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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    if you climb & climb & struggle climbing, (sometimes falling backwards) up the mountain of life, where are you & what have you done? -

    - you are here climbing in yourself & you've lived
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,331
    Chad,

    A few questions:

    1) What is your preferred footwear?
    2) How many days should a pair of jeans be worn before washing?
    3) If you were to get a small, companion animal, what would it be?
    4) Straight choice -- watch an episode of Jersey Shore or jam an icepick down your urethra?

    Thank you in advance.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited February 2014
    F Me In The Brain said:

    Chad,

    A few questions:

    1) What is your preferred footwear?
    2) How many days should a pair of jeans be worn before washing?
    3) If you were to get a small, companion animal, what would it be?
    4) Straight choice -- watch an episode of Jersey Shore or jam an icepick down your urethra?

    Thank you in advance.

    4) jersey shore should be set on fire while icepicks are put down urethras of all on the show (even the short drunk)
    2) three days is ok. the fourth day is washing day unless one is working a difficult job or camping. fishermen wear one pair of jeans all year 'round.
    1) redwing boots
    2) i mean 3) i would enjoy the company of & i know he/she would enjoy my company... a small baby sasquatch would be ideal. if not a small baby sasquatch living in my closet then i guess i'd enjoy a nightcrawler or ant farm... i'd let the ants out of their pen though & they'd live in my kitchen where i feed them cracker crumbs & pork tenderloins .... my ants eat meat
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Hey Chadwick, do you think we will have a woman president in the good old US of A before sasquatches become everyday household pets?
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited March 2014
    JonnyPistachio said:

    Hey Chadwick, do you think we will have a woman president in the good old US of A before sasquatches become everyday household pets?

    through my years of research it shows the government already knows for a fact that sasquatch exist. this country & canada has billions of dollars a year in revenue with logging. think about this for a second, please.

    "my future wife will be the president of the united states" - chadwick


    http://www.gcbro.com/CAnf001.html
    this may not be Leif Erikson's (son of erik the red) official diary page but you get the point

    it is also a fact leif erikson was the first european to set foot on north america not columbus.

    http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/?pid=75223
    year 986
    october 9th... celebrate or cry. either way columbus is a fricking bullshit artist
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,331
    How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • backseatLover12backseatLover12 Posts: 2,312
    Speaking of Sasquatch, and I know you believe in it, how about the theory that they come from outer space?

  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,968
    chadwick said:

    F Me In The Brain said:

    Chad,

    A few questions:

    1) What is your preferred footwear?
    2) How many days should a pair of jeans be worn before washing?
    3) If you were to get a small, companion animal, what would it be?
    4) Straight choice -- watch an episode of Jersey Shore or jam an icepick down your urethra?

    Thank you in advance.

    4) jersey shore should be set on fire while icepicks are put down urethras of all on the show (even the short drunk)
    2) three days is ok. the fourth day is washing day unless one is working a difficult job or camping. fishermen wear one pair of jeans all year 'round.
    1) redwing boots
    2) i mean 3) i would enjoy the company of & i know he/she would enjoy my company... a small baby sasquatch would be ideal. if not a small baby sasquatch living in my closet then i guess i'd enjoy a nightcrawler or ant farm... i'd let the ants out of their pen though & they'd live in my kitchen where i feed them cracker crumbs & pork tenderloins .... my ants eat meat
    I know this isn't my advice thread or anything, but: http://abcnews.go.com/US/canadian-student-josh-le-year-washing-jeans/story?id=12722442
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,228
    chadwick said:

    imalive said:

    what are your thoughts on

    a) twitter

    b) facebook

    twitter is a stupid frickin name & is for bubble gum teeny boppers who follow beebs or new edition

    facebook is for just that... you go to a library & smash your face into as many books as you can before passing out from blood loss. it's what is hip today
    I knew I could count on you for the TRUTH

    Hear that, 81?......twitter is for fucking teeny boppers!!!

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    F Me In The Brain said:

    How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

    they may have a aid
    they may go by feel
    they may go by smell
    they may use a garden hose afterwards
    they may ask a friend for their visual
    they may not care & go as is

    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Bronx BombersBronx Bombers Posts: 2,208
    What do you think of beard transplants?

    http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/style/Now-you-can-get-that-beard-transplant-youve-always-wanted.html
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    backseatLover12 said:

    Speaking of Sasquatch, and I know you believe in it, how about the theory that they come from outer space?

    there is a pretty large & growing list compiled on folks who report seeing odd flying objects with lights & your usual run of the mill ufo stuff. directly after seeing these crafts folks say they saw sasquatch. these are people out in rural areas & in the woods.

    that's a pretty good night when you see a ufo & a sasquatch within minutes of each others.

    i do not have any evidence to say these ppl are out of their minds. i've saw some odd stuff up there at night doing manuvers no man made aircraft could even remotely attempt. the sasquatch stuff is all around as tens of thousands of people have witnessed something unbelievable & massive. there are a ton of great reports out there. pretty neat stuff

    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    pj_soul

    that dude stinks like a well seasoned walking landfill
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Bronx Bombers said:

    What do you think of beard transplants?

    http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/style/Now-you-can-get-that-beard-transplant-youve-always-wanted.html

    a beard transplant doctor should be thrown off a cliff

    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,228
    chadwick said:


    2) i mean 3) i would enjoy the company of & i know he/she would enjoy my company... a small baby sasquatch would be ideal. if not a small baby sasquatch living in my closet then i guess i'd enjoy a nightcrawler or ant farm... i'd let the ants out of their pen though & they'd live in my kitchen where i feed them cracker crumbs & pork tenderloins .... my ants eat meat


    not a gerbil??


    @-)
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    imalive said:

    chadwick said:


    2) i mean 3) i would enjoy the company of & i know he/she would enjoy my company... a small baby sasquatch would be ideal. if not a small baby sasquatch living in my closet then i guess i'd enjoy a nightcrawler or ant farm... i'd let the ants out of their pen though & they'd live in my kitchen where i feed them cracker crumbs & pork tenderloins .... my ants eat meat


    not a gerbil??


    @-)
    right, not a hamster
    although i hear hedgehogs, shrews, moles & capybaras are wonderful little friends
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Yo chad, please tell this guy what's he's doing wrong in life.....


    image
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited February 2014
    Last-12-Exit said:

    Yo chad, please tell this guy what's he's doing wrong in life.....

    image

    simple... his underwear are bullshit
    even his jeans don't wanna be near his underwear

    another problem he has with his life is he's wearing his ballcap style hat backwards. that is not ever a good idea even when shooting a gun & wearing ear protection
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,331
    :))
    Best thread in a while!

    Chad,

    Ben Franklin famously derided the choice of the Bald Eagle for the US Seal; pointing out that the Turkey would be a much more logical choice.
    We know he failed in this effort.

    What are your Top 5 uses for the beloved Turkey?

    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    http://www.layers-of-learning.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/presidential-seal-turkey.jpgimage


    top 5 uses for the beloved turkey

    5) lifeguard surfing turkeys

    http://www.ymcahonolulu.org/emails/images/November_2009/turkey_swim.gifimage

    4) turkey is a country

    http://www.wordtravels.com/images/map/Turkey_map.jpgimage

    3) some turkeys smoke & when they do, you eat them & love it

    http://search.chow.com/thumbnail/480/0/www.chowstatic.com/assets/2010/11/29034_smoked_turkey_620.jpgimage

    2) wild turkey have the ability to frig your world up

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0dVvOmSu16U/TwA8c-c2NBI/AAAAAAAACzY/kBLxKkIJlOg/s1600/image010-739488.jpgimage

    1) metal turkeys are strong

    image
    http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ia/IAAMEturkey_diesslin.jpg
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,331
    Hahaha. Wild Turkey - a rare breed!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    that was funny. great question, excellent response!
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    edited February 2014
    Chad,

    There have been no reports of any Loch Ness monster sightings for 2013, causing some people to wonder if Nessie passed away last year. Do you think this is true?
    ELITIST FUK
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited February 2014
    nessie sank down deep, lowered her heart beat & oxygen intake, swam through a lengthy underwater cavern system where she found her way from the scottish highlands to southeast asia where she now dwells & misses her good friend dunkman.
    nessie is in the cambodian freshwater lake tonle' sap which links to the sea by way of the tonle' sap river.

    the tonle' sap is a ecological miracle as it changes flow direction twice annually. nessie now eats giant carp & often
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Chad,

    what is your opinion on men who drive pink cars, wear pink clothing, and/or play pink guitars?

    Thank you in advance for your opinion,

    rollings
  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    Chad, which fanny pack should I wear with my acid wash jeans?
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited March 2014
    men wearing pink, driving pink, playing pink pipe organs, pink pianos, pink upright bass, pink horns, pink cellos & harps, pink riding bikes w/ flowery baskets or old people 3 wheeled bikes, pink flutes, pink drum kits, pink violins, pink harmonicas, pink water bottles for drinking beer, pink dulcimers, pink fuzzy amps, pink fuzzy dice hang rear view mirror ford granada pink zebra striped on orange, pink meat, pink beards & pink feather boas

    all these men would be navy seal candidates
    they may flunk out of the difficult training but were chosen to try
    use pink ironing boards, chicks dig it
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    acid washed jeans definitely require backbacks moreso than fanny packs but if you must, a green fanny pack made of corduroy material
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Chad, what do you think of birthday parties and am I too old to throw myself one?
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited March 2014
    birthday bashes... one is never too old for a good old fashioned cake & ice cream smorgasbord

    http://www.dadalife.com/wp-content/uploads/cake-and-ice-cream.jpgimage
    here we have birthday girl, gertrude
    gertrude is 89 years old & loving it!


    http://totallylaurenamber.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Ice-Cream-Shoppe-Bday-Buffet-display.jpgimage

    here is gertrude's smorgasbord that the senior housing association provided for her & all her pals down at the community center

    http://www.donteverlookback.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/icecream.jpgimage

    after the birthday smash
    they settled down & did some knitting, crocheting & tatting
    http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4c/89/bf/4c89bf45fe4776c7d00d84d708458f68.jpgimage
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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