We were allowed to make dry ice bombs in science class....
One day, our whole school was evacuated because of a chemical reaction between the janitor's cleaning supplies and the amonia residue from an amonia tanker leak the day before....
Oh, and in English class we had to create a play for Beowulf and used swordes and axes that we made in ag class, lol. We also went to the meat locker and got a bunch of scrap raw meat for the gore factor of the fight scenes, haha...fun times!
To think....That was only 10 years ago! If kids tried to do that stuff today, they'd be on Fox News!
We were featured in Time magazine because of a series of suicides. This was late 70s early 80s.
There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
One of my friends wore in a straight jacket one day and on the same day another guy wore in a girl's school uniform.Other than that I think the whole school joining the police in chasing a criminal down the street was the funniest thing I've ever seen. The whole school went on strike once for two days outside the school to stick it to the teachers for going on strike(they were coming in on Mondays and not again til Friday)
It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.
one time in gym clas our freshman year, our coach had a hangover and brought his copy of wrestlemania from that year. walked in handed it to a student to put it in the vcr, said, "i'm going to be in my office, with my head down. only get me if someone walks in or something is on fire or someone on fire walks in. " went into his office and put his head down.
tape starts. hardcore porno with a guy and two chicks. and it was one of those hardcore nasty ass doing it everyway possible vid. we were all quiet for like two minutes. then AHHAHA wowowow screaming hollerin. he just thought we were watching wrestling. then the tenis coach walked in and saw what we were watching. he ran, got the tape, went to the office. and told the coach. i've never heard anyone laugh so hard as that tennis coach. i think he took the tape home. it was the first time i had ever seen a naked black woman.
The usual crap for the most part. When I was about 10 I punched a kid, while in the headmaster's office, in front of him, because the headmaster tried to force us to shake hands. We had been having a lengthy war. The headmaster was so shocked that I had the balls to do it that he pretty much let me off. Just made me apologise.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I left a coffee shop at 10 to 4 to go and get my schoolbag from school and the entire street was cordoned off because someone decided to come in and stab our caretaker.
Also a gang of guys carrying chains and a baseball bat waited outside our school gates for 5 hours to kidnap a guy in the year below me because he made a racist comment to one of the guys' little brother. To be fair, the kid they were after deserved it.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
my senior year, we had this young teacher....i think it was her first job...anyway she was pretty cool and was very attractive....anyway this one guy bet us he could get a hug from her wearing nothing but a jockstrap....well he won like 200 bucks and a 3 day suspension....:)
I remember a geography class i had when i was about 15 and it was absolutely crazy. We had 3 teachers for a class of about 25 because there were so many unruly pupils and the original teacher couldnt handle it lol. Used to come in with the intention of getting on with my work but it was always a riot and the majority of the class was either drunk or on something, i remember one guy came in on acid once, that was hilarious. I wasnt that much of a bad kid at school, i used to just sit and laugh as other people ridiculed the teachers.
People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
Weirdest thing that happened at the h.s. I attended: My coach was canned because he knew about another coach who banged a student and did not rat him out.
2nd place: 3 students rolled a jeep off a cliff and were killed.
At the h.s. I teach at?
No particular order:
1: A school aide falsified medical documents and took days off and was not penalized or fired.
2. A kid was shot and killed outside.
3. A kid had his fingers chopped off for stealing a cell phone from a member of the DDP(Dominicans Don't Play) crew.
4. A 25 year old teacher dropped dead of heart failure for no particular reason.
5. J.K. Rowling signing at Carnegie Hall wherein she outed Dumbledore.
FUEL AND RELEASE!!! happiness is good FOR AN hour... FUEL AND RE-LEASE!!! happines is good FOR an HOU-ER.
--P. Farrell
very weird things happened in my high school. drop, I went to one near you that you've probably heard of. a professor at harvard education actually wrote a book on how NOT to run a high school based on my school.
I forgot to tell ya this, no big deal but my wife went to high school with "Pink".
She sat in front of her in choir class and also in another class. My wife said that on day she told her and a few other people that she go a record deal and they all thought she was full of shit. She said Pink was a hard core skater chic. They went to Central Bucks West in Doylestown PA. She has a pic of her in her year book, Cool if you like Pink I guess, NOT ME.
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
my sophomore year a kid made a bomb in a Nesquik (milk) bottle. Put it in a trash can during 4th period. Destroyed the trash can and scared the hell out of everybody. The school isn't a typical indoor high school, if you open the door to leave the class you're standing outside, but not like if it was portables.
and then my senior year my school decided to get a new guy to "patrol" the student parking lot in the mornings and afternoon. he was always driving around in a golf cart. we all hated the guy even tho he tried being friends with all of us. one day we all brought water balloons and just to throw at each other. well this guy came to say something and we all just started throwing them at him, nonstop, perfect throws for about 20 seconds. as he's driving away (about 50 feet) I threw one that snuck in perfectly under the roof of the cart and hit him square in the head. we all fell on the concrete laughing.
either freshman or sophomore year, can't remember, we all decided to make a GIGANTIC leap frog line through the school. I'm not talking about 40 kids or anything, I'm talking at LEAST 300 kids jumping over each other for a solid 20 minutes. it was probably the most efficient games of leap frog ever played. teachers came out of the classrooms that they were teaching just to laugh and watch. unfortunately a disciplinarian came and stopped the whole thing.
oh and this is an all guys school.
6/11/08 WPB
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
this guy dressed up as a chicken, got on his dirt bike and did donuts in the main hall before exiting out the front door doing a wheelie. It was pretty cool.
my freshman year, the seniors decided for their senior prank to go crazy throughout the school. the night before their "attack" (as so many teachers put it) students went into the school and put bags of water balloons UNDER the trash bags in trash cans. the next day, the students put grasshoppers in the high school disciplinarian's office and threw stink bombs in the only closed area of the school (called the "senior section"). the railings of staircases were covered in vaseline. at around 12:30 the seniors decided to take out the water balloons and SOAK 6th and 7th graders and about every part of the school. the best part about it was that they had 3 pigs running around the school. one pig had the #1 painted on him, the other had #2 on him, and the last one had #4 on him. the faculty was going NUTS all day looking for the "#3" one. it was sooooo classic. way too good. except the prank broke the school's fire alarm system and about 3 seniors couldn't walk at graduation.
6/11/08 WPB
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
I forgot to tell ya this, no big deal but my wife went to high school with "Pink".
She sat in front of her in choir class and also in another class. My wife said that on day she told her and a few other people that she go a record deal and they all thought she was full of shit. She said Pink was a hard core skater chic. They went to Central Bucks West in Doylestown PA. She has a pic of her in her year book, Cool if you like Pink I guess, NOT ME.
I went to school right near your wife, at Council Rock in Newtown PA. My mom used to work in Doylestown!
I love how in interviews pink says she is from Philly.. hardly :rolleyes:
I remember the seniors who graduated the year before me had the most horrible senior prank ever... They released a plague of locusts into the school. When I left that school, there were still some flying around the attics... (locusts, not seniors)
Oh, and I was also responsible for leading a team from my German class in an invasion of French class on my school's "France Day".:p We had a guy on the inside, Ride of the Valkyries playing, and everything. The French teacher even played along, and cowered in the corner shouting "Vive le revolution!":D
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
my sophomore year, my best friend stole a copy of the US history final exam like 2 weeks before we had it. I made a bunch of copies and gave them to friends, who did the same. we ended up getting busted and in a lot of trouble because someone's mom found it.
On our last day before A-level exams, when we had all but left, we had our turn at the traditional prank day for final year students. We planted watercress under the entirety of the carpet in the commonroom, which should just be coming along nicely now we also filled the same room, floor to ceiling (and also inside the vending machine which took some skill) with those huge trick balloons that are sausage shaped, filled with flour and water so that anytime anyone tried to come in the room, they just destroyed another part of the decor.
During the assembly that morning we all (for the first time ever) attended, so that none of the teachers would be outside waiting for stragglers. that gave one of my friends his opportunity to set loose the 4 chickens he had stolen from a farm near his house into the quad, where we had all chucked about 40kg of bird seed. It took the entire staff about 3 hours to reinstate order. This happens EVER year. I remember the police actually stopping my friend who was riding his bike while wearing a robot constume in the middle of town at lunchtime and this policewoman asked him "what are you doing today?" to which he replied "wow.. ok, that's a bit forward love but ok..." she was less than amused and told us that the entire town's police force was watching us in case we got too rowdy. By the end of the day they suspended the entire final year, literally going around every senior class and ejecting us forcefully. It was a bit of an overreaction if you ask me.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I went to school right near your wife, at Council Rock in Newtown PA. My mom used to work in Doylestown!
I love how in interviews pink says she is from Philly.. hardly :rolleyes:
Ha, My wife and her brother were laughting about that too. They read the same interview. I think she tried to make it sound like the hood or something too. WTF? Hardly in Doylestown. :rolleyes:
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
I went to High school with Svetlana from the Real World Key West. She made out with my friend. hahaha
No Way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loooooooooove Svetlana! My wife gets mad at me b/c I think she is hot as hell!!!!
BUT, I saw her on Mtv planning her birthday party and she seemed like a bitch.
Its ok, I like them a little bitchy, It allows me to put them in there place (in bed), LOL.
Oh man I think she is so hot.
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Someone once took their jeep out for a test drive around the running track...dug up the asphalt...had their parents pay for damages...and forced the school to install barriers so this wouldn't happen again. I may or may not have been behind the wheel. :fp:
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One day, our whole school was evacuated because of a chemical reaction between the janitor's cleaning supplies and the amonia residue from an amonia tanker leak the day before....
Oh, and in English class we had to create a play for Beowulf and used swordes and axes that we made in ag class, lol. We also went to the meat locker and got a bunch of scrap raw meat for the gore factor of the fight scenes, haha...fun times!
To think....That was only 10 years ago! If kids tried to do that stuff today, they'd be on Fox News!
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.
www.bebo.com/pearljam06
Manchester 4/6/00
tape starts. hardcore porno with a guy and two chicks. and it was one of those hardcore nasty ass doing it everyway possible vid. we were all quiet for like two minutes. then AHHAHA wowowow screaming hollerin. he just thought we were watching wrestling. then the tenis coach walked in and saw what we were watching. he ran, got the tape, went to the office. and told the coach. i've never heard anyone laugh so hard as that tennis coach. i think he took the tape home. it was the first time i had ever seen a naked black woman.
aaahhh so many stories about that coach...
but nice people sw****w
I left a coffee shop at 10 to 4 to go and get my schoolbag from school and the entire street was cordoned off because someone decided to come in and stab our caretaker.
Also a gang of guys carrying chains and a baseball bat waited outside our school gates for 5 hours to kidnap a guy in the year below me because he made a racist comment to one of the guys' little brother. To be fair, the kid they were after deserved it.
2nd place: 3 students rolled a jeep off a cliff and were killed.
At the h.s. I teach at?
No particular order:
1: A school aide falsified medical documents and took days off and was not penalized or fired.
2. A kid was shot and killed outside.
3. A kid had his fingers chopped off for stealing a cell phone from a member of the DDP(Dominicans Don't Play) crew.
4. A 25 year old teacher dropped dead of heart failure for no particular reason.
5. J.K. Rowling signing at Carnegie Hall wherein she outed Dumbledore.
--P. Farrell
I'm no dude! Dudette!
so our mascot is Tornadoes
oh and also way back then the football team went unscored on all year and then beat the local university team 3-0
She sat in front of her in choir class and also in another class. My wife said that on day she told her and a few other people that she go a record deal and they all thought she was full of shit. She said Pink was a hard core skater chic. They went to Central Bucks West in Doylestown PA. She has a pic of her in her year book, Cool if you like Pink I guess, NOT ME.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
and then my senior year my school decided to get a new guy to "patrol" the student parking lot in the mornings and afternoon. he was always driving around in a golf cart. we all hated the guy even tho he tried being friends with all of us. one day we all brought water balloons and just to throw at each other. well this guy came to say something and we all just started throwing them at him, nonstop, perfect throws for about 20 seconds. as he's driving away (about 50 feet) I threw one that snuck in perfectly under the roof of the cart and hit him square in the head. we all fell on the concrete laughing.
either freshman or sophomore year, can't remember, we all decided to make a GIGANTIC leap frog line through the school. I'm not talking about 40 kids or anything, I'm talking at LEAST 300 kids jumping over each other for a solid 20 minutes. it was probably the most efficient games of leap frog ever played. teachers came out of the classrooms that they were teaching just to laugh and watch. unfortunately a disciplinarian came and stopped the whole thing.
oh and this is an all guys school.
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
my freshman year, the seniors decided for their senior prank to go crazy throughout the school. the night before their "attack" (as so many teachers put it) students went into the school and put bags of water balloons UNDER the trash bags in trash cans. the next day, the students put grasshoppers in the high school disciplinarian's office and threw stink bombs in the only closed area of the school (called the "senior section"). the railings of staircases were covered in vaseline. at around 12:30 the seniors decided to take out the water balloons and SOAK 6th and 7th graders and about every part of the school. the best part about it was that they had 3 pigs running around the school. one pig had the #1 painted on him, the other had #2 on him, and the last one had #4 on him. the faculty was going NUTS all day looking for the "#3" one. it was sooooo classic. way too good. except the prank broke the school's fire alarm system and about 3 seniors couldn't walk at graduation.
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
I went to school right near your wife, at Council Rock in Newtown PA. My mom used to work in Doylestown!
I love how in interviews pink says she is from Philly.. hardly :rolleyes:
He's younger, but he is in her year book.
I went to High school with Svetlana from the Real World Key West. She made out with my friend. hahaha
Oh, and I was also responsible for leading a team from my German class in an invasion of French class on my school's "France Day".:p We had a guy on the inside, Ride of the Valkyries playing, and everything. The French teacher even played along, and cowered in the corner shouting "Vive le revolution!":D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Savitz
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"With my own two hands I can change the world."
During the assembly that morning we all (for the first time ever) attended, so that none of the teachers would be outside waiting for stragglers. that gave one of my friends his opportunity to set loose the 4 chickens he had stolen from a farm near his house into the quad, where we had all chucked about 40kg of bird seed. It took the entire staff about 3 hours to reinstate order. This happens EVER year. I remember the police actually stopping my friend who was riding his bike while wearing a robot constume in the middle of town at lunchtime and this policewoman asked him "what are you doing today?" to which he replied "wow.. ok, that's a bit forward love but ok..."
Ha, My wife and her brother were laughting about that too. They read the same interview. I think she tried to make it sound like the hood or something too. WTF? Hardly in Doylestown. :rolleyes:
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
No Way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loooooooooove Svetlana! My wife gets mad at me b/c I think she is hot as hell!!!!
BUT, I saw her on Mtv planning her birthday party and she seemed like a bitch.
Its ok, I like them a little bitchy, It allows me to put them in there place (in bed), LOL.
Oh man I think she is so hot.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
OMG, I remember that, Too funny, sick bastard.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
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Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
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