Wierdest that has ever happened in your High School?

NY PJ1

acoustic guy wrote:

I hope I do not sound like the bad guy here.
Let me first say that I DO NOT hit Woman, Animals or children.
I have never hit any of my past girl friends, ever!
With that said, In HS we had a small thing my class had to attend to during one period. I went and sat down in a seat in the front. This nasty pig white trash girl, walked up and said "I was already sitting there", but i did not see any of her stuff there so i told her to beat it. She reached down and grab me by my hair, and started punching me in the head! WTF? I kinda had a badass rep so I was shocked that she did this. Anyway, she started to hit me and scratch my face up. What could I do??????? So I pushed her away a few times and she kept coming after me with her hands flapping around, then she scratched my face again, pulled my hair had pieces of my hair in her hand! So I grabed her by her shirt and decked her. She fell down crying. What was i supposed to do? Girls should not hit guys unless they want to be hit back.
So I dropped her and "I" got in trouble! Here I was in the principal's office with my face and neck all scratched up when I was defending my self. He told me never to hit girls no matter what. Well as i said before, I am totally against hurting a woman. But fuck that, I was right for what I did.

i always said if a girl wants to act like a guy
she is gonna get hit like a guy

NY PJ1

as for my story ...

in senior year a kid tried to climb from the roof to his gf apt and fell to his death

it wasnt a fun time

orig_long red

the year after i graduated someone released two chickens in the school. the chickens had signs on them reading "chicken 1" and "chicken 3"...this caused the school officials to search for a nonexistent "chicken 2". good stuff.

orig_long red

NY PJ1 wrote:

as for my story ...

in senior year a kid tried to climb from the roof to his gf apt and fell to his death

it wasnt a fun time

that's hilarious.

NY PJ1

long red wrote:

that's hilarious.

far from it
not funny ,weird that something like that happened

acoustic guy

long red wrote:

the year after i graduated someone released two chickens in the school. the chickens had signs on them reading "chicken 1" and "chicken 3"...this caused the school officials to search for a nonexistent "chicken 2". good stuff.

That is funny as hell!!

justjoshingu

acoustic guy wrote:

I hope I do not sound like the bad guy here.
Let me first say that I DO NOT hit Woman, Animals or children.
I have never hit any of my past girl friends, ever!
With that said, In HS we had a small thing my class had to attend to during one period. I went and sat down in a seat in the front. This nasty pig white trash girl, walked up and said "I was already sitting there", but i did not see any of her stuff there so i told her to beat it. She reached down and grab me by my hair, and started punching me in the head! WTF? I kinda had a badass rep so I was shocked that she did this. Anyway, she started to hit me and scratch my face up. What could I do??????? So I pushed her away a few times and she kept coming after me with her hands flapping around, then she scratched my face again, pulled my hair had pieces of my hair in her hand! So I grabed her by her shirt and decked her. She fell down crying. What was i supposed to do? Girls should not hit guys unless they want to be hit back.
So I dropped her and "I" got in trouble! Here I was in the principal's office with my face and neck all scratched up when I was defending my self. He told me never to hit girls no matter what. Well as i said before, I am totally against hurting a woman. But fuck that, I was right for what I did.

i thought it was only acceptable to hit a woman if she was pregant.

my friends and i called that the "punch and pray method" of birth control....

**btw i am joking and i realize that i am going to hell for that joke

xavier mcdaniel

taking an ap history class and having the salutatorian ask me for answers on a test. The exchange went something like this:

Salutatorian: you can hook me up with the answers right?
Me: um, dude, i'm ranked 120th in the class, shouldn't i be the one asking you for the answers:
Salutatorian: dead silence

gfraser

there was a lake kind of close to my school and sometimes on fridays, we would get beer and go there. one friday a guy decided to get plaster! when we came back at 330 or whenever to get the bus he was walking around hitting on/trying to touch the HOTTEST girls in school and then he passed out! fell right on his face lol...it was quite something.

CHANGEinWAVES

NY PJ1 wrote:

as for my story ...

in senior year a kid tried to climb from the roof to his gf apt and fell to his death

it wasnt a fun time

we had a sad accident too. a kid was horsing around while diving into the pool during gym class and became paralyzed from the waist down. It was pretty shocking.

sponger

The band that you might know as "Lit" used to be called "Razzle"...no joke. This was back in the mid 90's. A friend of mine was very close friends with "Razzle" and so one day "Razzle" dropped by the campus and played a few songs on the campus main patio area during lunchtime. I was not into them then and am certainly not into them now, but I thought it was a semi-interesting story to tell.

timroth

This may not be to shocking to Americans (seem to have alot more gun problems than Canada) but back in the early 90's a neighbouring public HS (I went to a Catholic) and us had a rivalary. This chick was dating someone from both schools and the dudes found out. Rumor has it that the dude from the public HS had a gun and was coming over to our school to confront the other guy. The police were called and both schools went on shut down. we were not alound outside at lunch or on spares. I cant ever remember how it all ended, i know no one (thank god) was shot. But i can cleary remember that day, stuff like that didnt happend 15 yrs ago.

rearviewmiror

I had the typical high School experience.

Kids would mix drinks in study hall.
We had no doors on our boy's room stalls (they said to deter drug use, i think it was to deter sex)
The things you heard about band camp were true.
We had a race riot in the cafeteria my freshman year. They had to cancel black history month until April.

Typical Americana.

Lizard

cory wrote:

Oh, and I fucked my Chemistry teacher.

You did not.


i hear too much about HS every day still. One son still goes and my hubby teaches there

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Heineken Helen

NY PJ1 wrote:

i always said if a girl wants to act like a guy
she is gonna get hit like a guy

so I should be hit like a guy for wearing jeans? :eek:

That's funny about the chickens

Hmm… the principle used to come around the side of the school and smoke with us

A girl had an epileptic fit in the middle of one of our exams

A mouse ran across the kitchen floor during home economics class

Our Irish teacher used to come in, switch on the tape and sit there crying for the entire class.

Our history teacher could be easily taken off course by somebody mentioning ghosts… she’d spend the rest of the class telling ghost stories.

Our English teacher used to be driven mad by us saying ‘that’s not a poem sir, it doesn’t rhyme’. I'm pretty sure he left after having a nervous breakdown.

Ehh… it was all pretty innocent in our school.

Collin

Well, there was the "hole", which was, as its name suggests a hole. It was a hole in the floor in our classroom, you could see and talk to the people who were in the classroom below. But mostly we used it as a way to get rid of our garbage

We had a kid who snorted coke in class once, and the kid who fought the principal.

There were three chickens living at our school, on the odd occasion you'd see a student trying to catch one of them, or sometimes when we lured the chickens inside the building a member of the faculty chased them out.

And a guy from my class was reading a newspaper, which is particularly weird actually, but what's even more strange is that the newspaper was on fire. And that a teacher walked by and said nothing.

And there was a drunk Mexican (I live in Belgium, not a lot of Mexicans here ) who wandered the halls and joined a few of our classes, until a teacher figured out he wasn't an exchange student at all, but just a drunk drugged up Mexican.

Oh and I almost forgot a teacher was fired because he kept talking about his balls to students.

We also had an alcoholic teacher, and a huge, fat, disgusting 180-year-old pre-historic French teacher, she was pretty strange too...

And Miss Marple was my history teacher! She was also a communist.

Danimal

justjoshingu wrote:

there was multiple shootings.
and stabbings.
couple of race wars. the large number of blacks went against a large number of mexicans and white were on both sides. and i mean hundreds on each side. with weapons. cops were called. cops got in the middle of the two groups to break it up. cops were outnumbered and were really hated. so the two groups rushed the cops and it was a huge battle. eventually the military came in and stopped it. we lived right by a base so they got there relativly fast. jeeps with guns. couple of apache helicopters. guys with automatics. freaking unreal.

then there was the time the administration thought we needed new sod on on our front grass , all the middle area (the quad) and all the sports fields (football, soccor, practice field,etc). and it turned out to be one of the hottest springs on record. our school smelled like heated manure for about 3 months.

i didnt even get to mention the part of why our prom was canceled. thats another funny story.

I am pissing myslef right now! THIS SHIT WAS FUNNY! Apache helicopters!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

dunkman

our Religious Education teacher was sent to jail for having an affair with a 14 year old student in our year... he was sent to jail for so many years, had a sex offenders record but she waited and waited on him... years later and after he got out they got married and had children... their own children.. not somebody elses

Collin

long red wrote:

the year after i graduated someone released two chickens in the school. the chickens had signs on them reading "chicken 1" and "chicken 3"...this caused the school officials to search for a nonexistent "chicken 2". good stuff.

Danimal

rearviewmiror wrote:

I had the typical high School experience.

Kids would mix drinks in study hall.
We had no doors on our boy's room stalls (they said to deter drug use, i think it was to deter sex)
The things you heard about band camp were true.
We had a race riot in the cafeteria my freshman year. They had to cancel black history month until April.

Typical Americana.

NOW THIS MADE PISS MYSELF TOO! Cancelled Black History month till APRIL!!!!! APRIL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.