Funniest Things eddie has said

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  • thelowlightargentina
    thelowlightargentina Posts: 592
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    oh man i've been dying here reading these! i saw pinkpop last nite and was cracking up at the interview!

    one 'eddism' that i remember was from the VFC reading show in 2004, i found the quote at fivehorizons, in regards to voting:

    "Anybody who is undecided, if you think about it, being undecided is really dangerous, and I have a perfect example: people with mullets. That's indecision. "Do I want it short? Do I want it long? I just can't take a stand.'"

    LOL!!!! :; :):D

    Just too funny!
    Can´t stop laughing!!!

    Keep telling more things!
    ...can´t wear my mask, your first my last...
  • Chaen
    Chaen Posts: 36
    I love the quote about good charlotte of the Madison Square Garden DVD. Makes me laugh every time.
    San Diego 2003
    Grand Rapids 2004

    Those who dance are called insane by those who don't hear the music

    Tattooed your name on my arm i always said my girls a good luck charm.
  • PiCTuReKePT
    PiCTuReKePT Posts: 311
    pinkpop 92 interview is great!!the dutch-denmark polemic made me laugh for hours when i had first watched it...after tha time this dialogue became some some of the things i watched when i felt unhappy to make me smile...:)

    the mimics of jeff amd eddie are also excellent!!!!
  • ewester032687
    ewester032687 Posts: 149
    Sugar Ray wrote:
    Where they brought up a young girl , like 8 or something, and they were talking about how she had school in the morning and that they should probably knock off for the night so she wouldn't be tired the next morning... then Eddie says "FUCK SCHOOL..." then he turns around and says something like "shit, I just said Fuck"


    Can't remember which stop that was during the Canadian tour but it had me laughin my ass off.

    Cheers,

    R3


    That was at the London show
  • elderman
    elderman Posts: 180
    "I know this song so well, I can smoke a cigarette, have a drink, brush my teeth, take a shit, mow the lawn, but I will be doing only two of these during this version"

    priceless!
  • robbyblaylock
    robbyblaylock Posts: 428
    ewester032687 wrote:
    That was at the London show


    hahaha...fuck i said it again...Fuck

    i met that family at check in at the hotel in hamilton, everyone was talking to the girl, she became an instant pj celebrity
  • starfire
    starfire Posts: 1
    This whole thing is why Eddie is such a good frontman. He says whatever the hell he wants to, and if you don't like it... While I have nothing new to add, the "throwing of the change" incident remains my all-time favorite. How did he pull off not looking like a dumbass? Anyone who can spit out the word "fuck" that many times in such a short rant has skills.
    I wish I could only be so bold as this fearless leader!
  • prljam85
    prljam85 Posts: 227
    sweetvedder wrote:
    I was at a show in Detroit and Eddie was talking about all the advertisements. He pointed to a Miller Light one and said,"I could piss in this guys glass and it would taste better than what he is drinking."
    yea miller light sucks
  • bigirwin
    bigirwin Posts: 7
    from the Council Bluffs, IA show 6-13-2003

    "How often do you get to play on Friday the 13th and have it go well?"

    Probably not the funniest thing he's ever said, but I'll never forget it. (my first show).
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me
  • PearlJamHoosierfan
    PearlJamHoosierfan Posts: 68
    This isn't something he said, but in 03' in Cleveland, he was running around stage with a couple of tambourines during RITFW and completely wiped out off of one of the speakers. He fell about 5 or 6 feet and everyone got a little nervous. Then he jumped up out of nowhere, raised his arms to the crowd, slammed the tambourines onto the ground and jammed for about 10 more minutes.

    It was Classic.
    "Poopship
    Poopship destroyer
    On the poopship
    Poopship destroyer"
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    It's in my signature. :)
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  • ShE.dREAmS.in.CoLOr
    ShE.dREAmS.in.CoLOr Posts: 341
    When I saw pearl jam in may of this past year in D.C., Ed took a moment to tell a funny story about how that morning before the show he recieved a phone call from Dick Cheney asking Eddie if he could play his favorite song for him at the show that night, the song he listens to every morning. So Ed says to the crowd "So this is the song. this is for Dick" and they start playing "Fuckin Up". Obviously he didn't really get a phone call from Dick Cheney (or maybe he did... ;)) but still his little story leading up to the song was pretty funny. :)
    1998 : 9/19
    2000 : 9/4
    2003 : 7/1
    2006 : 5/30
    2007 : 8/5
    2008 : 6/17; 6/19; 6/20; 6/22; 6/24; 6/25; 8/16 (EV); 8/21 (EV); 8/22 (EV)
    2009 : 6/11 (EV); 6/12 (EV); 8/23; 8/24; 10/27; 10/28; 10/30; 10/31
    2010 : 5/13
    2012 : 9/2; 9/21; 11/27 (EV); 11/28 (EV)
  • Meatwagon
    Meatwagon Posts: 108
    Helloooo Tom...Come dooooown Tom.
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  • tara
    tara Posts: 293
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    Wierd, I just stumbled across that when I was surfin the other day. Man I wish I was there.I only started listening to Pj literally about a week after that show.

    can't find it anywhere, can you post a link?
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    Albert Einstein
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    Meatwagon wrote:
    Helloooo Tom...Come dooooown Tom.
    haha yes!

    i've heard so much about that but i've never heard it myself.. which show was that again?
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

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    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



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  • Answers_In_Playdoh
    Answers_In_Playdoh Posts: 207
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    haha yes!

    i've heard so much about that but i've never heard it myself.. which show was that again?

    Gorge 05 :D

    (I think)
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    angryyoungman wrote:
    you said "pussies" already, so the children already have been tarnished. well here's the rest:
    ed respone (responding to sign saying "play leash you pussies"): "you know, there's fucking children here. you cocksucking, motherfucking, asshole prick" there i said it

    That's classsic. :D
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    tara wrote:
    can't find it anywhere, can you post a link?
    I'll have a look around again. He told the exact same story at the concert last summer though :D

    EDIT: I found this fanview recounting the story: http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/PearlJam/fanscene/2000/601dub2.html
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  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    Byrnzie wrote:
    That's classsic. :D
    East Rutherford 06..

    Ed talks about the reponse they got when they played bushleaguer on the riot act tour and teases the audience..

    then says "I think i remember another sign last time we were here.. it said.. 'play leash you pussies'"..

    *busts into leash*

    gotta get the show to really enjoy it so i didn't bother typing it out.
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

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    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • Meatwagon
    Meatwagon Posts: 108
    Answers_In_Playdoh wrote:
    Gorge 05 :D

    (I think)
    Yep....You can download the show and here parts of it. Also something about a suitcase and cocaine and whatnot. I'll have to give it another listen soon.
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