Funniest Things eddie has said

moho

How abouts everyone posts the funniest things or most interesting things eddie or other members of PJ have said.

Mines a long story he told at their gig in the point theatre, Ireland in june 2000
Take the time to read it its funny in the end, well i think it is anyway.

“So back in Seattle I was… I was tellin’ this friend a story and eh… It was about a… Do you wana hear It? I could tell not ya. Actually it’s a story about telling the story and it went something like this. I was talking about a farmer and his son and his horse and one day the horse ran away and joined these other wild horses…And now its just him and the son plowing the fields and it was going really slow and all the neighbours said, you know, ‘God that’s really fuckin’-fucked up that your horse ran away with those horses,its really too bad, I feel bad for you’. And he’s like…eh…you know… ‘whatever’.And then eh.. then the horse comes back with all the other wild horses, so now he comes back, now he’s got six horses right? So all the neighbours say ‘God that-that’s really great, like, now you have six horses like you don.t have any now you have six and that’s really great’. He goes ‘ah, whatever’. And eh… then eh… The horse is training one of the sons… the… eh… the… the son is training the horse and he falls off and the son breaks his leg up to his hip. So all the friends say ‘Oh man this is a really bad turn of events. Now your son’s all fucked up’. And he’s like, ‘whatever’. And then a war breaks out, you know, on the other side of the country, they get all the, all the sons to go fight in the war but this son doesn’t have to go because his leg is broke you see? And eh… So the… the neighbours say, you know, ‘God that’s… That’s great your son doesn’t have to go’ and he’s just like, ‘whatever’. So anyways its at this point where I was telling the story the eh… my… my friend says eh… ‘What’s the point?’ And I said ‘Oh it’s this really graet place to play in Dublin!’

flynnie821

...'in rock & roll, i should be able to do whatever i want -- run around with a dildo on my head'... eddie-from rolling stone may 29, 2003.

brokenarrow

flynnie821 wrote:

...'in rock & roll, i should be able to do whatever i want -- run around with a dildo on my head'... eddie-from rolling stone may 29, 2003.

LOL!! I never read that before!

deadmosquito

as pointed out so many times before....


the whole mosquito-bite tits/ shitting on girls heads thing from hershey 03. my first pj concert and made even more memorable by that. get this boot if you don't have it:)

mccrisp

Buffalo Show:
"this is my friend bill gates, note the size of his penis."

This is when he brought out that bill gates mask and places it on the mic stand

Joey

The second night of the Irvine show 02 " If these shows were twins you'd be the ugly one"

Dick Jones

moho wrote:

How abouts everyone posts the funniest things or most interesting things eddie or other members of PJ have said.

Mines a long story he told at their gig in the point theatre, Ireland in june 2000
Take the time to read it its funny in the end, well i think it is anyway.

“So back in Seattle I was… I was tellin’ this friend a story and eh… It was about a… Do you wana hear It? I could tell not ya. Actually it’s a story about telling the story and it went something like this. I was talking about a farmer and his son and his horse and one day the horse ran away and joined these other wild horses…And now its just him and the son plowing the fields and it was going really slow and all the neighbours said, you know, ‘God that’s really fuckin’-fucked up that your horse ran away with those horses,its really too bad, I feel bad for you’. And he’s like…eh…you know… ‘whatever’.And then eh.. then the horse comes back with all the other wild horses, so now he comes back, now he’s got six horses right? So all the neighbours say ‘God that-that’s really great, like, now you have six horses like you don.t have any now you have six and that’s really great’. He goes ‘ah, whatever’. And eh… then eh… The horse is training one of the sons… the… eh… the… the son is training the horse and he falls off and the son breaks his leg up to his hip. So all the friends say ‘Oh man this is a really bad turn of events. Now your son’s all fucked up’. And he’s like, ‘whatever’. And then a war breaks out, you know, on the other side of the country, they get all the, all the sons to go fight in the war but this son doesn’t have to go because his leg is broke you see? And eh… So the… the neighbours say, you know, ‘God that’s… That’s great your son doesn’t have to go’ and he’s just like, ‘whatever’. So anyways its at this point where I was telling the story the eh… my… my friend says eh… ‘What’s the point?’ And I said ‘Oh it’s this really graet place to play in Dublin!’

Funny thing, I showed a friend this, and he loved it. I think that kind of made him appreciate Ed and the boys a little more. Now he is fascinated with the quarters incident.

Hitch-Hiker

moho wrote:

How abouts everyone posts the funniest things or most interesting things eddie or other members of PJ have said.

Mines a long story he told at their gig in the point theatre, Ireland in june 2000
Take the time to read it its funny in the end, well i think it is anyway.

“So back in Seattle I was… I was tellin’ this friend a story and eh… It was about a… Do you wana hear It? I could tell not ya. Actually it’s a story about telling the story and it went something like this. I was talking about a farmer and his son and his horse and one day the horse ran away and joined these other wild horses…And now its just him and the son plowing the fields and it was going really slow and all the neighbours said, you know, ‘God that’s really fuckin’-fucked up that your horse ran away with those horses,its really too bad, I feel bad for you’. And he’s like…eh…you know… ‘whatever’.And then eh.. then the horse comes back with all the other wild horses, so now he comes back, now he’s got six horses right? So all the neighbours say ‘God that-that’s really great, like, now you have six horses like you don.t have any now you have six and that’s really great’. He goes ‘ah, whatever’. And eh… then eh… The horse is training one of the sons… the… eh… the… the son is training the horse and he falls off and the son breaks his leg up to his hip. So all the friends say ‘Oh man this is a really bad turn of events. Now your son’s all fucked up’. And he’s like, ‘whatever’. And then a war breaks out, you know, on the other side of the country, they get all the, all the sons to go fight in the war but this son doesn’t have to go because his leg is broke you see? And eh… So the… the neighbours say, you know, ‘God that’s… That’s great your son doesn’t have to go’ and he’s just like, ‘whatever’. So anyways its at this point where I was telling the story the eh… my… my friend says eh… ‘What’s the point?’ And I said ‘Oh it’s this really graet place to play in Dublin!’

Wierd, I just stumbled across that when I was surfin the other day. Man I wish I was there.I only started listening to Pj literally about a week after that show.

FinsburyParkCarrots

I was at the ULU gig in London way back in 1992. The lightman or soundman (I can't remember) had his leg in a cast. Ed explained it was because the bloke had been "fucking Prince Charles and he broke his leg in three places. Chuck's a wild guy."

Pearl Jam and toast

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

I was at the ULU gig in London way back in 1992. The lightman or soundman (I can't remember) had his leg in a cast. Ed explained it was because the bloke had been "fucking Prince Charles and he broke his leg in three places. Chuck's a wild guy."

Do you have prince albert in a can?....

well you better let him out!



no thats not ed.. hmm ed...

the whole NW rant from a show in 1995 ...its long you really have to hear it..

[1995-03-17]
[flinders park tennis centre]
[australia.victoria.melbourne]

thats the show.. the sky i scrape doesn't have the mp3s though.. go to http://www.pearljamlive.com its a great show too

Innocent_Bystander

"I am a donut"

Pearl Jam and toast

Innocent_Bystander wrote:

"I am a donut"

i learned (in german class no less) that thats not a literal translation.

ich bin ein berliner

i am a berliner.

a berliner is a type of donut

darthvedder88

"Me and Jeff, are going to go to the front gate, and when you guys exit we're gonna beat the shit outta every barefoot perso here!!!"

a.k.a the shoe incident

Ms. Haiku

moho wrote:

How abouts everyone posts the funniest things or most interesting things eddie or other members of PJ have said.

Mines a long story he told at their gig in the point theatre, Ireland in june 2000
Take the time to read it its funny in the end, well i think it is anyway.

“So back in Seattle I was… I was tellin’ this friend a story and eh… It was about a… Do you wana hear It? I could tell not ya. Actually it’s a story about telling the story and it went something like this. I was talking about a farmer and his son and his horse and one day the horse ran away and joined these other wild horses…And now its just him and the son plowing the fields and it was going really slow and all the neighbours said, you know, ‘God that’s really fuckin’-fucked up that your horse ran away with those horses,its really too bad, I feel bad for you’. And he’s like…eh…you know… ‘whatever’.And then eh.. then the horse comes back with all the other wild horses, so now he comes back, now he’s got six horses right? So all the neighbours say ‘God that-that’s really great, like, now you have six horses like you don.t have any now you have six and that’s really great’. He goes ‘ah, whatever’. And eh… then eh… The horse is training one of the sons… the… eh… the… the son is training the horse and he falls off and the son breaks his leg up to his hip. So all the friends say ‘Oh man this is a really bad turn of events. Now your son’s all fucked up’. And he’s like, ‘whatever’. And then a war breaks out, you know, on the other side of the country, they get all the, all the sons to go fight in the war but this son doesn’t have to go because his leg is broke you see? And eh… So the… the neighbours say, you know, ‘God that’s… That’s great your son doesn’t have to go’ and he’s just like, ‘whatever’. So anyways its at this point where I was telling the story the eh… my… my friend says eh… ‘What’s the point?’ And I said ‘Oh it’s this really graet place to play in Dublin!’

I just read a children's book "Zen Shorts" I think the author's name is John Muth. I read this post a while before I read that book, and it was very familiar. This story was in there. Not the exact words, of course . . .

therealrookie

This isn't really about what Eddie and Jeff said, its more about the way the were clowning around with the Dutch reporter. It's pretty hilarious though.

Check out Jeffgarden.com and download the Pink Pop Festival 1992 link.

totaledhead

read my sig, the one bout stone

~P@M~

natureboy46

"Shoe the Shoeless"

spilled_my_tincture

At pinkpop 92 some german reporter said something about them quoting hemingway and then eddie said "yes, we're very hemingway-influenced". the reporter turned to translate and eddie and jeff just cracked up and started making weird faces and pretending to understand what he was saying. it was great.

drivingrl

The last show they played in Dallas, Eddie tried to spell out the word 'Dallas' in the middle of a song.

He said, "Gimme a D!"
And we did.
"Gimme an A!"
And we did.
"Gimme and L!"
And we did.
"Gimme an L!"
And we did.
"Gimme an S!"
And we did.
"What does that spell?"
We didn't know.
He goes, "I can't spell!"

I was crackin' up.

wash_

spilled_my_tincture wrote:

At pinkpop 92 some german reporter said something about them quoting hemingway and then eddie said "yes, we're very hemingway-influenced". the reporter turned to translate and eddie and jeff just cracked up and started making weird faces and pretending to understand what he was saying. it was great.

I crack up everytime i watch that. Did u notice that the reporter was wearing a pearl jam cartoon t-shirt aswell? Great great interview.

spilled_my_tincture

wash_ wrote:

I crack up everytime i watch that. Did u notice that the reporter was wearing a pearl jam cartoon t-shirt aswell? Great great interview.

yeah I noticed the t-shirt.

I gotta watch that again just because the interview is so funny.

"we are a heavily hemingway-influenced band"

that made me crack up.

a5pj

you can't forget the "play leash you pussies" rant in the garden. I won't retype it because there's probably children on here

BinFrog

"We've been thinking about it, uh, we've been thinking about it...we're going to play a new song. If you don't like it, you know, sorry...you can buy the new David Lee Roth record, we don't give a fuck"
-3/29/94 before Last Exit

satansdick

deadmosquito wrote:

as pointed out so many times before....


the whole mosquito-bite tits/ shitting on girls heads thing from hershey 03. my first pj concert and made even more memorable by that. get this boot if you don't have it:)

i was there and i just happen to be listening to the boot right now! peep my sig...

pearljammonkey

that interview in Denmark -
ED - we love the Dutch people - Interviewer - actually thats Holland
Jeff - weve been reading about Spain and stuff and we treat it like a bullfight out there
very heavily hemmingway-inspired hehe

then they start miming and shit when the interviewer turns to translate for the camera

also - Ed - "if we fuck it up, it wont be the first time" prior to fucking up I Am Mine (Brisbane1 '03)

another Brisbane1 '03 - after some guy yelled "SET UP!"
"this guy said shutup, fuck you! ... start a band, play for 10 years, then meet up with these guys, then play another 10 years then get the microphone and then YOU say something but right now shut the fuck up!"

Pearl Jam and toast

pearljammonkey wrote:

that interview in Denmark -
ED - we love the Dutch people - Interviewer - actually thats Holland
Jeff - weve been reading about Spain and stuff and we treat it like a bullfight out there
very heavily hemmingway-inspired hehe

then they start miming and shit when the interviewer turns to translate for the camera

also - Ed - "if we fuck it up, it wont be the first time" prior to fucking up I Am Mine (Brisbane1 '03)

another Brisbane1 '03 - after some guy yelled "SET UP!"
"this guy said shutup, fuck you! ... start a band, play for 10 years, then meet up with these guys, then play another 10 years then get the microphone and then YOU say something but right now shut the fuck up!"

eddie rocks.

like that guy said, i highly recommend going to http://www.jeffgarden.com . not just for that pink pop thing (which includes several songs and a unique improv/RITFW encore) but for everything else.

the video of ed playins "the times they are a changing" from the nader rally is my favorite hes got up now.

Ali

Eddie's hot.


BUMP!

(And funny!)

bump-o!

Veddie_Edder

Is there ANY way to burn the shows from pearljamlive.com onto disk?

BinFrog

Veddie_Edder wrote:

Is there ANY way to burn the shows from pearljamlive.com onto disk?

Find the shows via BitTorent or gdlive.com...much better quality.

Beav

Hawaii '92 Speaking of the various mosh pits that broke out:
"This is kind of a strange analogy, but remember those Norelco razors with, like, the three circles that spin round like that? That's what you guys look like."
Maybe not The funniest but I found it ammusing.

spilled_my_tincture

at a 95 concert, right before the solo of "even flow", eddie goes "fuck 'em up mike!"

and then mike starts his crazy ass solo.