"Look at all the fucking tans. They could make a nice couch out of you guys"
That one gets the gold medal.
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
you can't forget the "play leash you pussies" rant in the garden. I won't retype it because there's probably children on here
you said "pussies" already, so the children already have been tarnished. well here's the rest:
ed respone (responding to sign saying "play leash you pussies"): "you know, there's fucking children here. you cocksucking, motherfucking, asshole prick" there i said it
i have wished for so long, how i wish for you today
JEFFREY ROSS ROGERS 1975-2002
My hotel room window looks out at something. I don't know what it's called, a big tower in the middle of the city. It makes me homesick because we have one, too. It's comforting to know that our big cities have something in common: They are both sporting rather large erections
We might sound like who knows, good charlotte or something, o there good it just sounds like...sounds like... tastes like a popsicle that has been stuck upsomebodys ass, but htats my opinion, hey some people are into that, who am i to say
To put it in persepective just to take a piss in the spectrum was very important to us. And to take a shit backstage in the spectrum prolly woulda been the ultimate, but it bordered the line of disrespect.
then the dr. j story to follow is classic
"Pussies no more"
"Johnny we miss, Pete your still the greatest"
The second night of the Irvine show 02 " If these shows were twins you'd be the ugly one"
I went to the first show with one of my brothers and the next night (the second show) one of our other brothers went and told us he said that. We had a good laugh over that to. The first show rocked. Although I got my brother so screwed up he was in a daze for half the show, so I bought him the bootleg to make up for it.
If I'm not suppose to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Well, since I've never seen PJ live - yes, I'm one of those - I'm gonna pick a classic from SVT, which in my opinion is just about the funniest thing Ed has ever said:
"Oh, Stone was the problem. It was Stone."
That dry line and the look on the man's face makes this a classic quote.
"Power to the people man.... The real people, the people that work, not the people that sit in their towers, and try to run the whole thing, thinking that we're too stupid to notice what they're doing! They get us in our little holes, and our boxes, and our cages and they show us American Idol and American Gladiators and American .... blowjob, buttfuck, whatever. And everyone watches with baited breath. Oh, who's going to get a blowjob tonight? What American's going to get a blowjob tonight? When in reality, you could be getting one yourself instead of watching the fucking TV, I don't know. I digress. I'm going to get a guitar."
East Troy, June 21st 2003
"This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them."
Someone called Ben gets onstage and Eddie asks who he is. He replies "I'm Ben and I'm from Utah". Eddie replies "Uhhh, he's from Utah" and nods at security to get him off the stage.
Where they brought up a young girl , like 8 or something, and they were talking about how she had school in the morning and that they should probably knock off for the night so she wouldn't be tired the next morning... then Eddie says "FUCK SCHOOL..." then he turns around and says something like "shit, I just said Fuck"
Can't remember which stop that was during the Canadian tour but it had me laughin my ass off.
these are some good ones! this is from the show i went to in Vancouver. May 30,2003
eddie: theres a joke we have down in seattle..and ahh... its goes something like ahh....have you ever noticed that canada is kinda like your grandmas attic..ahhh thats right..ahh....you never go there and when you do.. you say...what the fuck is all this shit
that interview in Denmark -
ED - we love the Dutch people - Interviewer - actually thats Holland
Jeff - weve been reading about Spain and stuff and we treat it like a bullfight out there
very heavily hemmingway-inspired hehe
then they start miming and shit when the interviewer turns to translate for the camera
also - Ed - "if we fuck it up, it wont be the first time" prior to fucking up I Am Mine (Brisbane1 '03)
another Brisbane1 '03 - after some guy yelled "SET UP!"
"this guy said shutup, fuck you! ... start a band, play for 10 years, then meet up with these guys, then play another 10 years then get the microphone and then YOU say something but right now shut the fuck up!"
The first time I saw them in Brisbane (before 03) Eddie said (paraphrasing) "So we were out surfing, and there were these stingers. So like, I got to do to Stone what I've wanted to do for a long time, and that's piss on him!"
Love this thread and all threads like it. This man is waaaay too hilarious.
I just found this one recently, TOO funny....
Maui 98 (talking about opening band, Mudhoney)
ED : "And we just asked them if we could be part of their four-way marriage to get it up to eight. Any other men who wanna be out there in this legal, same-sex-marriage state - anybody else wanna be married to us? (a few cheers) Come on! Come on, boys, you get to fuck me... (pauses) Or, or then again, I get to fuck YOU..."
oh man i've been dying here reading these! i saw pinkpop last nite and was cracking up at the interview!
one 'eddism' that i remember was from the VFC reading show in 2004, i found the quote at fivehorizons, in regards to voting:
"Anybody who is undecided, if you think about it, being undecided is really dangerous, and I have a perfect example: people with mullets. That's indecision. "Do I want it short? Do I want it long? I just can't take a stand.'"
"Anybody who is undecided, if you think about it, being undecided is really dangerous, and I have a perfect example: people with mullets. That's indecision. "Do I want it short? Do I want it long? I just can't take a stand.'"
LOL!!?!!!!!!! OMG that's a GREAT one. LOVE it B!
I know this thread is too much!! Gotta keep it going.
I'll throw a little one in the mix for now...
ED during Evenflow -Noblesville, IN '03:
"... looking through the papers though he doesn't know to read ... dumb fuck." hahaha!!!
The man is a frickin RIOT!
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"Lo√e, you know the word
...YOU invented it!" ~ E√
When Ed was playing DJ and he opens the show, he thinks of about 30 things that start with MW, and as he rolls through some obvious ones (Mike Watt), he gets to "Morning Wood"...heh, heh....Ed said Wood!
oh man i've been dying here reading these! i saw pinkpop last nite and was cracking up at the interview!
one 'eddism' that i remember was from the VFC reading show in 2004, i found the quote at fivehorizons, in regards to voting:
"Anybody who is undecided, if you think about it, being undecided is really dangerous, and I have a perfect example: people with mullets. That's indecision. "Do I want it short? Do I want it long? I just can't take a stand.'"
pinkpop 92 interview is great!!the dutch-denmark polemic made me laugh for hours when i had first watched it...after tha time this dialogue became some some of the things i watched when i felt unhappy to make me smile...:)
the mimics of jeff amd eddie are also excellent!!!!
Where they brought up a young girl , like 8 or something, and they were talking about how she had school in the morning and that they should probably knock off for the night so she wouldn't be tired the next morning... then Eddie says "FUCK SCHOOL..." then he turns around and says something like "shit, I just said Fuck"
Can't remember which stop that was during the Canadian tour but it had me laughin my ass off.
"I know this song so well, I can smoke a cigarette, have a drink, brush my teeth, take a shit, mow the lawn, but I will be doing only two of these during this version"
This whole thing is why Eddie is such a good frontman. He says whatever the hell he wants to, and if you don't like it... While I have nothing new to add, the "throwing of the change" incident remains my all-time favorite. How did he pull off not looking like a dumbass? Anyone who can spit out the word "fuck" that many times in such a short rant has skills.
I wish I could only be so bold as this fearless leader!
I was at a show in Detroit and Eddie was talking about all the advertisements. He pointed to a Miller Light one and said,"I could piss in this guys glass and it would taste better than what he is drinking."
This isn't something he said, but in 03' in Cleveland, he was running around stage with a couple of tambourines during RITFW and completely wiped out off of one of the speakers. He fell about 5 or 6 feet and everyone got a little nervous. Then he jumped up out of nowhere, raised his arms to the crowd, slammed the tambourines onto the ground and jammed for about 10 more minutes.
It was Classic.
"Poopship
Poopship destroyer
On the poopship
Poopship destroyer"
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That one gets the gold medal.
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
Next!"
ed respone (responding to sign saying "play leash you pussies"): "you know, there's fucking children here. you cocksucking, motherfucking, asshole prick" there i said it
JEFFREY ROSS ROGERS 1975-2002
9.10.98 NYC / 8.23.00 JONES BEACH /4.30.03 UNIONDALE / 7.9.03 NYC /5.12.06 ALBANY/ 6.1.06 E.RUTHEFORD/ 6.3.06 E. RUTHEFORD/ CAMDEN 6.19.08/ NYC 6.24.08/ NYC 6.25.08/ HARTFORD 6.27.08/ CHICAGO 8.24.09/ PHILLY 10.31.09/ HARTFORD 5.15.10/ NEWARK 5.18.10/ NYC 5.20.10/ CHICAGO 7.19.13/ BROOKLYN 10.18.13/ BROOKLYN 10.19.13/ HARTFORD 10.25.13/ NYC 9.26.15/ 4.8.16 FT. LAUDERDALE/ 4.9.16 MIAMI / 5.1.16 NYC/ 5.2.16 NYC / 8.5.16 BOSTON / 8.7.16 BOSTON/ 8.20.18 CHICAGO/ 9.2.18 BOSTON/ 9.4.18 BOSTON/ 9.18.21 ASBURY PARK
finally, FUCK TICKETMASTER
Oct 2000 Montreal - Introducing Stone (who was wearing his trademark cowboy hat and plaid pants) "That hat, those pants...ya I'd fuck him!"
The 03 tour, I don't recall what show it was at....anyone remember the fuck rant. "fuck is such a great fuckin word" etc.
We might sound like who knows, good charlotte or something, o there good it just sounds like...sounds like... tastes like a popsicle that has been stuck upsomebodys ass, but htats my opinion, hey some people are into that, who am i to say
To put it in persepective just to take a piss in the spectrum was very important to us. And to take a shit backstage in the spectrum prolly woulda been the ultimate, but it bordered the line of disrespect.
then the dr. j story to follow is classic
"Johnny we miss, Pete your still the greatest"
from gorge '05, mabye not as funny as the dublin one, but always makes me laugh when i think about it
I went to the first show with one of my brothers and the next night (the second show) one of our other brothers went and told us he said that. We had a good laugh over that to. The first show rocked. Although I got my brother so screwed up he was in a daze for half the show, so I bought him the bootleg to make up for it.
"Oh, Stone was the problem. It was Stone."
That dry line and the look on the man's face makes this a classic quote.
East Troy, June 21st 2003
can't stop laughing!
Can't remember which stop that was during the Canadian tour but it had me laughin my ass off.
Cheers,
R3
-Eddie Vedder
6/24/06 Cincinatti, Ohio
6/14/08 Manchester, Tennessee
eddie: theres a joke we have down in seattle..and ahh... its goes something like ahh....have you ever noticed that canada is kinda like your grandmas attic..ahhh thats right..ahh....you never go there and when you do.. you say...what the fuck is all this shit
pretty funny times
The first time I saw them in Brisbane (before 03) Eddie said (paraphrasing) "So we were out surfing, and there were these stingers. So like, I got to do to Stone what I've wanted to do for a long time, and that's piss on him!"
I just found this one recently, TOO funny....
Maui 98 (talking about opening band, Mudhoney)
ED : "And we just asked them if we could be part of their four-way marriage to get it up to eight. Any other men who wanna be out there in this legal, same-sex-marriage state - anybody else wanna be married to us? (a few cheers) Come on! Come on, boys, you get to fuck me... (pauses) Or, or then again, I get to fuck YOU..."
Stone: "On that note..." (plays intro to Black)
:eek:
@$#
Oooh man. That one literally made me laugh out loud in the work place. ...like so many others on this thread.
HA. HELL YES!! I've always loved that one.
"Lo√e, you know the word
...YOU invented it!" ~ E√
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...::STONE--YOU--OWN!::...
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one 'eddism' that i remember was from the VFC reading show in 2004, i found the quote at fivehorizons, in regards to voting:
"Anybody who is undecided, if you think about it, being undecided is really dangerous, and I have a perfect example: people with mullets. That's indecision. "Do I want it short? Do I want it long? I just can't take a stand.'"
LOL!!?!!!!!!! OMG that's a GREAT one. LOVE it B!
I know this thread is too much!! Gotta keep it going.
I'll throw a little one in the mix for now...
ED during Evenflow -Noblesville, IN '03:
"... looking through the papers though he doesn't know to read ... dumb fuck."
The man is a frickin RIOT!
"Lo√e, you know the word
...YOU invented it!" ~ E√
¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤
...::STONE--YOU--OWN!::...
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
EV
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LOL!!!! :;
Just too funny!
Can´t stop laughing!!!
Keep telling more things!
Grand Rapids 2004
Those who dance are called insane by those who don't hear the music
Tattooed your name on my arm i always said my girls a good luck charm.
the mimics of jeff amd eddie are also excellent!!!!
That was at the London show
priceless!
hahaha...fuck i said it again...Fuck
i met that family at check in at the hotel in hamilton, everyone was talking to the girl, she became an instant pj celebrity
I wish I could only be so bold as this fearless leader!
"How often do you get to play on Friday the 13th and have it go well?"
Probably not the funniest thing he's ever said, but I'll never forget it. (my first show).
It was Classic.
Poopship destroyer
On the poopship
Poopship destroyer"