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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    Dr. Hibert - ...and hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil" but that ain't happening. Aa-he-he-he.

    Homer(to Lisa) - You have to push those angry feelings down until they explode in a violent rage, like when daddy smashed the whiskey bottle on the referees head. You remember that? (in a baby voice) When daddy smashed the bottle? Yeah? Yeah.

    Moe (reminiscing about being a boxer) - Yeah back then everyone wanted a piece of me. I was known as Kid Gorgeous, then Kid Presentable and finally, Kid Moe.

    Moe - No wait! If Uncle Moe yells at you, you get a free steak...fish.
  • Leathe?ma?
    Leathe?ma? Яussia Posts: 354
    mmm.. beer.. mm.. donuts.. mm.. (insert any word) :lol:

    victory is not the main thing in sport. main thing is to get drunk

    kids are our future. that's why we must stop them now!


    (dunno if I translated them right way from russian)
  • pearljgirl2010
    pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    Chili Cook-Off and Canyonero...my two favorite episodes....soooooo many quotes
    Need a tour Travel Agent??? Pick me :-)

    Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
  • Mirasola77
    Mirasola77 Posts: 5
    Hi! I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from other motivational videos like: "Get Confident Stupid" & "Smoke Yourself Thin."
    "I asked Bobby Dylan, I asked The Beatles, I asked Timothy Leary and he couldn't help me either."
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Lisa: Nuke the whales?

    Nelson: gotta nuke somethin

    Lisa: touche
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    pearljgirl2010 wrote:
    Chili Cook-Off and Canyonero...my two favorite episodes....soooooo many quotes
    Homer: Don't you hate pants?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    pearljgirl2010 wrote:
    Chili Cook-Off and Canyonero...my two favorite episodes....soooooo many quotes
    Homer: Don't you hate pants?

    Belle: Mr. Simpson, are you wearing a grocery bag?
    Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    My two favourite episodes are the pee wee football and hockey ones.

    FLLLAAAANDERS!!!!

    WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!

    GAMES OUT THERE!!!

    Homer throws the beer can and hits Ned

    DAD!! That was really mean!!

    I know Honey, and I got him right in the head too!!

    The hockey episode when Homer lets Lisa sit in the front seat

    SUCKER!!COMPETITIVE VIOLENT!! THATS WHY YOUR HERE!!

    And of course "The cuts"
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • Brony
    Brony Posts: 648
    goalie lisa: ralph wiggum lost his shin guard....hack the bone! HACK THE BONE!

    and

    i think in itchy + scratchy land episidoe on the way to the place they take a helicoptor

    pilot: welcome to the place where nothing can possiblye go wrong....uh, possibly go wrong....thats the first time anything has gone wrong
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Wiggum: "I'll just type it up on my invisible type-writer...hmmm-hmmmm."

    Smithers covering Devo..sort of: "Crack that whip.....LIC-O-RICE whip!"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Superintendent chalmer: Skinner!!, is there a fire in your kitchen

    Skinner: No, that is the aurora bourealis

    Superintendent chalmer: aurora bourealis? at the time of year? located entirely in your kitchen?
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Austicman wrote:
    My two favourite episodes are the pee wee football and hockey ones.

    FLLLAAAANDERS!!!!

    WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!

    GAMES OUT THERE!!!

    Homer throws the beer can and hits Ned

    DAD!! That was really mean!!

    I know Honey, and I got him right in the head too!!

    The hockey episode when Homer lets Lisa sit in the front seat

    SUCKER!!COMPETITIVE VIOLENT!! THATS WHY YOUR HERE!!

    And of course "The cuts"

    I love it when Bart quits the team, so Homer ends up calling Mr. Burns to pretend to quit and then proceeds to wink into the phone....

    Marge: "Homer, Mr. Burns can't see you winking."

    Homer: "AAAAHHH!!" hangs up abruptly. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Skinner: "Mother, this is my allowance money and I'll burn it if I want to."
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • MrMerkinball
    MrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    Homer: yeah Moe, That other team sure did suck. They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!....oops gotta go. My damn wiener kids are watching me!
  • pearljgirl2010
    pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    norm wrote:
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    pearljgirl2010 wrote:
    Chili Cook-Off and Canyonero...my two favorite episodes....soooooo many quotes

    Homer: Don't you hate pants?

    Belle: Mr. Simpson, are you wearing a grocery bag?
    Homer: I have misplaced my pants.


    LOL!!! I just love that whole episode...esp the Homer "I'm missing the Chili-cook-off" dance
    Need a tour Travel Agent??? Pick me :-)

    Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,190
    edited October 2017
    Marge: Just because your a lesbian doesn't make you any less of a bein'

    Homer: No beer and no Tv make Homer something something
    Marge: Go Crazy?
    Homer: Don't mind if i do (starts going crazy)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufDqfQxPnJo

    Ned: Ralph, you're on special teams
    Ralph: I'm special
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    This thread is gold.

    Dental Plaaaaaaaaan.............Lisa needs braces (repeats)

    From now on the baby sleeps in the crip
    Iron Helps us play
    Wooo hoo hoo hoooo
    Helloooo Joooeeeee
    (repeats)
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,822
    Bart, when asked if he knows his multiplication tables: " I know OF them"
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    My daddy shoots people, well, at least he tries.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • tcaporale
    tcaporale Posts: 1,577
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    This thread is gold.
    It's the Simpsons, of course it's gold! :D

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