna need to wash that shit before I shake it.
Him: hahaha yeah, okay. ...Uh, can I get a few dollars, I’m thirsty.
Me: Uh, lets just leave it at you pissing on my car, and me not whupping your ass.
Sorry about that. I really had to go. I just washed my hands. Can we shake now?
doesn't he know that the proper place to pee is in a bucket in the garage?
Exactly!! I was about to tell him we could be soulmates but thought better of it. I know I've definitely peed in much more public places. 6th avenue, NYC for instance.
doesn't he know that the proper place to pee is in a bucket in the garage?
Exactly!! I was about to tell him we could be soulmates but thought better of it. I know I've definitely peed in much more public places. 6th avenue, NYC for instance.
My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis.
Baseball and being team Mom again. Game scedules, snack scedules, opening day volunteers, people to work the pressbox and concessions stand, keeping up with player's medical information, team pictures and jersey numbers. We're SO busy but I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR!!!
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doesn't he know that the proper place to pee is in a bucket in the garage?
Sorry about that. I really had to go. I just washed my hands. Can we shake now?
Exactly!! I was about to tell him we could be soulmates but thought better of it. I know I've definitely peed in much more public places. 6th avenue, NYC for instance.
would you like a few dollars too?
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Two dollars?
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i'd watch it. better than 90% of anything that's on tv!
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My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis.
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
good to hear, Christine!! hope he feels better soon!
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2. I need more coffee.
3. The chick sitting next to me at work may or may nor be asleep right now.
4. I'm going to steal her donut if she starts to snore.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Eddie Vedder- 7/16/11
Brad- 4/21/12 (RSD Performance), 4/27/12, 8/10/12
Flight To Mars- 5/23/12
RNDM- 11/27/12
PEARL JAM- 12/6/13 I have finally seen Pearl Jam live!
He's grading the students math binder - worth 50 points....
I hope he has a sense of humor :P
Haha, that is awesome! I hated maths ...
Lots of love, light, and hugs today. XOXO
Speaking of cleaning...I should go do that... :shifty:
On mine too.
I have to buy a ticket tomorrow!
My ticket is bought. My hotel is booked. My travel is situated.
COME ON SEPTEMBER!!!