what's on your mind, right now?

ShimmyMommy

RYEzupSF wrote:

norm wrote:

RYEzupSF wrote:

How is it that every single one of my clients is COMPLETELY crazy today? Every single one.

...and i really didn't need to see that.

you know you love it :P

you know i do.

...but I really didn't need to see that.

I can only imagine....wait...I don't think I want to :?

Ms. Wes C.addle

I think you received the incorrect memo that I actually give a fuck, eh?

smarchee

bulk discount Vrootman chocolate chip cookies with chocolate icing in the middle

PJPixie

I'm thinking about........my roast beef sammich that I can't taste because my nose is so completely stopped up :(

RYEzupSF

I completely underestimated crazy.

ShimmyMommy

RYEzupSF wrote:

I completely underestimated crazy.

That was your first mistake!!

Ms. Wes C.addle

RYEzupSF wrote:

I completely underestimated crazy.

I think there's something in the air today. Or a sale at Nutjobs R Us.

RYEzupSF

ShimmyMommy wrote:

RYEzupSF wrote:

I completely underestimated crazy.

That was your first mistake!!

and I thought I was being generous.

Ms. Wes C.addle wrote:

I think there's something in the air today. Or a sale at Nutjobs R Us.

There is absolutely something in the air and everyone is high on crazy fumes.

ShimmyMommy

What happened anyway RYE? How bad was it??? :shock:

jimed14

Went to lunch with a friend who's leaving for the east coast ... had a beer, then two ... then ....


... back at my desk trying to crunch numbers with a slight buzz.

There IS something in the air today.

smarchee

laziness commences

RYEzupSF

jimed14 wrote:

Went to lunch with a friend who's leaving for the east coast ... had a beer, then two ... then ....


... back at my desk trying to crunch numbers with a slight buzz.

There IS something in the air today.

majorly. be glad you can drink.

ShimmyMommy wrote:

What happened anyway RYE? How bad was it??? :shock:

Not bad- just crazy. ...but I like it.

should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet.

norm

RYEzupSF wrote:

should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet.

i'd love to come up with some smartass remark for all that but it really speaks for itself

jimed14

jimed14 wrote:

Went to lunch with a friend who's leaving for the east coast ... had a beer, then two ... then ....

... back at my desk trying to crunch numbers with a slight buzz.

RYEzupSF wrote:

or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it.

for the record, I am not a congressman.

RYEzupSF

norm wrote:

RYEzupSF wrote:

should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet.

i'd love to come up with some smartass remark for all that but it really speaks for itself

i know. what is there to say?

jimed14 wrote:

for the record, I am not a congressman.

thats a good thing. what I forgot to mention is the congressman had also wet his pants. so if you were you'd probably be pretty uncomfortable by now.

RobbyD462

I'm just curious to when last years Christmas single is going to come out.

comebackgirl

RYEzupSF wrote:

Not bad- just crazy. ...but I like it.

should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet.

Well it's not really a holiday weekend until there's some motorboating in the parking lot! Can't wait for labor day weekend :shifty:

small town beck

The money I wasted going to see The Hangover 2. I've had rug burn funnier than that movie.

ShimmyMommy

RYEzupSF wrote:

norm wrote:

RYEzupSF wrote:

should I start with when I walked out to the parking lot and witnessed my client who dresses like a pirate motorboating his buxom girlfriend who dresses like a wench. or the congressman who came in a lot more drunk than normal. as per usual he did his dance moves, hit on me and tried to kiss my hand. he got me today though. except instead of kissing it, he licked it. then there was trixie. trixie, dressed in shiny aqua spandex shorts and a crop top, was standing in front of the building dancing and trying to badonkadonk everyone that walked into the office. Another client, who walks with a cane and is half blind, tried to chase him off with said cane and I got to break up that very interesting fight. ...this was all before 11am. I haven't even processed this afternoon yet.

i'd love to come up with some smartass remark for all that but it really speaks for itself

i know. what is there to say?

jimed14 wrote:

for the record, I am not a congressman.

thats a good thing. what I forgot to mention is the congressman had also wet his pants. so if you were you'd probably be pretty uncomfortable by now.

RYE, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU COULD HAVE A MORE FAMOUS SHOW THAN JERRY SPRINGER!!

RYEzupSF

ShimmyMommy wrote:

RYE, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU COULD HAVE A MORE FAMOUS SHOW THAN JERRY SPRINGER!!

It's true. Although today the episode would be really long, because I am still at fucking work. Who's crazy now?

...Tomorrow the crazy continues since shit was so insane today. Except I'll be in the slammer all day. The slammer on the weekends...those are where the juicy stories are.