Creative cursing, swearing - all for fun

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  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,650
    Listen here, Mr. or Ms. sh*t-your-drawers-all-day-long-at-work-and-then-at-the-train-station-too..

    if I wanted any brown crap from you, I'd wipe it off your refrigerator door handle. or television set. or your whatever collection

    goodnight now,

    I SAID GOODNIGHT NOW,

    P.S. your oven mitts are shitty



    How's the view from the fence?
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,650
    homo genius
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  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 1,693
    You ravenous Pudding Knuckle! The amount of time I would have to invest to get you to understand the ABC's of creative cursing is an unfathomable quantum leap.

    You spaghetti hammer.
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,650
    evsgjamm said:

    You ravenous Pudding Knuckle! The amount of time I would have to invest to get you to understand the ABC's of creative cursing is an unfathomable quantum leap.

    You spaghetti hammer.

    I am crying because you are so right. ravenous pudding knuckle . I fathomenly vehemonently cave. how'd you freakin know is all I ask as I crawl away, you pumpernickel toiletpaper wannabe toad smeller
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  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 1,693
    TOAD SMELLER!!!!

    I can't even begin to donkey puke on your ear ya hella smella planetary yella fella.

    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,650
    you cant even begin? you mean, you can't even, not really?
    that's what I thought, hog sloth. that's right,
    beat em off, slow pee and bed whiz
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  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 1,693
    bed whiz!!!!!

    You flat-faced owl.

    You fish-eyed flamingo.

    You old poop stain.

    Eat a fly-infested macaroni salad ya strung-out pug. I've seen sturgeon quicker than you, ya pickly-minded sub-particulate skunk scum. Your back hair is worth more than your bank account ya bare-balled goat head.. ya turkey-necked toe jammin whale blubbin pork spore. Take a bath!

    :)
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,650
    my mother didn't raise me to be no pork spore, i can tell you that much, embroidered bumpy pile munch
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  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 1,693
    you Towel faced slug, how dare we bring the mothers into this amputated conversation of the shit mites. I've got more vitamin C than you do, ya scurvy boned tooth decayed mud flap.
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,650
    edited March 2016
    ....beats a toilet-paper encrusted face and nose that you then have to scrape off using your shitty and ugly spatula.
    that's right. your shitty and ugly spatula has gas and is covered in toilet paper from your :punch: face
    Post edited by rollings on
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  • PapPap Serres, GreecePosts: 16,638
    You're more mixed-up than a feather in a whirlwind. ~ Foghorn Leghorn
    Ooh, yeah! All right!
    Were [Pearl] jammin
    I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
    Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
    And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.


    Sep 30, 2006 - OAKA Sports Hall - Athens, Greece
    Jul 11, 2014 - Milton Keynes Bowl - Milton Keynes, UK
  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 1,693
    My butt smells better than your face ya butt head. And I'll mix you up like a lemonade stand ya frog-faced phlegm-eater.
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 1,693
    You Creationist trout hole blasters! Swear unto you in this dire time of needed gaping pleasures!! you must undo yourselves into the skies of strife and trouble! Your gator faced uncle is snoozing under a blanketed steaming pile of shoe laces and face packs. Take a nail and shove it under your bedside table! You curtain dump! Youuuuu tickle trunks!!! YOUUUU flipper skunks!!!!
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
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