My two favourite episodes are the pee wee football and hockey ones.
FLLLAAAANDERS!!!!
WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!
GAMES OUT THERE!!!
Homer throws the beer can and hits Ned
DAD!! That was really mean!!
I know Honey, and I got him right in the head too!!
The hockey episode when Homer lets Lisa sit in the front seat
SUCKER!!COMPETITIVE VIOLENT!! THATS WHY YOUR HERE!!
And of course "The cuts"
I love it when Bart quits the team, so Homer ends up calling Mr. Burns to pretend to quit and then proceeds to wink into the phone....
Marge: "Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking."
Homer: "AAAAHHH!!" hangs up abruptly.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Skinner: "Mother, this is my allowance money and I'll burn it if I want to."
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Homer: yeah Moe, That other team sure did suck. They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!....oops gotta go. My damn wiener kids are watching me!
Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
Homer: Then maybe you shouldn't have told her you did.
LMAO!!!
And homer totally forgets that he was supposed to ask Marge to pretend to be Apu's wife..
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Also when Homer purposely gains weight to go on disability this one had some of my favs:
Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas.
Homer: Well, give me a Y, give me a…Hey! All I have to type is Y. (to Marge) Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
Marge: Good. Good for you.
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8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
The internet, I hear they have that on computers now...
Reading 2004
Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016 Fenway 2, 2018 MSG 2022 St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
"To start, press any key." Where's the "any" key?! I see Kuh-tor-ull, Esc, and Pig-Up, but I don't see the "Any" key! Woah, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a tab. (Presses tab key) Ooh, too late for that now, the computer's starting!
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of people know that.
Troy McClure: Hi I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".
Troy McClure: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory". Today I'm here to tell you about "Spiffy.", the 21st century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
"Actual year may vary. Consult calendar for current year."
"Dramatisation. May not have happened."
Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer’s brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer’s brain: Swish!
Milhouse: Oh no, Bart's a goner. Anyone else want to be my new best friend?
Ralph: I will
Milhouse: Yes, Finally I will be the dominate one
Ralph: Be quiet
Milhouse: Yes sir
Sydney 11/02/2003
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again and again
MY EYES MY EYS THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
ps- was that the one too when homer was stretching with the roadies?
yes it was
Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
Dialogue coach: No, "Up and atom".
Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
Dialogue coach: Up and *atom*.
Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
Dialogue coach: [frustrated] Better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJ5Hljz2e8
Comments
Skinner: No, that is the aurora bourealis
Superintendent chalmer: aurora bourealis? at the time of year? located entirely in your kitchen?
I love it when Bart quits the team, so Homer ends up calling Mr. Burns to pretend to quit and then proceeds to wink into the phone....
Marge: "Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking."
Homer: "AAAAHHH!!" hangs up abruptly.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
LOL!!! I just love that whole episode...esp the Homer "I'm missing the Chili-cook-off" dance
Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
Homer: No beer and no Tv make Homer something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if i do (starts going crazy)
Ned: Ralph, you're on special teams
Ralph: I'm special
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
Dental Plaaaaaaaaan.............Lisa needs braces (repeats)
From now on the baby sleeps in the crip
Iron Helps us play
Wooo hoo hoo hoooo
Helloooo Joooeeeee
(repeats)
Joey Joe joe Junior Shabadoo
Thats the the worst name I ever heard
JOEY JOE JOE!!!
Homer: What's the big problem?
Apu: Don't you see? She is here to meet my wife?
(Completely blank look from Homer)
Apu: The wife that I told her I had?
(Completely blank look from Homer)
Apu: Aaah, I do not have a wife!
Homer: Then maybe you shouldn't have told her you did.
LMAO!!!
And homer totally forgets that he was supposed to ask Marge to pretend to be Apu's wife..
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Marge: Look. I want a cup.
Sports store clerk: Cup. Could you spell that?
Also when Homer purposely gains weight to go on disability this one had some of my favs:
Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas.
Homer: Well, give me a Y, give me a…Hey! All I have to type is Y. (to Marge) Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore, I just tripled my productivity!
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
And right after that is the 20th Anniv. Special
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
My all time favourite:
'Cause their stupid thats why! Thats why everyone does EVERYTHING!
Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
Fenway 2, 2018
MSG 2022
St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of people know that.
Troy McClure: I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as "Buck Henderson, Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory". Today I'm here to tell you about "Spiffy.", the 21st century stain remover. Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
Dr Nick: Thank you, Troy. Hi, everybody.
Crowd: Hi, Dr. Nick.
"Dramatisation. May not have happened."
Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer’s brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer’s brain: Swish!
(Camera zooms in to Homer's thoughts.)
Homers Brain: Da da da da, HEY!! Da da da! Da da da da, HEY! Da da da!
Ralph: I will
Milhouse: Yes, Finally I will be the dominate one
Ralph: Be quiet
Milhouse: Yes sir
Sydney 14/02/2003
Sydney 07/11/2006
Sydney 18/11/2006
Sydney 22/11/2009
EV Sydney 18/03/2011
EV Sydney 19/03/2011
EV Sydney 20/03/2011
Melbourne 24/01/2014
Sydney 26/01/2014
EV Sydney 13/02/2014
McBain: The goggles do nothing!
look out, Radioactive man!
again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again and again
MY EYES MY EYS THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
ps- was that the one too when homer was stretching with the roadies?
yes it was
Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
Dialogue coach: No, "Up and atom".
Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
Dialogue coach: Up and *atom*.
Rainer Wolfcastle: Up and at them.
Dialogue coach: [frustrated] Better.
Ralph (auditioning for Fall Out Boy): What's for lunch tomorrow?
Lunchlady: Next!
Ralph: Chicken necks?
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly