chad's opinion thread

Thirty Bills Unpaid · March 2014

Last-12-Exit said:
What advice would u give this aspiring model chad?

Hilarious.

rollings · March 2014

That is funny.........

but this one gets right to it......

chadwick · March 2014

i have two trashed knees & a bunk ass ankle or two
i am unstable on my legs, what do i do?

i dress up like a runway model & i fall on my big ass from time to time
but i look great crashing into the pavement

http://youtu.be/g3jOlQqDPzQ

Kimmiebyrom · March 2014

chadwick said:
nessie sank down deep, lowered her heart beat & oxygen intake, swam through a lengthy underwater cavern system where she found her way from the scottish highlands to southeast asia where she now dwells & misses her good friend dunkman.
nessie is in the cambodian freshwater lake tonle' sap which links to the sea by way of the tonle' sap river.

the tonle' sap is a ecological miracle as it changes flow direction twice annually. nessie now eats giant carp & often

Now that is the most reasonable explanation I've ever heard. Seriously. The wisdom of Chad abides.

F Me In The Brain · March 2014

Hi Chad,

If you were a stray dog running loose on the streets of Sochi that was adopted/kidnapped and brought to America by one of the Twittering Young Olympic Athletes from the USA which one of the TYOA would you hope to be taken by and what would your life be like a week after your arrival to your new home?

nj.com/olympics/index.ssf/2014/02/winter_olympics_us_athletes_adopting_the_sochi_strays_was_the_best_american_story_at_the_olympics_po.html

chadwick · March 2014

hilary knight badass hockey gal
http://olympicgirls.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/hilaryknightusoc100daysoutcelebration7z2pf1gznpql.jpg?w=474

gretchen bleile snowboarding
http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/56/1104041/full/gretchen-bleiler-athletes-photo-u1.jpg

jamie anderson snowboarding
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/X7EVaI7oPjKNSRE6xIfmZg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD01NjU7cT03NTt3PTUwMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2013-11-04/64a50e77-023b-4742-8334-3a1c38765bbf_tumblr_mdq4u9flil1qfa3s9o1_500.png

dear, f me in the brain

these three live together in a farm house in rural iowa & they do everything together as they're the bestest of friends.
they rescued me & here i am in iowa with them & all their friends. im a labrador retriever & i fetch up sticks, balls, bricks, shoes, underwears, knives, axes, tires, socket sets, hammers, pliers, vice grips, crowbars, underwears, gold medals, silver medals, bronze medals, bass, trout, snapping turtles, cattle, chickens, quail, pheasants, guitars, logs, gardening tools, snowboards, ice skates, hockey sticks, snowflakes, mittens, kittens, ribbons, cold beers, sacks of high quality grass, opiates, hot tea w/ honey, chili dogs w/ mustard, mongolian beef w/ crab rangoons, egg rolls, butterflies, flowers & poems

it's a lot of fun over here but i do miss my siberian playground

http://pt.upphotos.net/wallpapers/2013/06/Filhote-de-cachorro-Moda-Mulher-1050x1680.jpg

F Me In The Brain · March 2014

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My dog would fetch sacks of high quality grass as well. Too funny.

PJ_Soul · March 2014

chadwick said:
acid washed jeans definitely require backbacks moreso than fanny packs but if you must, a green fanny pack made of corduroy material

I really like this advice Smarchee. I will be expecting a photo.

Last-12-Exit · March 2014

Chad, have you heard of this new drug called crocodile or alligator? It's a combination of gasoline and codeine. People are shooting this in their arms and it basically makes their skin fall off. Wtf??

chadwick · March 2014

Last-12-Exit said:
Chad, have you heard of this new drug called crocodile or alligator? It's a combination of gasoline and codeine. People are shooting this in their arms and it basically makes their skin fall off. Wtf??

yes i have see this in a documentary
see the problem is a few things

people are idiots
people are easily bored
parents never stuck a boot up their stupid kid's ass

how bout not injecting gasoline-codeine?
how bout get yourself together & stop being an uneducated lump of flea & tick crap?
when you shoot up gasoline & codeine you are a brainless scaly serpent

goodluck, morons

F Me In The Brain · March 2014

Chad,
If you were sentenced to death for dealing Crocodile to schoolkids (which you would deserve!) and you had to choose a last meal, what would it be?

josevolution · March 2014

What do you think about people who fake tan themselves ..

chadwick · March 2014

fake tanning is out of order!
those men who fake tan should be thrown into nevada's mojave desert
then lathered in olive oil, vaseline, baby oil, tanning oil & gallons of crunchy peanut butter
tied to a common saltbush or joshua tree until uncomfortable

that takes 21 days
at least

women who fake tan should be used as slave labor on a viking longship
row the fucking ship or jump in the cold damn water & swim yourself to whatever shore you may find

fake tanning days are over!

chadwick · March 2014

pot brownies
pot cookies
mongolian beef w/ fried rice & crab rangoons
orange chicken w/ fried rice & pork egg rolls
opium plum cake

country ham & eggs (scrambled)
three bagels w/ cream cheese
one case of beer
three liters of vikingfjord vodka

good luck cleaning out my drawers after my guts go limp