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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,385
    edited September 2021
    tempo_n_groove said:
    Owww!  Quit it.
    Owww!  Quit it.
    Owww!  Quit it.

    xmas episode. the first full length on network tv. 89?
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • JojoRice
    JojoRice Kennesaw, GA Posts: 4,553
    edited September 2021
    "I have misplaced my pants"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z2dWtFpjJw
    Post edited by JojoRice on
    "I got memories, I got shit"
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,435
    Boy Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They were the suckiest bunch of sucks whoever sucked. They just sucked.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    oh, well of course everything looks bad if you remember it! 
    By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.




  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,182
    Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter

    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,182
    The Dank, The Dank!

    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • dudeman
    dudeman Posts: 3,159
    "It'll be like the Swiss Family Robinson but with more swearing."

    "Yeah! We'll live like kings!"

    "Damn hell-ass kings!"
    If hope can grow from dirt like me, it can be done. - EV
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,435
    When March Madness spills into April, that's the gravy. -- Politically Inept with Homer Simpson in 2012
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    I like the 3d world - 
     https://youtu.be/3dvavcX9I8g?si=9eU8g7aqYudDGYCf
  • Loujoe
    Loujoe Posts: 11,716
    Beer. the solution and cause of all life's problems
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,182
    I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.

    Doggie hell! 
    Homer:with Hitler's dog and Nixon's dog, what's his name? Chester
    Lisa: Checkers:
    Homer:and one of the Lassie's is in there too. The mean one. The one that mauled Timmy.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sMd8U4jMlo

    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • perfectlefts14
    perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,078
    edited November 2024
    https://youtu.be/almeoA6U_fE?si=iA6VO238U9en_rBJ
    So many good quotes in this small segment. 
    “We like our cars fast, and our banks closed”
    “Sanctuary”
    Post edited by perfectlefts14 on
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,822
    Bart, when asked if he knew his multiplication table:

    "I know of them"
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,435
    JOEJOEJOE said:
    Bart, when asked if he knew his multiplication table:

    "I know of them"
    Every time a team loses badly in a game or a season:
    "Boy Moe, I've seen team suck before. They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. They just sucked.

    or when I see a trade involving cash considerations (just recreate the scene when Fat Tony asks Marge for the pretzel money
    My wife she's been most vocal about the cash considerations, where are the cash considerations, why don't you have the cash considerations, when are you getting the cash considerations. So please the cash considerations.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    my buddy and I, when we used to talk on these things called phones, would often use "I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening"
    By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.




  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    You don't win friends with salad is one I use often. Hell, I used it last week in the family imessage thread when my sister suggested bringing salad to the grey cup party. 
    By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.




  • Loujoe
    Loujoe Posts: 11,716
    Funny^
    True. I've been giving bags of lettuce away. No new friends 
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,182
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    You don't win friends with salad is one I use often. Hell, I used it last week in the family imessage thread when my sister suggested bringing salad to the grey cup party. 

    Hopefully you started off with saying this.... :lol:


    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    I didn't, but I absolutely WILL next time haha
    By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.




  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,385
    "I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

    First full episode. Xmas special debut. 1989
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14

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