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  • What advice would u give this aspiring model chad?

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    Hilarious.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,719
    That is funny.........


    but this one gets right to it......






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  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    i have two trashed knees & a bunk ass ankle or two
    i am unstable on my legs, what do i do?
























    i dress up like a runway model & i fall on my big ass from time to time
    but i look great crashing into the pavement

    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • KimmiebyromKimmiebyrom Posts: 1,812
    chadwick said:

    nessie sank down deep, lowered her heart beat & oxygen intake, swam through a lengthy underwater cavern system where she found her way from the scottish highlands to southeast asia where she now dwells & misses her good friend dunkman.
    nessie is in the cambodian freshwater lake tonle' sap which links to the sea by way of the tonle' sap river.

    the tonle' sap is a ecological miracle as it changes flow direction twice annually. nessie now eats giant carp & often

    Now that is the most reasonable explanation I've ever heard. Seriously. The wisdom of Chad abides.
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 12,848
    Hi Chad,

    If you were a stray dog running loose on the streets of Sochi that was adopted/kidnapped and brought to America by one of the Twittering Young Olympic Athletes from the USA which one of the TYOA would you hope to be taken by and what would your life be like a week after your arrival to your new home?

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    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    edited March 2014
    hilary knight badass hockey gal
    http://olympicgirls.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/hilaryknightusoc100daysoutcelebration7z2pf1gznpql.jpg?w=474image


    gretchen bleile snowboarding
    http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/56/1104041/full/gretchen-bleiler-athletes-photo-u1.jpgimage


    jamie anderson snowboarding
    http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/X7EVaI7oPjKNSRE6xIfmZg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD01NjU7cT03NTt3PTUwMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2013-11-04/64a50e77-023b-4742-8334-3a1c38765bbf_tumblr_mdq4u9flil1qfa3s9o1_500.png
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    dear, f me in the brain

    these three live together in a farm house in rural iowa & they do everything together as they're the bestest of friends.
    they rescued me & here i am in iowa with them & all their friends. im a labrador retriever & i fetch up sticks, balls, bricks, shoes, underwears, knives, axes, tires, socket sets, hammers, pliers, vice grips, crowbars, underwears, gold medals, silver medals, bronze medals, bass, trout, snapping turtles, cattle, chickens, quail, pheasants, guitars, logs, gardening tools, snowboards, ice skates, hockey sticks, snowflakes, mittens, kittens, ribbons, cold beers, sacks of high quality grass, opiates, hot tea w/ honey, chili dogs w/ mustard, mongolian beef w/ crab rangoons, egg rolls, butterflies, flowers & poems

    it's a lot of fun over here but i do miss my siberian playground
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    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 12,848
    :))
    My dog would fetch sacks of high quality grass as well. Too funny.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 41,037
    chadwick said:

    acid washed jeans definitely require backbacks moreso than fanny packs but if you must, a green fanny pack made of corduroy material

    I really like this advice Smarchee. I will be expecting a photo. :D
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SCPosts: 8,661
    Chad, have you heard of this new drug called crocodile or alligator? It's a combination of gasoline and codeine. People are shooting this in their arms and it basically makes their skin fall off. Wtf??
    Jealousy is ugly.
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    Mine is mine and yours won't take its place.

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  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152

    Chad, have you heard of this new drug called crocodile or alligator? It's a combination of gasoline and codeine. People are shooting this in their arms and it basically makes their skin fall off. Wtf??

    yes i have see this in a documentary
    see the problem is a few things

    people are idiots
    people are easily bored
    parents never stuck a boot up their stupid kid's ass

    how bout not injecting gasoline-codeine?
    how bout get yourself together & stop being an uneducated lump of flea & tick crap?
    when you shoot up gasoline & codeine you are a brainless scaly serpent

    goodluck, morons


    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 12,848
    Chad,
    If you were sentenced to death for dealing Crocodile to schoolkids (which you would deserve!) and you had to choose a last meal, what would it be?
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 18,756
    What do you think about people who fake tan themselves ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    edited March 2014
    fake tanning is out of order!
    those men who fake tan should be thrown into nevada's mojave desert
    then lathered in olive oil, vaseline, baby oil, tanning oil & gallons of crunchy peanut butter
    tied to a common saltbush or joshua tree until uncomfortable

    that takes 21 days
    at least


    women who fake tan should be used as slave labor on a viking longship
    row the fucking ship or jump in the cold damn water & swim yourself to whatever shore you may find

    fake tanning days are over!
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    pot brownies
    pot cookies
    mongolian beef w/ fried rice & crab rangoons
    orange chicken w/ fried rice & pork egg rolls
    opium plum cake

    country ham & eggs (scrambled)
    three bagels w/ cream cheese
    one case of beer
    three liters of vikingfjord vodka

    good luck cleaning out my drawers after my guts go limp


    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,314
    song break

    thoughts, chadzy?

    did you see me? i saw you.
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 12,848
    Chad: Axl Rose. Rock & Roll Royalty or the Biggest Douche of his era?
    (I went on a GnR kick last weekend.)
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    i don't much use the word, "douche"
    but yes, axl, is
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,314
    my membership is up soon. should i bother renewing?
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 23,606
    justin beiber has a shit ton of money, yet his tattoos are total crap. What's up with that?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio FloridaPosts: 10,184
    haha chadwick. This thread is superb.

    When to you predict that a person will set foot on Mars? What will they do?
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  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    edited March 2014

    my membership is up soon. should i bother renewing?

    your screen name reminds me of pancakes piled not so high
    there is a little mom & pop joint i frequent
    that makes the best pancakes in the world
    i consume their pancakes every few weeks
    with their incredible pancakes comes the world's greatest coffee

    if you leave, if you do not renew, how in the world will you be capable of reminding me of a not so tall stack of pancakes?
    do yourself a favor & renew your posting license


    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    imalive said:

    justin beiber has a shit ton of money, yet his tattoos are total crap. What's up with that?

    justin has a complex
    he is a soft, pampered little guy
    $$$$ is all over justin, in justin & he is made of $$$$
    therefore, he has the desire to give off the simple badass image

    he drag races, acts like a jerk & getting huffy with folks
    his teeny bopper pimple faced little shits believe justin to be a x street thug like $0.50
    justin's tattoos are actually painted on as he is not a fan of blood or anything uncomfortable

    beebs should be a slave on a viking longship where he can earn real tattoos
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick said:

    my membership is up soon. should i bother renewing?

    your screen name reminds me of pancakes piled not so high
    there is a little mom & pop joint i frequent
    that makes the best pancakes in the world
    i consume their pancakes every few weeks
    with their incredible pancakes comes the world's greatest coffee

    if you leave, if you do not renew, how in the world will you be capable of reminding me of a not so tall stack of pancakes?
    do yourself a favor & renew your posting license


    :))

    I just hate it when the pancakes are piled not so high. And I thought I was the only one?
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • NamiNami NewfoundlandPosts: 5,600
    chadwick said:

    imalive said:

    justin beiber has a shit ton of money, yet his tattoos are total crap. What's up with that?

    justin has a complex
    he is a soft, pampered little guy
    $$$$ is all over justin, in justin & he is made of $$$$
    therefore, he has the desire to give off the simple badass image

    he drag races, acts like a jerk & getting huffy with folks
    his teeny bopper pimple faced little shits believe justin to be a x street thug like $0.50
    justin's tattoos are actually painted on as he is not a fan of blood or anything uncomfortable

    beebs should be a slave on a viking longship where he can earn real tattoos
    noted.... but how would a young Chadwick act in the same position? i think if we were all that young with money in the spotlight we would commit similar actions no?.


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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio FloridaPosts: 10,184
    chadwick said:

    my membership is up soon. should i bother renewing?

    your screen name reminds me of pancakes piled not so high
    there is a little mom & pop joint i frequent
    that makes the best pancakes in the world
    i consume their pancakes every few weeks
    with their incredible pancakes comes the world's greatest coffee

    if you leave, if you do not renew, how in the world will you be capable of reminding me of a not so tall stack of pancakes?
    do yourself a favor & renew your posting license


    This is the best answer to anything, ever.
    shortstack, now you cant let us down... A diner in Iowa could go out of business because of you.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152

    haha chadwick. This thread is superb.

    When to you predict that a person will set foot on Mars? What will they do?

    pizza delivery - hello!
    you order pizza?

    by 2024 if not next week
    a person will set foot on mars

    i have compiled a through listing of all activities:
    hot tea w/ raw sugar & honey
    place a pizza order for delivery
    erect a swimming pool
    fire up the wok & stir fry the heck out of some stuff
    smash some smart mouthed teenager's phone
    bake thc cookies... eat thc cookies
    light spliff after spliff
    get online & look at bikini women
    get offline & flirt with whatever has a pulse
    write poetry
    lick rocks
    take a shower
    brush teeth
    sleep
    open drug kit & get ridiculous

    day 2:
    erect greenhouse
    hook up solar panels & watering systems
    plant seeds, seedlings, bushes, trees & sprouts
    take a break - try out grandma's water pipe

    things like this
    including intercourse
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    Nami said:

    chadwick said:

    imalive said:

    justin beiber has a shit ton of money, yet his tattoos are total crap. What's up with that?

    justin has a complex
    he is a soft, pampered little guy
    $$$$ is all over justin, in justin & he is made of $$$$
    therefore, he has the desire to give off the simple badass image

    he drag races, acts like a jerk & getting huffy with folks
    his teeny bopper pimple faced little shits believe justin to be a x street thug like $0.50
    justin's tattoos are actually painted on as he is not a fan of blood or anything uncomfortable

    beebs should be a slave on a viking longship where he can earn real tattoos
    noted.... but how would a young Chadwick act in the same position? i think if we were all that young with money in the spotlight we would commit similar actions no?.


    i've committed far worse & had $3 in my pocket
    beiber is a saint in comparison
    simple fact is he tries to hard to be liked
    tries to hard to be a little badass
    do not try, just be

    beebs is worn out... something like a inch worm diving under leaves & bushes the last six years as a tag-team of ravens on hallucinogenics stumbles around him not quite dialed in

    something like this

    good on him though for making young girls cry like he's the 5th beatle
    boohoo... justin (going crazy)

    dude needs to earn a few blisters in the next few weeks
    chopping/stacking firewood
    digging holes
    filling in said holes
    unstacking firewood/unchopping
    needs a job on a prison chain gang, yes/no?

    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 23,606
    chadwick said:

    imalive said:

    justin beiber has a shit ton of money, yet his tattoos are total crap. What's up with that?

    justin has a complex
    he is a soft, pampered little guy
    $$$$ is all over justin, in justin & he is made of $$$$
    therefore, he has the desire to give off the simple badass image

    he drag races, acts like a jerk & getting huffy with folks
    his teeny bopper pimple faced little shits believe justin to be a x street thug like $0.50
    justin's tattoos are actually painted on as he is not a fan of blood or anything uncomfortable

    beebs should be a slave on a viking longship where he can earn real tattoos
    you called 50 Cent $0.50. I'm laughing

    :))
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
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    Vancouver 11
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    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152
    well that is what the guy is called, no? - $0.50
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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