Funniest Things eddie has said

drivingrl · December 2005

BinFrog wrote:

"Look at all the fucking tans. They could make a nice couch out of you guys"

That one gets the gold medal.

angryyoungman · December 2005

a5pj wrote:

you can't forget the "play leash you pussies" rant in the garden. I won't retype it because there's probably children on here

you said "pussies" already, so the children already have been tarnished. well here's the rest:
ed respone (responding to sign saying "play leash you pussies"): "you know, there's fucking children here. you cocksucking, motherfucking, asshole prick" there i said it

ACCBootlegGoddess · December 2005

I have a couple

Oct 2000 Montreal - Introducing Stone (who was wearing his trademark cowboy hat and plaid pants) "That hat, those pants...ya I'd fuck him!"

The 03 tour, I don't recall what show it was at....anyone remember the fuck rant. "fuck is such a great fuckin word" etc.

Light_years · December 2005

My hotel room window looks out at something. I don't know what it's called, a big tower in the middle of the city. It makes me homesick because we have one, too. It's comforting to know that our big cities have something in common: They are both sporting rather large erections

We might sound like who knows, good charlotte or something, o there good it just sounds like...sounds like... tastes like a popsicle that has been stuck upsomebodys ass, but htats my opinion, hey some people are into that, who am i to say

To put it in persepective just to take a piss in the spectrum was very important to us. And to take a shit backstage in the spectrum prolly woulda been the ultimate, but it bordered the line of disrespect.

then the dr. j story to follow is classic

imissyoualways · December 2005

"HEEEELLLLLO tom come down tom....."

from gorge '05, mabye not as funny as the dublin one, but always makes me laugh when i think about it

Drewgimpy · December 2005

Joey wrote:

The second night of the Irvine show 02 " If these shows were twins you'd be the ugly one"

I went to the first show with one of my brothers and the next night (the second show) one of our other brothers went and told us he said that. We had a good laugh over that to. The first show rocked. Although I got my brother so screwed up he was in a daze for half the show, so I bought him the bootleg to make up for it.

AliSalles · December 2005

mccrisp wrote:

Buffalo Show:
"this is my friend bill gates, note the size of his penis."

This is when he brought out that bill gates mask and places it on the mic stand

GREAT! HAHAHAH

Cannabis · December 2005

that last album they put out was pretty funny...

imspinnin · December 2005

how Celine Dion doesn't spit....she swallows...anyone? anyone? I f*ckin' laughed when he came out with that!! July 03

casper leblanc · December 2005

Well, since I've never seen PJ live - yes, I'm one of those - I'm gonna pick a classic from SVT, which in my opinion is just about the funniest thing Ed has ever said:

"Oh, Stone was the problem. It was Stone."

That dry line and the look on the man's face makes this a classic quote.

||Release_Me|| · December 2005

"Power to the people man.... The real people, the people that work, not the people that sit in their towers, and try to run the whole thing, thinking that we're too stupid to notice what they're doing! They get us in our little holes, and our boxes, and our cages and they show us American Idol and American Gladiators and American .... blowjob, buttfuck, whatever. And everyone watches with baited breath. Oh, who's going to get a blowjob tonight? What American's going to get a blowjob tonight? When in reality, you could be getting one yourself instead of watching the fucking TV, I don't know. I digress. I'm going to get a guitar."

East Troy, June 21st 2003

guildenstern · December 2005

Eraserhead wrote:

From Boise, Idaho, 2000.

Someone called Ben gets onstage and Eddie asks who he is. He replies "I'm Ben and I'm from Utah". Eddie replies "Uhhh, he's from Utah" and nods at security to get him off the stage.

Well I thought it was funny.

can't stop laughing!

Sugar Ray · December 2005

Where they brought up a young girl , like 8 or something, and they were talking about how she had school in the morning and that they should probably knock off for the night so she wouldn't be tired the next morning... then Eddie says "FUCK SCHOOL..." then he turns around and says something like "shit, I just said Fuck"

Can't remember which stop that was during the Canadian tour but it had me laughin my ass off.

Cheers,

R3

darthvedder88 · December 2005

Eddie is such a funny guy!!!

krayzie40 · December 2005

these are some good ones! this is from the show i went to in Vancouver. May 30,2003

eddie: theres a joke we have down in seattle..and ahh... its goes something like ahh....have you ever noticed that canada is kinda like your grandmas attic..ahhh thats right..ahh....you never go there and when you do.. you say...what the fuck is all this shit

pretty funny times

sesame · January 2006

pearljammonkey wrote:

that interview in Denmark -
ED - we love the Dutch people - Interviewer - actually thats Holland
Jeff - weve been reading about Spain and stuff and we treat it like a bullfight out there
very heavily hemmingway-inspired hehe

then they start miming and shit when the interviewer turns to translate for the camera

also - Ed - "if we fuck it up, it wont be the first time" prior to fucking up I Am Mine (Brisbane1 '03)

another Brisbane1 '03 - after some guy yelled "SET UP!"
"this guy said shutup, fuck you! ... start a band, play for 10 years, then meet up with these guys, then play another 10 years then get the microphone and then YOU say something but right now shut the fuck up!"

The first time I saw them in Brisbane (before 03) Eddie said (paraphrasing) "So we were out surfing, and there were these stingers. So like, I got to do to Stone what I've wanted to do for a long time, and that's piss on him!"

VEDHEAD27 · January 2006

Love this thread and all threads like it. This man is waaaay too hilarious.

I just found this one recently, TOO funny....

Maui 98 (talking about opening band, Mudhoney)

ED : "And we just asked them if we could be part of their four-way marriage to get it up to eight. Any other men who wanna be out there in this legal, same-sex-marriage state - anybody else wanna be married to us? (a few cheers) Come on! Come on, boys, you get to fuck me... (pauses) Or, or then again, I get to fuck YOU..."

Stone: "On that note..." (plays intro to Black)

:eek:

@$#

Oooh man. That one literally made me laugh out loud in the work place. ...like so many others on this thread.

Keep em coming!

totaledhead wrote:

read my sig, the one bout stone

~P@M~

HA. HELL YES!! I've always loved that one.

chiquimonkey · January 2006

oh man i've been dying here reading these! i saw pinkpop last nite and was cracking up at the interview!

one 'eddism' that i remember was from the VFC reading show in 2004, i found the quote at fivehorizons, in regards to voting:

"Anybody who is undecided, if you think about it, being undecided is really dangerous, and I have a perfect example: people with mullets. That's indecision. "Do I want it short? Do I want it long? I just can't take a stand.'"

VEDHEAD27 · January 2006

chiquimonkey wrote:

"Anybody who is undecided, if you think about it, being undecided is really dangerous, and I have a perfect example: people with mullets. That's indecision. "Do I want it short? Do I want it long? I just can't take a stand.'"

LOL!!?!!!!!!! OMG that's a GREAT one. LOVE it B!

I know this thread is too much!! Gotta keep it going.

I'll throw a little one in the mix for now...

ED during Evenflow -Noblesville, IN '03:

"... looking through the papers though he doesn't know to read ... dumb fuck."

hahaha!!!

The man is a frickin RIOT!

Wallawallapj · January 2006

When Ed was playing DJ and he opens the show, he thinks of about 30 things that start with MW, and as he rolls through some obvious ones (Mike Watt), he gets to "Morning Wood"...heh, heh....Ed said Wood!

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