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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,190
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeOOA9-lL-4

    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,888
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jelyGb0luj8
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • pearljammr78
    pearljammr78 Posts: 1,613
    Ok. I’m loving all this but 3 pages in and one of my all time favorite episodes and lines ever. 

    The one with the Springfield Film Festival and Barney makes that sad drunk movie and is sober due to it. Then they announce that he wins and I believe he asks, “what do it win?” And they say, “a lifetime supply of Duff Beer” curtain opens and the semi truck with a tanker full of Duff appears. Barney yells, “just stick it in my veins!” And those dudes come out an IV kit and hook it to the truck. The best. 


    The other one I love is where Mr. Burns goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has every disease there is and uses the door to show that they are all stuck there and that’s why he is still alive. Classic

    Peace,Love and Pearl Jam.
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,190
    edited August 2024
    Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?


    Post edited by eeriepadave on
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    I like when Lisa said to Homer, "You sir are a Baboon"



  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    just call 1-800-DOCTORB

    THE B IS FOR BARGAIN!!!
    By The Time They Figure Out What Went Wrong, We'll Be Sitting On A Beach, Earning Twenty Percent.




  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,435
    The card says Larry White
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,190
    Lisa: Beware the Ides of March
    Homer: no

    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    eeriepadave said:
    Lisa: Beware the Ides of March
    Homer: no

    You sir are a baboon!!!
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,190
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    eeriepadave said:
    Lisa: Beware the Ides of March
    Homer: no

    You sir are a baboon!!!

    i don't think you realize what you're saying
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    Im quoting Lisa's words to Homer. I thought you posted a gif of Lisa.
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,361
    Owww!  Quit it.
    Owww!  Quit it.
    Owww!  Quit it.
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,190
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    Im quoting Lisa's words to Homer. I thought you posted a gif of Lisa.
    actually that was a youtube clip i posted. And I was quoting Homer after Lisa calls him a baboon :smiley: 


    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    Hahaha
  • 23scidoo
    23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 19,965

    Jesus Allah Buddha I love you all.

    https://youtu.be/4cvswkQ_Ii8
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,407
    edited March 2021
    went through white castle drive through this morning. order taker responded when I finished my order with okily dokily.

    young black kid.
    Post edited by mickeyrat on
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Loujoe
    Loujoe Posts: 11,720
    edited March 2021
    Season 31 episode 12. Sure it's old news, but new to me. Watch it if you can. PJ gets a nice quick dis! Cracked me up.
    Post edited by Loujoe on
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    S16 Ep 12/21 "Believe it or not, but I was once a baby one day myself" 
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,435
    The Fat Tony quote about the pretzel money can be applied to many things money related
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,190
    Homer when he gets high :lol:


    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA

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