please explain the Geico commercial to me where the lizard is in a hotel lobby and a dramatic blond thinks he is Stanley who stood her up in Toledo in 2003. he said, "I'd hate to be Stanley."
what does that have to do with insurance?
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10/10 - Brad in B'more
please explain the Geico commercial to me where the lizard is in a hotel lobby and a dramatic blond thinks he is Stanley who stood her up in Toledo in 2003. he said, "I'd hate to be Stanley."
what does that have to do with insurance?
It doesn't have anything to do with Insurance, but the fact that you remember that it was a Geico commercial is the point, and proves that it's working. :roll:
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please explain the Geico commercial to me where the lizard is in a hotel lobby and a dramatic blond thinks he is Stanley who stood her up in Toledo in 2003. he said, "I'd hate to be Stanley."
what does that have to do with insurance?
It doesn't have anything to do with Insurance, but the fact that you remember that it was a Geico commercial is the point, and proves that it's working. :roll:
it's a nasty thought, she had a date with a slimy lizard.
the pig screaming out the window is funny when the kid's mom tells him to hush.
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
please explain the Geico commercial to me where the lizard is in a hotel lobby and a dramatic blond thinks he is Stanley who stood her up in Toledo in 2003. he said, "I'd hate to be Stanley."
what does that have to do with insurance?
It doesn't have anything to do with Insurance, but the fact that you remember that it was a Geico commercial is the point, and proves that it's working. :roll:
it's a nasty thought, she had a date with a slimy lizard.
the pig screaming out the window is funny when the kid's mom tells him to hush.
Now that is a funny one.
I love the one with the woodchucks chucking the wood. "Hey you woodchucks, quit chuckin' my wood!" can't remember what company it is for though.
Is it so hard to say goodmorning or at least a hi? It's going to be one of those bitchy day's again with her. I wish my co-worker would stop being so miserable, it is Friday after all. Cheer the fuck up!
If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
Is it so hard to say goodmorning or at least a hi? It's going to be one of those bitchy day's again with her. I wish my co-worker would stop being so miserable, it is Friday after all. Cheer the fuck up!
Buy her some bacon
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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Is it so hard to say goodmorning or at least a hi? It's going to be one of those bitchy day's again with her. I wish my co-worker would stop being so miserable, it is Friday after all. Cheer the fuck up!
Buy her some bacon
Huh? I don't get it :?
If you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to worry about.
Is it so hard to say goodmorning or at least a hi? It's going to be one of those bitchy day's again with her. I wish my co-worker would stop being so miserable, it is Friday after all. Cheer the fuck up!
Buy her some bacon
Huh? I don't get it :?
If i was pissy at work and someone bought me some bacon, I would smile
I love me some bacon
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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My favorite client, the self proclaimed congressman, comes up to me a minute ago, “Do you know what weekend it is? Its Martin Luther King weekend, that means I’m gonna be dancing all weekend. I’m gonna put my coat down right now and give you something. Come here sugar pudding.” Then he puts his arm in my face and says “I don’t smell like pee pee today!” I respond, laughing, with “get that arm out of my face congressman.” He responds with a “let me hear that beautiful voice again and watch this” and he begins to dance like Bill Cosby repeating to himself and me “no more rhetoric, no more rhetoric”. He is still dancing.
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There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
why is the site being so slow? or is it my computer? :?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
My favorite client, the self proclaimed congressman, comes up to me a minute ago, “Do you know what weekend it is? Its Martin Luther King weekend, that means I’m gonna be dancing all weekend. I’m gonna put my coat down right now and give you something. Come here sugar pudding.” Then he puts his arm in my face and says “I don’t smell like pee pee today!” I respond, laughing, with “get that arm out of my face congressman.” He responds with a “let me hear that beautiful voice again and watch this” and he begins to dance like Bill Cosby repeating to himself and me “no more rhetoric, no more rhetoric”. He is still dancing.
Best story ever!!
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
My favorite client, the self proclaimed congressman, comes up to me a minute ago, “Do you know what weekend it is? Its Martin Luther King weekend, that means I’m gonna be dancing all weekend. I’m gonna put my coat down right now and give you something. Come here sugar pudding.” Then he puts his arm in my face and says “I don’t smell like pee pee today!” I respond, laughing, with “get that arm out of my face congressman.” He responds with a “let me hear that beautiful voice again and watch this” and he begins to dance like Bill Cosby repeating to himself and me “no more rhetoric, no more rhetoric”. He is still dancing.
My favorite client, the self proclaimed congressman, comes up to me a minute ago, “Do you know what weekend it is? Its Martin Luther King weekend, that means I’m gonna be dancing all weekend. I’m gonna put my coat down right now and give you something. Come here sugar pudding.” Then he puts his arm in my face and says “I don’t smell like pee pee today!” I respond, laughing, with “get that arm out of my face congressman.” He responds with a “let me hear that beautiful voice again and watch this” and he begins to dance like Bill Cosby repeating to himself and me “no more rhetoric, no more rhetoric”. He is still dancing.
i'd vote for him
seriously...he'd fit right in congress
No' most of them do smell like piss
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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I can't believe they didn't all leap at the opportunity to take on all my cases and projects during the "transition" meeting. Just a lot of this:
Other person: "How many hours a week does XXX project take you?"
UD: "It's widely variable, depending on how many presentations are in progress."
Other person: "Is it like, 4 hours a month?"
UD: "It doesn't average out like that. Sometimes a whole month might pass with nothing in progress, then I'll get four presentations at once and have to get them all done. It's not a cycle, and there's no predictable pattern. Each individual presentation is maybe 4 hours for me to do, but I write really fast."
Other person: "So would you say maybe 12 hours a month? Or 16?"
UD (really losing patience): "Again, it is widely variable. You have to drop what you're doing to get these out when they come, and each one is probably 4 hours of work."
Other person: "So maybe 4 hours a month?"
UD: "It will probably take you 4 hours a week, since you are a hunt-and-peck bonehead."
I can't believe they didn't all leap at the opportunity to take on all my cases and projects during the "transition" meeting. Just a lot of this:
Other person: "How many hours a week does XXX project take you?"
UD: "It's widely variable, depending on how many presentations are in progress."
Other person: "Is it like, 4 hours a month?"
UD: "It doesn't average out like that. Sometimes a whole month might pass with nothing in progress, then I'll get four presentations at once and have to get them all done. It's not a cycle, and there's no predictable pattern. Each individual presentation is maybe 4 hours for me to do, but I write really fast."
Other person: "So would you say maybe 12 hours a month? Or 16?"
UD (really losing patience): "Again, it is widely variable. You have to drop what you're doing to get these out when they come, and each one is probably 4 hours of work."
Other person: "So maybe 4 hours a month?"
UD: "It will probably take you 4 hours a week, since you are a hunt-and-peck bonehead."
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what does that have to do with insurance?
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
It doesn't have anything to do with Insurance, but the fact that you remember that it was a Geico commercial is the point, and proves that it's working.
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2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
2022: 9/14 NJ ... 2024: 5/28 WA, 9/7 PA, 9/9 PA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7
it's a nasty thought, she had a date with a slimy lizard.
the pig screaming out the window is funny when the kid's mom tells him to hush.
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
Now that is a funny one.
I love the one with the woodchucks chucking the wood. "Hey you woodchucks, quit chuckin' my wood!" can't remember what company it is for though.
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I love me some bacon
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2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
2022: 9/14 NJ ... 2024: 5/28 WA, 9/7 PA, 9/9 PA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Sounds like Jukee's coworker could use a bacon enema with simultaneous bacon intravenous infusion.
- Christopher McCandless
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i'd vote for him
seriously...he'd fit right in congress
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
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Other person: "How many hours a week does XXX project take you?"
UD: "It's widely variable, depending on how many presentations are in progress."
Other person: "Is it like, 4 hours a month?"
UD: "It doesn't average out like that. Sometimes a whole month might pass with nothing in progress, then I'll get four presentations at once and have to get them all done. It's not a cycle, and there's no predictable pattern. Each individual presentation is maybe 4 hours for me to do, but I write really fast."
Other person: "So would you say maybe 12 hours a month? Or 16?"
UD (really losing patience): "Again, it is widely variable. You have to drop what you're doing to get these out when they come, and each one is probably 4 hours of work."
Other person: "So maybe 4 hours a month?"
UD: "It will probably take you 4 hours a week, since you are a hunt-and-peck bonehead."
i really hate people like that!
listen to my words asshat!!
Or you can come to terms and realize
You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
with some awesome music
and candles and bubbles
loved it
soo much shit to bring back to my apartment :x
this is not going to be fun ...
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2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
2022: 9/14 NJ ... 2024: 5/28 WA, 9/7 PA, 9/9 PA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7