Today is pure comedy. My client, Bo, comes into the office dressed like a combination of Capt. Jack Sparrow and D’artanian- lacy hat and all. I get him some breakfast, and after eating he leans back in his chair and puts his booted feet up on the table. He has his green child size ukulele and a 19 key casio that is missing most of the black keys and says, “Laying in bed last night I had my lady next to me and my little dog blowing in her ear. This song is for her…”
And he begins to play and sing:
Bo stop shooting you crazy bastard
My bullets were bouncing off
I can go downtown by the boy scout office and buy penetrating ammo
Cops can buy night gear, swat gear, and some haz-mat gear
But they can’t buy penetrating ammo
When 9/11 hit I had just dropped off a bunch of dope to a buddy
I know good god damned well George Bush had just bought a load of dope
Because I had just made a run
He never should have been in that school
I miss those kids.
God damn it George Bush
Then he gets up and swaggers over to me and says “call Geronimo, I’m on my way” he grabs his instruments and leaves.
I love my job…
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dear little Honda...my car
oh the places that you took me,
so very near, and so very far
all those trips
to Long Beach
Cannon Beach
Rockaway Beach
Netarts
and Lincoln City
over the mountains and thru the pass
over to the dry desert grass
to Wenatchee, to Lake Chelan
to Misoulla
and Dillon
thru Phillipsburg
and to Butte
all the good times,
in only 5 years
and almost 100 thousand miles
you were a good little car
a few accidents here and there
you always seemed to make it thru
I am so sorry that after all this great driving around
Mr 4and20 drove you into the ground
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
i can...what did mr420 do to the civic? or what did someone do to it?
mr 4/20 is a 'cocky driver' the guy who has to get ahead of everybody else....always scaring me by driving fast and getting close to other drivers. Always says "Don't you trust me? How long have you known me and I haven't wrecked the car?"
11 years Mr.4/20
Yesterday he leaves for work, and is again having to get in front, and the guy he is trying to pass won't let him pass, so he speeds up, and passes the car, then another car in front of him slams on their brakes, Mr 4/20 slams on his brakes, car goes out of control and he spins across three lanes of the highway, smashes into the guard rail, car flies off an embankment, and crashes thru a fence.
I have to go get him and stuff from the car.....it's 5am...I am very :evil:
This is the third bad thing that has happened in the last 4 days
Mr 4/20 didn't go to work yesterday...this is the first time he has had a really bad accident...
(I need unlost to convince him to go to the hospital...he says he 'feels fine' (besides a sore knee)
I told him we pay for the PIP 'go to the hospital'
I went to the inpound lot (where the photo is taken) to get my doggie seat covers...they won't let me have a licence plate....I have the special plates that says 'We love our Pets' with $$$ going to local animal non-profits...at least they let me take my Seattle Animal Shelter frame....
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
i can...what did mr420 do to the civic? or what did someone do to it?
mr 4/20 is a 'cocky driver' the guy who has to get ahead of everybody else....always scaring me by driving fast and getting close to other drivers. Always says "Don't you trust me? How long have you known me and I haven't wrecked the car?"
11 years Mr.4/20
Yesterday he leaves for work, and is again having to get in front, and the guy he is trying to pass won't let him pass, so he speeds up, and passes the car, then another car in front of him slams on their brakes, Mr 4/20 slams on his brakes, car goes out of control and he spins across three lanes of the highway, smashes into the guard rail, car flies off an embankment, and crashes thru a fence.
I have to go get him and stuff from the car.....it's 5am...I am very :evil:
This is the third bad thing that has happened in the last 4 days
Mr 4/20 didn't go to work yesterday...this is the first time he has had a really bad accident...
(I need unlost to convince him to go to the hospital...he says he 'feels fine' (besides a sore knee)
I told him we pay for the PIP 'go to the hospital'
I went to the inpound lot (where the photo is taken) to get my doggie seat covers...they won't let me have a licence plate....I have the special plates that says 'We love our Pets' with $$$ going to local animal non-profits...at least they let me take my Seattle Animal Shelter frame....
i can...what did mr420 do to the civic? or what did someone do to it?
mr 4/20 is a 'cocky driver' the guy who has to get ahead of everybody else....always scaring me by driving fast and getting close to other drivers. Always says "Don't you trust me? How long have you known me and I haven't wrecked the car?"
11 years Mr.4/20
Yesterday he leaves for work, and is again having to get in front, and the guy he is trying to pass won't let him pass, so he speeds up, and passes the car, then another car in front of him slams on their brakes, Mr 4/20 slams on his brakes, car goes out of control and he spins across three lanes of the highway, smashes into the guard rail, car flies off an embankment, and crashes thru a fence.
I have to go get him and stuff from the car.....it's 5am...I am very :evil:
This is the third bad thing that has happened in the last 4 days
Mr 4/20 didn't go to work yesterday...this is the first time he has had a really bad accident...
(I need unlost to convince him to go to the hospital...he says he 'feels fine' (besides a sore knee)
I told him we pay for the PIP 'go to the hospital'
I went to the inpound lot (where the photo is taken) to get my doggie seat covers...they won't let me have a licence plate....I have the special plates that says 'We love our Pets' with $$$ going to local animal non-profits...at least they let me take my Seattle Animal Shelter frame....
i think mr 420 and i would get along
always been a aggressive driver...i've calmed down over the years and the way people drive now a days, it's best to not be aggressive
your story reminds me of when i was in college with my 1981 honda prelude...i went to school only a half hour away from home so i was going back and forth all the time...let's just say i got bored so i'd try to make it as fast as i could :oops:
one day i'm doing my normal lane surfing trying to get around slower traffic and went to make a lane change, noticed a car where i didn't think there was one, over corrected and did a 360 degree spin surrounded by cars all going about 70 and managed to not hit anyone or thing except for the curb on the shoulder of the road :shock: :oops:
always been a aggressive driver...i've calmed down over the years and the way people drive now a days, it's best to not be aggressive
your story reminds me of when i was in college with my 1981 honda prelude...i went to school only a half hour away from home so i was going back and forth all the time...let's just say i got bored so i'd try to make it as fast as i could :oops:
one day i'm doing my normal lane surfing trying to get around slower traffic and went to make a lane change, noticed a car where i didn't think there was one, over corrected and did a 360 degree spin surrounded by cars all going about 70 and managed to not hit anyone or thing except for the curb on the shoulder of the road :shock: :oops:
Yeah...mr 420 got a ticket for road rage a long time ago...you can PM me if you want to know the story....I am just glad that he didn't hit anybody else.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Had the meeting to hand off my projects and responsibilities. The tension in the room was palpable. (Earlier in the day there were hurt feelings and conversations with the director about the revised on-call schedule.)
Mrs. Bossyboss announced what she was going to do. And then the others were left with the dregs, including Miss Stinkylunch, whose eyebrows were raised so high in disapproval that for a brief period they actually were floating in the air above her head.
I felt bad for the other two, who just kind of sat there going :shock: :( .
Had the meeting to hand off my projects and responsibilities. The tension in the room was palpable. (Earlier in the day there were hurt feelings and conversations with the director about the revised on-call schedule.)
Mrs. Bossyboss announced what she was going to do. And then the others were left with the dregs, including Miss Stinkylunch, whose eyebrows were raised so high in disapproval that for a brief period they actually were floating in the air above her head.
I felt bad for the other two, who just kind of sat there going :shock: :( .
Had the meeting to hand off my projects and responsibilities. The tension in the room was palpable. (Earlier in the day there were hurt feelings and conversations with the director about the revised on-call schedule.)
Mrs. Bossyboss announced what she was going to do. And then the others were left with the dregs, including Miss Stinkylunch, whose eyebrows were raised so high in disapproval that for a brief period they actually were floating in the air above her head.
I felt bad for the other two, who just kind of sat there going :shock: :( .
Yeah. I'm going to miss this.
So very much.
So very, very much...
So now what? New job? Early retirement? Looking to take some well-earned vacation time out west hiking trails with eyed? What?
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Yesterday he leaves for work, and is again having to get in front, and the guy he is trying to pass won't let him pass, so he speeds up, and passes the car, then another car in front of him slams on their brakes, Mr 4/20 slams on his brakes, car goes out of control and he spins across three lanes of the highway, smashes into the guard rail, car flies off an embankment, and crashes thru a fence.
I sure hope he is doing okay. Be thankful he didn't hit anyone or hurt anyone else.
Faith No More's "king for a day" album is sooooooo good.. I suggest you all get it..
They're still together? I thought they broke up! Does Mike still do his Mr. Bungle stuff? Have to check it out....*makes mental note*
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Faith No More's "king for a day" album is sooooooo good.. I suggest you all get it..
They're still together? I thought they broke up! Does Mike still do his Mr. Bungle stuff? Have to check it out....*makes mental note*
Its an old album.. mid 90's.. they are broke up but they did do some shows a year or two ago.. I know they did the download festival in the UK i believe.. still and all , great band and great album
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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Faith No More's "king for a day" album is sooooooo good.. I suggest you all get it..
They're still together? I thought they broke up! Does Mike still do his Mr. Bungle stuff? Have to check it out....*makes mental note*
Its an old album.. mid 90's.. they are broke up but they did do some shows a year or two ago.. I know they did the download festival in the UK i believe.. still and all , great band and great album
after Angel Dust then.....
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Faith No More's "king for a day" album is sooooooo good.. I suggest you all get it..
+1
Think it's my favourite FNM album
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And he begins to play and sing:
Bo stop shooting you crazy bastard
My bullets were bouncing off
I can go downtown by the boy scout office and buy penetrating ammo
Cops can buy night gear, swat gear, and some haz-mat gear
But they can’t buy penetrating ammo
When 9/11 hit I had just dropped off a bunch of dope to a buddy
I know good god damned well George Bush had just bought a load of dope
Because I had just made a run
He never should have been in that school
I miss those kids.
God damn it George Bush
Then he gets up and swaggers over to me and says “call Geronimo, I’m on my way” he grabs his instruments and leaves.
I love my job…
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
oh the places that you took me,
so very near, and so very far
all those trips
to Long Beach
Cannon Beach
Rockaway Beach
Netarts
and Lincoln City
over the mountains and thru the pass
over to the dry desert grass
to Wenatchee, to Lake Chelan
to Misoulla
and Dillon
thru Phillipsburg
and to Butte
all the good times,
in only 5 years
and almost 100 thousand miles
you were a good little car
a few accidents here and there
you always seemed to make it thru
I am so sorry that after all this great driving around
Mr 4and20 drove you into the ground
- Christopher McCandless
>
...a lover and a fighter.
"I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa
http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians
Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
I can see the pic...you can't?
- Christopher McCandless
>
...a lover and a fighter.
"I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa
http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians
Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
:shock:
>
...a lover and a fighter.
"I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa
http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians
Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
mr 4/20 is a 'cocky driver' the guy who has to get ahead of everybody else....always scaring me by driving fast and getting close to other drivers. Always says "Don't you trust me? How long have you known me and I haven't wrecked the car?"
11 years Mr.4/20
Yesterday he leaves for work, and is again having to get in front, and the guy he is trying to pass won't let him pass, so he speeds up, and passes the car, then another car in front of him slams on their brakes, Mr 4/20 slams on his brakes, car goes out of control and he spins across three lanes of the highway, smashes into the guard rail, car flies off an embankment, and crashes thru a fence.
I have to go get him and stuff from the car.....it's 5am...I am very :evil:
This is the third bad thing that has happened in the last 4 days
Mr 4/20 didn't go to work yesterday...this is the first time he has had a really bad accident...
(I need unlost to convince him to go to the hospital...he says he 'feels fine' (besides a sore knee)
I told him we pay for the PIP 'go to the hospital'
I went to the inpound lot (where the photo is taken) to get my doggie seat covers...they won't let me have a licence plate....I have the special plates that says 'We love our Pets' with $$$ going to local animal non-profits...at least they let me take my Seattle Animal Shelter frame....
- Christopher McCandless
Wow. Just wow.
I'm sorry.
i think mr 420 and i would get along
always been a aggressive driver...i've calmed down over the years and the way people drive now a days, it's best to not be aggressive
your story reminds me of when i was in college with my 1981 honda prelude...i went to school only a half hour away from home so i was going back and forth all the time...let's just say i got bored so i'd try to make it as fast as i could :oops:
one day i'm doing my normal lane surfing trying to get around slower traffic and went to make a lane change, noticed a car where i didn't think there was one, over corrected and did a 360 degree spin surrounded by cars all going about 70 and managed to not hit anyone or thing except for the curb on the shoulder of the road :shock: :oops:
RIP little honda :(
Yeah...mr 420 got a ticket for road rage a long time ago...you can PM me if you want to know the story....I am just glad that he didn't hit anybody else.
thanks claire....
- Christopher McCandless
Mrs. Bossyboss announced what she was going to do. And then the others were left with the dregs, including Miss Stinkylunch, whose eyebrows were raised so high in disapproval that for a brief period they actually were floating in the air above her head.
I felt bad for the other two, who just kind of sat there going :shock: :( .
Yeah. I'm going to miss this.
So very much.
So very, very much...
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They're still together? I thought they broke up! Does Mike still do his Mr. Bungle stuff? Have to check it out....*makes mental note*
- Christopher McCandless
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
after Angel Dust then.....
- Christopher McCandless
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
+1
Think it's my favourite FNM album
I must have inspired you with the "my butt is cold" post in CreeNations' thread about his ice fishing hut. Write on, brother.