chad's opinion thread

JonnyPistachio

haha chadwick. This thread is superb.

When to you predict that a person will set foot on Mars? What will they do?

chadwick

shortstack said:

my membership is up soon. should i bother renewing?

your screen name reminds me of pancakes piled not so high
there is a little mom & pop joint i frequent
that makes the best pancakes in the world
i consume their pancakes every few weeks
with their incredible pancakes comes the world's greatest coffee

if you leave, if you do not renew, how in the world will you be capable of reminding me of a not so tall stack of pancakes?
do yourself a favor & renew your posting license

chadwick

imalive said:

justin beiber has a shit ton of money, yet his tattoos are total crap. What's up with that?

justin has a complex
he is a soft, pampered little guy
$$$$ is all over justin, in justin & he is made of $$$$
therefore, he has the desire to give off the simple badass image

he drag races, acts like a jerk & getting huffy with folks
his teeny bopper pimple faced little shits believe justin to be a x street thug like $0.50
justin's tattoos are actually painted on as he is not a fan of blood or anything uncomfortable

beebs should be a slave on a viking longship where he can earn real tattoos

Thirty Bills Unpaid

chadwick said:

shortstack said:

my membership is up soon. should i bother renewing?

your screen name reminds me of pancakes piled not so high
there is a little mom & pop joint i frequent
that makes the best pancakes in the world
i consume their pancakes every few weeks
with their incredible pancakes comes the world's greatest coffee

if you leave, if you do not renew, how in the world will you be capable of reminding me of a not so tall stack of pancakes?
do yourself a favor & renew your posting license

)

I just hate it when the pancakes are piled not so high. And I thought I was the only one?

Nami

chadwick said:

imalive said:

justin beiber has a shit ton of money, yet his tattoos are total crap. What's up with that?

justin has a complex
he is a soft, pampered little guy
$$$$ is all over justin, in justin & he is made of $$$$
therefore, he has the desire to give off the simple badass image

he drag races, acts like a jerk & getting huffy with folks
his teeny bopper pimple faced little shits believe justin to be a x street thug like $0.50
justin's tattoos are actually painted on as he is not a fan of blood or anything uncomfortable

beebs should be a slave on a viking longship where he can earn real tattoos

noted.... but how would a young Chadwick act in the same position? i think if we were all that young with money in the spotlight we would commit similar actions no?.

JonnyPistachio

chadwick said:

shortstack said:

my membership is up soon. should i bother renewing?

your screen name reminds me of pancakes piled not so high
there is a little mom & pop joint i frequent
that makes the best pancakes in the world
i consume their pancakes every few weeks
with their incredible pancakes comes the world's greatest coffee

if you leave, if you do not renew, how in the world will you be capable of reminding me of a not so tall stack of pancakes?
do yourself a favor & renew your posting license

This is the best answer to anything, ever.
shortstack, now you cant let us down... A diner in Iowa could go out of business because of you.

chadwick

JonnyPistachio said:

haha chadwick. This thread is superb.

When to you predict that a person will set foot on Mars? What will they do?

pizza delivery - hello!
you order pizza?

by 2024 if not next week
a person will set foot on mars

i have compiled a through listing of all activities:
hot tea w/ raw sugar & honey
place a pizza order for delivery
erect a swimming pool
fire up the wok & stir fry the heck out of some stuff
smash some smart mouthed teenager's phone
bake thc cookies... eat thc cookies
light spliff after spliff
get online & look at bikini women
get offline & flirt with whatever has a pulse
write poetry
lick rocks
take a shower
brush teeth
sleep
open drug kit & get ridiculous

day 2:
erect greenhouse
hook up solar panels & watering systems
plant seeds, seedlings, bushes, trees & sprouts
take a break - try out grandma's water pipe

things like this
including intercourse

chadwick

Nami said:

chadwick said:

imalive said:

justin beiber has a shit ton of money, yet his tattoos are total crap. What's up with that?

justin has a complex
he is a soft, pampered little guy
$$$$ is all over justin, in justin & he is made of $$$$
therefore, he has the desire to give off the simple badass image

he drag races, acts like a jerk & getting huffy with folks
his teeny bopper pimple faced little shits believe justin to be a x street thug like $0.50
justin's tattoos are actually painted on as he is not a fan of blood or anything uncomfortable

beebs should be a slave on a viking longship where he can earn real tattoos

noted.... but how would a young Chadwick act in the same position? i think if we were all that young with money in the spotlight we would commit similar actions no?.

i've committed far worse & had $3 in my pocket
beiber is a saint in comparison
simple fact is he tries to hard to be liked
tries to hard to be a little badass
do not try, just be

beebs is worn out... something like a inch worm diving under leaves & bushes the last six years as a tag-team of ravens on hallucinogenics stumbles around him not quite dialed in

something like this

good on him though for making young girls cry like he's the 5th beatle
boohoo... justin (going crazy)

dude needs to earn a few blisters in the next few weeks
chopping/stacking firewood
digging holes
filling in said holes
unstacking firewood/unchopping
needs a job on a prison chain gang, yes/no?

Wobbie

chadwick said:

imalive said:

justin beiber has a shit ton of money, yet his tattoos are total crap. What's up with that?

justin has a complex
he is a soft, pampered little guy
$$$$ is all over justin, in justin & he is made of $$$$
therefore, he has the desire to give off the simple badass image

he drag races, acts like a jerk & getting huffy with folks
his teeny bopper pimple faced little shits believe justin to be a x street thug like $0.50
justin's tattoos are actually painted on as he is not a fan of blood or anything uncomfortable

beebs should be a slave on a viking longship where he can earn real tattoos

you called 50 Cent $0.50. I'm laughing

)

chadwick

well that is what the guy is called, no? - $0.50

oysterjar

dude needs to earn a few blisters in the next few weeks
chopping/stacking firewood
digging holes
filling in said holes
unstacking firewood/unchopping
needs a job on a prison chain gang, yes/no?



If this was facebook your response would be on the news. Unchopping wood? Best punishment ever.

Thirty Bills Unpaid

Chad,

What went through your mind when this event occurred for you back in the little league days?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Little-Boy-On-Baseball-Bat-Fail.gif

F Me In The Brain

I love this thread.

Chad, do you have any people in your everyday (real) life who are fortunate enough to gain this tremendous wisdom about licking rocks, unchopping wood and the like?

chadwick

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

Chad,

What went through your mind when this event occurred for you back in the little league days?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Little-Boy-On-Baseball-Bat-Fail.gif

http://youtu.be/RnGu3xO2h74
balancing chemical equations

http://youtu.be/gbT_XoSIlEo
balancing cube

http://youtu.be/EtOrcKw6wso
balancing acid

http://youtu.be/Yuxe_sIAXZc
balancing ceiling fans

http://youtu.be/qahv5Bu-4R0
balancing peacock feather

http://youtu.be/nyJLkgRshdg
balancing tires yourself in the comfort of your home

http://youtu.be/sIVknnUvBC4
balancing your checking account

http://youtu.be/7hVKb4ROjZw
balancing double replacement reaction

http://youtu.be/uptSbW0Cwl8
balancing eagle

http://youtu.be/mP1kM9JrVsk
she likes the magic worm

http://youtu.be/ugvC-dR9KpY
balancing electric & magnetic forces

http://youtu.be/WZBoXKVBaFw
& finally... balancing jack daniels while playing guitar

as you can see, i studied a lot of balancing from an early age. somehow though i could not balance myself on a baseball bat. shoulda been drunk on whiskey then broke out the balancing act baseball bat

Wobbie

if we still had an applauding smilie (of course, we do not :fp:), I would lay one on chadwick. he's puts his heart and soul into these answers.

chadwick

F Me In The Brain said:

I love this thread.

Chad, do you have any people in your everyday (real) life who are fortunate enough to gain this tremendous wisdom about licking rocks, unchopping wood and the like?

97.2% of all people in my eye to eye life i want to throw knives at. as a society, even where i live believe it or not, there are idiots, bullshiters, half assed candy ass cry babies, out of control meth freaks, out of order opposites of a champion, dickheads, macho big ass bags of crap, nonartists, litterbugs, cigarette flicking whatnot-suckers, ps4/xbox couch potatoe gardeners, quit when it gets uncomfortable types, noncomedians who think they are a riot or richard pryor, environmentalists are few & far between, meth head strippers run the joint, the pawn shop show on tv should be hung, i am sorry your $80,000 luxury suv is dirty again this week, we all have or are going to get cancer in the breast, head, neck, throat, testicles, bunghole, liver, kidneys, lungs, fingers or toes... or maybe the eyeballs

thank you, everyone, for not giving a fuck about each other & for not trying harder at a lot of stuff

unchopping wood... probably the most overlooked & underrated line of discipline there is
underachieving hurts everyone

goodnight & be well
try harder tomorrow

Thirty Bills Unpaid

imalive said:

if we still had an applauding smilie (of course, we do not :fp:), I would lay one on chadwick. he's puts his heart and soul into these answers.

Agreed.

I mean come on... look at the detailed response he offered for his batting mishap.

On that note, man did a lot of things go through his head as he lost his balance there.

Last-12-Exit

Chad, I've been reading your opinions and rants on hundreds of different subjects on the train and here for a few years now. But I don't think I've ever seen you post anything about Pearl Jam. So, 1) what are your top 5 PJ songs? 2) What are your top 3 PJ records? And 3) What kind of salad dressing do you prefer?

shortstack

JonnyPistachio said:

chadwick said:

shortstack said:

my membership is up soon. should i bother renewing?

your screen name reminds me of pancakes piled not so high
there is a little mom & pop joint i frequent
that makes the best pancakes in the world
i consume their pancakes every few weeks
with their incredible pancakes comes the world's greatest coffee

if you leave, if you do not renew, how in the world will you be capable of reminding me of a not so tall stack of pancakes?
do yourself a favor & renew your posting license

This is the best answer to anything, ever.
shortstack, now you cant let us down... A diner in Iowa could go out of business because of you.

best answer, evR

i like the username pancakes piled not so high better than shortstack. i wonder if kat would change it for me.

Nami

lol chaingang yes.. i think all kids nowadays needs to learn the hard life lessons... like diggin holes, chopping wood, etc.

spoiled brats man...

you see the kid suing her parents for school and living needs after being kicked out of their house?... how and why in the world is the court system entertaining this BS? waste of money... all media driven i guess..nice 15mins of fame for that family.