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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,091
    I am Evil Homer, I am Evil Homer.

    Doggie hell! 
    Homer:with Hitler's dog and Nixon's dog, what's his name? Chester
    Lisa: Checkers:
    Homer:and one of the Lassie's is in there too. The mean one. The one that mauled Timmy.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sMd8U4jMlo

    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 2,041
    edited November 22
    https://youtu.be/almeoA6U_fE?si=iA6VO238U9en_rBJ
    So many good quotes in this small segment. 
    “We like our cars fast, and our banks closed”
    “Sanctuary”
    Post edited by perfectlefts14 on
    Tell the captain
    'This boats not safe
    And we're drowning.'
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,520
    Bart, when asked if he knew his multiplication table:

    "I know of them"
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,297
    JOEJOEJOE said:
    Bart, when asked if he knew his multiplication table:

    "I know of them"
    Every time a team loses badly in a game or a season:
    "Boy Moe, I've seen team suck before. They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. They just sucked.

    or when I see a trade involving cash considerations (just recreate the scene when Fat Tony asks Marge for the pretzel money
    My wife she's been most vocal about the cash considerations, where are the cash considerations, why don't you have the cash considerations, when are you getting the cash considerations. So please the cash considerations.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,126
    my buddy and I, when we used to talk on these things called phones, would often use "I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening"
    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,126
    You don't win friends with salad is one I use often. Hell, I used it last week in the family imessage thread when my sister suggested bringing salad to the grey cup party. 
    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • LoujoeLoujoe Posts: 9,591
    Funny^
    True. I've been giving bags of lettuce away. No new friends 
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,091
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    You don't win friends with salad is one I use often. Hell, I used it last week in the family imessage thread when my sister suggested bringing salad to the grey cup party. 

    Hopefully you started off with saying this.... :lol:


    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,126
    I didn't, but I absolutely WILL next time haha
    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,784
    "I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

    First full episode. Xmas special debut. 1989
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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