Lets Email the Author of the Terrible Pitchfork Review

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  • Black10Black10 Posts: 160
    So did anybody actually email the guy?

    I did, and I told him how much he sucks at what he does.

    I think he should know how shitty his reviews are.

    Now I fee better now :) You should try..
  • Black10 wrote:
    So did anybody actually email the guy?

    I did, and I told him how much he sucks at what he does.

    I think he should know how shitty his reviews are.

    Now I fee better now :) You should try..

    well, at least you accomplished something. (making yourself feel better that is)

    i bet a million dollars he gets two sentences into your email and hits delete, doesnt think twice and continues writing what he wants to write.
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  • It's one persons review... who cares!?!? So what the guy has a differing opinion than others. Emailing him is not going to amount to anything anyways. I can't help but laugh at how people get all frantic and angry just because their friends or a music critic says something negative about the band. Not everybody has to like them....
  • Black10Black10 Posts: 160
    Black10 wrote:
    So did anybody actually email the guy?

    I did, and I told him how much he sucks at what he does.

    I think he should know how shitty his reviews are.

    Now I fee better now :) You should try..

    well, at least you accomplished something. (making yourself feel better that is)

    i bet a million dollars he gets two sentences into your email and hits delete, doesnt think twice and continues writing what he wants to write.

    Yeah he probably doesnt give a shit about what I think but oh well. It just chaps my ass a bit that someone can write such a negative review about an album that is an absolute masterpiece. Its like he writes it just to piss people off. If he had any sort of ear for music there is no way it would have been that negative...in my opinion.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Black10 wrote:
    Yeah he probably doesnt give a shit about what I think but oh well. It just chaps my ass a bit that someone can write such a negative review about an album that is an absolute masterpiece.

    you had me up until that point... Backspacer is not an absolute masterpiece. It just isnt.

    you're letting your fanaticism cloud your judgment... just as the author of the review allowed his dislike of previous PJ work to cloud his.

    unfortunately that makes you both as bad as each other.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Black10Black10 Posts: 160
    dunkman wrote:
    Black10 wrote:
    Yeah he probably doesnt give a shit about what I think but oh well. It just chaps my ass a bit that someone can write such a negative review about an album that is an absolute masterpiece.

    you had me up until that point... Backspacer is not an absolute masterpiece. It just isnt.

    you're letting your fanaticism cloud your judgment... just as the author of the review allowed his dislike of previous PJ work to cloud his.

    unfortunately that makes you both as bad as each other.

    The only thing clouding my judgement is how fucking good this album is.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Black10 wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Black10 wrote:
    Yeah he probably doesnt give a shit about what I think but oh well. It just chaps my ass a bit that someone can write such a negative review about an album that is an absolute masterpiece.

    you had me up until that point... Backspacer is not an absolute masterpiece. It just isnt.

    you're letting your fanaticism cloud your judgment... just as the author of the review allowed his dislike of previous PJ work to cloud his.

    unfortunately that makes you both as bad as each other.

    The only thing clouding my judgement is how fucking good this album is.


    thats nice. I hope fluffy clouds are in the sky and that someone rescues 4 kittens today.

    i have been warned by Kat to leave you alone. yes i'm serious. apparently i'm not allowed to say the album isnt an 'absolute masterpiece' :?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Black10 wrote:
    It just chaps my ass a bit that someone can write such a negative review about an album that is an absolute masterpiece.

    So.. how would you define 'absolute masterpiece'? What is your benchmark? What other albums would you consider an 'absolute masterpiece'? Personally, I like the album but can you honestly say there is absolutely nothing to fault about it? Is it really their most creative and inspiring work?
  • dunkman wrote:
    [quote="Black10
    Yeah he probably doesnt give a shit about what I think but oh well. It just chaps my ass a bit that someone can write such a negative review about an album that is an absolute masterpiece.

    you had me up until that point... Backspacer is not an absolute masterpiece. It just isnt.

    you're letting your fanaticism cloud your judgment... just as the author of the review allowed his dislike of previous PJ work to cloud his.




    thats nice. I hope fluffy clouds are in the sky and that someone rescues 4 kittens today.

    i have been warned by Kat to leave you alone. yes i'm serious. apparently i'm not allowed to say the album isnt an 'absolute masterpiece' :?[/quote][/quote]

    Hooray for Kat!
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  • KatKat Posts: 4,931
    dunkman wrote:
    [quote="Black10
    Yeah he probably doesnt give a shit about what I think but oh well. It just chaps my ass a bit that someone can write such a negative review about an album that is an absolute masterpiece.

    you had me up until that point... Backspacer is not an absolute masterpiece. It just isnt.

    you're letting your fanaticism cloud your judgment... just as the author of the review allowed his dislike of previous PJ work to cloud his.




    thats nice. I hope fluffy clouds are in the sky and that someone rescues 4 kittens today.

    i have been warned by Kat to leave you alone. yes i'm serious. apparently i'm not allowed to say the album isnt an 'absolute masterpiece' :?
    [/quote]

    Hooray for Kat![/quote]

    Well, that wasn't quite what I said but it'll do.

    Have a beautiful kittens & cotton candy day, luvs. :D

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  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Kat wrote:

    Have a beautiful kittens & cotton candy day, luvs. :D

    xo

    I love kittens and cotton candy.....
  • redrock wrote:
    Kat wrote:

    Have a beautiful kittens & cotton candy day, luvs. :D

    xo

    I love kittens and cotton candy.....

    I love kittens, cotton candy and KAT!!!
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:


    thats nice. I hope fluffy clouds are in the sky and that someone rescues 4 kittens today.

    i have been warned by Kat to leave you alone. yes i'm serious. apparently i'm not allowed to say the album isnt an 'absolute masterpiece' :?

    :?
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Kat wrote:

    Well, that wasn't quite what I said but it'll do.

    Have a beautiful kittens & cotton candy day, luvs. :D

    xo


    well i could post the actual warning to "leave him alone" if thats ok? then it'll be what you said.

    Why i cant say what i said is beyond me... and your pms to me didnt explain what it was that i said either?

    all in all i'm confused.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    dunkman wrote:

    all in all i'm confused.

    Now, now Dunk.... it will be OK... **pats Dunk on the head** ;)
  • redrock wrote:
    dunkman wrote:

    all in all i'm confused.

    Now, now Dunk.... it will be OK... **pats Dunk on the head** ;)

    What's confusing? Stop being a hater and she'll be nice to you...i've learned that lesson the hard way. :idea:
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  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341

    What's confusing? Stop being a hater and she'll be nice to you...i've learned that lesson the hard way. :idea:

    Now... I didn't see any 'hater' in Dunk's post. He didn't say the album was rubbish or give a poor review of it (which I think is the main theme of this thread). He just said he did not think it was an 'absolute masterpiece', nothing more. His opinion, just like Black10 gave his/hers, just like you gave yours. Lots of people don't think it's an absolute masterpiece or a classic, whilst still really liking the album.
  • redrock wrote:

    What's confusing? Stop being a hater and she'll be nice to you...i've learned that lesson the hard way. :idea:

    Now... I didn't see any 'hater' in Dunk's post. He didn't say the album was rubbish or give a poor review of it (which I think is the main theme of this thread). He just said he did not think it was an 'absolute masterpiece', nothing more. His opinion, just like Black10 gave his/hers, just like you gave yours. Lots of people don't think it's an absolute masterpiece or a classic, whilst still really liking the album.

    :D:D:D You get Kudos for using the word "Whilst" :D:D:D
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  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341

    :D:D:D You get Kudos for using the word "Whilst" :D:D:D

    Don't you use it? Perfectly normal and common word, appropriately used in the sentence.

    Is that all you retained from my post?
  • Black10Black10 Posts: 160
    redrock wrote:
    Black10 wrote:
    It just chaps my ass a bit that someone can write such a negative review about an album that is an absolute masterpiece.

    So.. how would you define 'absolute masterpiece'? What is your benchmark? What other albums would you consider an 'absolute masterpiece'?

    Well obviously everyone has there own opinion as to what a "masterpiece" is but for me its quite simple, as far as Backspacer goes anyways..

    I listen to Backspacer from start to finish for 37 minutes. To me, it feels like those 37 minutes goes by in about 5 minutes. Thats how much enjoyment I get out of EVERY one of the songs. They fly by. There is not one song I skip over, like alot of other albums, and I fall in love with a different song every day. And when the second "The End" is done I cannot start the album over fast enough. To me, personally, that's my definition of a masterpiece.
  • redrock wrote:

    :D:D:D You get Kudos for using the word "Whilst" :D:D:D

    Don't you use it? Perfectly normal and common word, appropriately used in the sentence.

    Is that all you retained from my post?

    I dont believe in opinions...there are only facts and fictions. Let me give you an example:

    1) Backspacer is not an absolute masterpiece
    FICTION

    2) Backspacer is an absolute masterpiece
    FACT
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  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    edited September 2009
    Black10 wrote:
    Well obviously everyone has there own opinion as to what a "masterpiece" is but for me its quite simple, as far as Backspacer goes anyways..

    I listen to Backspacer from start to finish for 37 minutes. To me, it feels like those 37 minutes goes by in about 5 minutes. Thats how much enjoyment I get out of EVERY one of the songs. They fly by. There is not one song I skip over, like alot of other albums, and I fall in love with a different song every day. And when the second "The End" is done I cannot start the album over fast enough. To me, personally, that's my definition of a masterpiece.

    So you can accept that Dunk's (and other's) opinion that Backspacer is NOT a masterpiece is just as valid as they may have different ideas as to what a masterpiece really is? Just as you are saying it's a masterpiece, are these people not allowed to say it isn't (whether one posting here or a reviewer) without being 'lynched'?
    Post edited by redrock on
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    redrock wrote:

    :D:D:D You get Kudos for using the word "Whilst" :D:D:D

    Don't you use it? Perfectly normal and common word, appropriately used in the sentence.

    Is that all you retained from my post?

    I dont believe in opinions...there are only facts and fictions. Let me give you an example:

    1) Backspacer is not an absolute masterpiece
    FICTION

    2) Backspacer is an absolute masterpiece
    FACT

    OK... I understand.... you are very wise and wordly :?
  • redrock wrote:





    I dont believe in opinions...there are only facts and fictions. Let me give you an example:

    1) Backspacer is not an absolute masterpiece
    FICTION

    2) Backspacer is an absolute masterpiece
    FACT

    OK... I understand.... you are very wise and wordly :?

    Ha Ha @ "Wordly". You're alright....even though you're wrong about Backspacer. See.....that's how PJ fans should behave.
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  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    Ha Ha @ "Wordly". You're alright....even though you're wrong about Backspacer. See.....that's how PJ fans should behave.

    See.. you're happy because you caught a typo... 'worldly'. Better? ;)
  • Pitchfork is a website for pussies. They never supported Pearl Jam or Eddie and probably never will. They suck. The more attention you give them the more they will give shitty reviews instead of no review. Don't give their websites any hits.
  • KatKat Posts: 4,931
    redrock wrote:

    What's confusing? Stop being a hater and she'll be nice to you...i've learned that lesson the hard way. :idea:

    Now... I didn't see any 'hater' in Dunk's post. He didn't say the album was rubbish or give a poor review of it (which I think is the main theme of this thread). He just said he did not think it was an 'absolute masterpiece', nothing more. His opinion, just like Black10 gave his/hers, just like you gave yours. Lots of people don't think it's an absolute masterpiece or a classic, whilst still really liking the album.

    He told someone who loves the album that they "allowed their fanaticism" to "cloud their judgment" and the album isn't a masterpiece.

    I told him that the person was allowed to have their own opinion just as he was to have his own opinion.

    If someone campaigns for the negative to change someone's mind about the music, it isn't ok. Pick THE bashing thread and communicate there. You are entitled to your opinion but the people who love the music (and they are in the majority) do not have to be subjected to the constant negativity from those who don't care for it. The people who love it have rights too.

    Period...and I hope it helps but if it doesn't, don't do it anyway.

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  • JLevy423 wrote:
    Pitchfork is a website for pussies. They never supported Pearl Jam or Eddie and probably never will. They suck. The more attention you give them the more they will give shitty reviews instead of no review. Don't give their websites any hits.

    Pitchfork has this annoying arty vibe going on ... They think they are high end critics with extremely refined palettes. Uh huh.
  • redrock wrote:
    Black10 wrote:
    Well obviously everyone has there own opinion as to what a "masterpiece" is but for me its quite simple, as far as Backspacer goes anyways..

    I listen to Backspacer from start to finish for 37 minutes. To me, it feels like those 37 minutes goes by in about 5 minutes. Thats how much enjoyment I get out of EVERY one of the songs. They fly by. There is not one song I skip over, like alot of other albums, and I fall in love with a different song every day. And when the second "The End" is done I cannot start the album over fast enough. To me, personally, that's my definition of a masterpiece.

    So you can accept that Dunk's (and other's) opinion that Backspacer is NOT a masterpiece is just as valid as they may have different ideas as to what a masterpiece really is? Just as you are saying it's a masterpiece, are these people not allowed to say it isn't (whether one posting here or a reviewer) without being 'lynched'?


    wise woman. :)


    also, all this discussion of 'masterpiece'...yes, exactly....it is SUBJECTIVE. while, collectively, many may agree on what is a masterpiece, and thus win accolades, kudos.....there will still always be those who disagree, and you know what? they are NOT wrong! when it comes to things such as art....music......film....food......TASTE IS SUBJECTIVE. sure, there are all sorts of 'objective' barometers for judging 'greatness'...but again, that STILL is subjective, b/c it is all based on subjectivity, such as time/place, culture, etc.

    christ, i like backspacer. i don't love it, but i like it. i love 2 songs for sure and enjoy more...but none the less, i still adore pearl jam and think they are one of the most amazing bands. ever. however, i don't have a snitfit over people who don't think that. :P also, i read the article in the OP, and while i disagree with most of it, i also see a few kernels of truth here or there....and yes, bottomline, everyone is entitled to their opinions, and critics are paid to share those. and so it goes and life goes on.......
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  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    Black10 wrote:
    redrock wrote:
    Black10 wrote:
    It just chaps my ass a bit that someone can write such a negative review about an album that is an absolute masterpiece.

    So.. how would you define 'absolute masterpiece'? What is your benchmark? What other albums would you consider an 'absolute masterpiece'?

    Well obviously everyone has there own opinion as to what a "masterpiece" is but for me its quite simple, as far as Backspacer goes anyways..

    I listen to Backspacer from start to finish for 37 minutes. To me, it feels like those 37 minutes goes by in about 5 minutes. Thats how much enjoyment I get out of EVERY one of the songs. They fly by. There is not one song I skip over, like alot of other albums, and I fall in love with a different song every day. And when the second "The End" is done I cannot start the album over fast enough. To me, personally, that's my definition of a masterpiece.


    my only complaint was that it was too short. then i realized as you said, that i just enjoy it so much it seems to fly by. this cd makes me move. more everyday.
    i like your take
    rack him ;)
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