Wierdest that has ever happened in your High School?

cory

Drop The Leash 10 wrote:

been there, done that

He was a dude.

You're gay.

Drop The Leash 10

cory wrote:

He was a dude.

You're gay.

dammit, am i???;) nahh everything you said but the chemistry teacher. the bomb was detonated in the gym. canceled the rest of our 8-0 basketball season.

acoustic guy

cory wrote:

We had a bomb brought to school.

We had a teacher knocked out breaking up a fight.

We had 2 kids come into first period drunk and passed out in their desks and layed in a pool of their own vomit.

Oh, and I fucked my Chemistry teacher.

What was HIS name?

cory

acoustic guy wrote:

What was HIS name?

I'm kidding. She was hot. I still jerk off thinking about her from time to time. I feel I may have said too much:)

pjfan31

cory wrote:

I'm kidding. She was hot. I still jerk off thinking about her from time to time. I feel I may have said too much:)

Na, I think we have all fantasised about it.

acoustic guy

cory wrote:

I'm kidding. She was hot. I still jerk off thinking about her from time to time. I feel I may have said too much:)

Heavy Props to you!
Here is why, I keep hearing how all these female teachers are getting caught for fucking the boys in their class. It's b/c the guys are running there mouths. Keep quiet fuckers. You must have kept quiet b/c she never got caught.
Nice job!

cory

acoustic guy wrote:

Heavy Props to you!
Here is why, I keep hearing how all these female teachers are getting caught for fucking the boys in their class. It's b/c the guys are running there mouths. Keep quiet fuckers. You must have kept quiet b/c she never got caught.
Nice job!

Oh no bro. I didn't bang her. I was kidding. Would I have? Of course. Would I have told? Hell no. I'd still be tapping that old ass;) Sorry for the confusion.

HailHailVitalogy

This girl in my senior class fucked 3 teachers. My school was a private catholic school and everyone knows about it.....its just a matter of time before it becomes public

Our school also had a chaplin (priest) who was arrested for a DWI, turned out he was an alcoholic and coke addict and went away to michigan for rehab for priests, hahaha

We also baked out the locker room, chemistry class, and bathroom. And we broke into our school and had a party in the cafeteria of about 60 people and left the beer bottles.

School turned me away from religion, haha

acoustic guy

cory wrote:

Oh no bro. I didn't bang her. I was kidding. Would I have? Of course. Would I have told? Hell no. I'd still be tapping that old ass;) Sorry for the confusion.

Man..............just when I thought I had a new idol.
I was so happy for you.
Now its gone.

cory

HailHailVitalogy wrote:

This girl in my senior class fucked 3 teachers. My school was a private catholic school and everyone knows about it.....its just a matter of time before it becomes public
Our school also had a chaplin (priest) who was arrested for a DWI, turned out he was an alcoholic and coke addict and went away to michigan for rehab for priests, hahaha


School turned me away from religion, haha

So anyway, this girl's phone number is....

Thanks.

uninnocent

in my oac year (13th grade for you non-ontario people), my vice principal nixed the idea of having a band play at our graduation, saying that it's something our school had never done before and would never do. i pulled out my yearbooks from years passed and pointed out the bands playing at all of the previous grads. trapped in her lie, she changed her story: we couldn't play because our music was objectionable:

-the beatles - in my life
-the beatles - with a little help from my friends (our singer had an amazing joe cocker sounding voice
-and something else, i can't remember now

quite objectionable music, eh?

i learned those songs for nothing.

Brain of J.Lo

One time, the student council brought in this man and woman who put on an archery show for us in the gym. They were wearing matching purple shirts with some sort of western theme, bolo ties, black jeans and purple cowboy boots. They shot arrows at targets while music played.

That was definitely the weirdest thing that happened while I was in school.

justjoshingu

there was multiple shootings.
and stabbings.
couple of race wars. the large number of blacks went against a large number of mexicans and white were on both sides. and i mean hundreds on each side. with weapons. cops were called. cops got in the middle of the two groups to break it up. cops were outnumbered and were really hated. so the two groups rushed the cops and it was a huge battle. eventually the military came in and stopped it. we lived right by a base so they got there relativly fast. jeeps with guns. couple of apache helicopters. guys with automatics. freaking unreal.

then there was the time the administration thought we needed new sod on on our front grass , all the middle area (the quad) and all the sports fields (football, soccor, practice field,etc). and it turned out to be one of the hottest springs on record. our school smelled like heated manure for about 3 months.

i didnt even get to mention the part of why our prom was canceled. thats another funny story.

Drowned Out

This is totally gross, but you asked.....

Someone took a dump in the guys can, that clogged the toilet.....the actual shit itself, clogged the toilet....one log - wider than the drainage hole at the bottom, and pinched off at the rim of the toilet. A friend convinced me to go have a look, and can honestly say I don't regret it. I have never seen anything like it in my life. People around here still talk about it.

The best part was seeing the vice principal walking in with a steak knife as I walked out.

Also, one of my friends blew up a toilet with....magnesium? Thought he'd recreate a little lab experiment and ended up nearly blowing up half the bathroom along with himself...and flooded half the school....

GraySaturday

This wasn't high school, but my Elementary School caught on fire on my birthday when I was in 6th grade. We all got sent home early. It was crazy.. no one was hurt.

mookie9999

pjfan31 wrote:

Na, I think we have all fantasised about it.

I'm sorry, but I have NOT fantasied about Cory jerkin' it. Please keep your general statements to yourself.

romybian

The teacher came to the classroom and couldn't find his desk, it was hanging from the ceiling. Everyone in that class almost got suspended. haha but it was hillarious!

rockpants

I'm sure more happened than I'm aware of, but one of my friends and his buddies got on the school roof one weekend and positioned the dead gulls they found on the school's skylights.

Apparently a teacher who taught French and ran the Fashion programme was walking around the change room in a thong during a talent night that showcased some of her students' clothing creations.

Fairly tame - all the bomb threats and whatnot happened after I graduated.

MattCameronKicksButt

cory wrote:

We had 2 kids come into first period drunk and passed out in their desks and layed in a pool of their own vomit.

I remember a kid being drunk in my class. I guess it's not that unusual.

I remember something awful...

This girl was being bullied, she was younger than me. Walking home from school one day (She took the same route as me) the bullies started to follow her and then people started to gang up... I'm not kidding... there must have been about 100 people following her home and shouting at her all the way. A teacher caught up in the end and stopped them. It was much worse than it sounds.

I remember the school bitch as well, who'd had numerous abortions. (True) Was getting prank phone calls and being called 'baby killer' so she got her many boyfriends to beat this girl up with metal poles and put her in hospital.

But strange? ...I can't think of anything... except one of my maths teachers was so lazy. Everyone used to sit in class and chat while the boys regularly played cricket in front of him. That was so funny. Teacher used to just sit there and watch.

acoustic guy

I hope I do not sound like the bad guy here.
Let me first say that I DO NOT hit Woman, Animals or children.
I have never hit any of my past girl friends, ever!
With that said, In HS we had a small thing my class had to attend to during one period. I went and sat down in a seat in the front. This nasty pig white trash girl, walked up and said "I was already sitting there", but i did not see any of her stuff there so i told her to beat it. She reached down and grab me by my hair, and started punching me in the head! WTF? I kinda had a badass rep so I was shocked that she did this. Anyway, she started to hit me and scratch my face up. What could I do??????? So I pushed her away a few times and she kept coming after me with her hands flapping around, then she scratched my face again, pulled my hair had pieces of my hair in her hand! So I grabed her by her shirt and decked her. She fell down crying. What was i supposed to do? Girls should not hit guys unless they want to be hit back.
So I dropped her and "I" got in trouble! Here I was in the principal's office with my face and neck all scratched up when I was defending my self. He told me never to hit girls no matter what. Well as i said before, I am totally against hurting a woman. But fuck that, I was right for what I did.