Funniest Things eddie has said

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  • Posts: 69
    "pull my finger"
    This is the best I could come up with.
  • Posts: 1,978
    I've got a couple from the Toronto Area:

    Toronto '05 - "I was looking at that Tower in the middle of your city....both of our cities (Seattle) have huge erections".....

    Toronto '05 - "I'd like to thank U2 for opening for us." (U2 played the same venue the 4 nights prior to the show).

    Barrie '98 - Ed commented on the tail gate party at Molson park before the show. He said he saw "a guy with a couch and a fridge, and some guy wearing a fuckin' watermelon on his head - that guy is Canadian of the year. In Fact, I have to write a song called Watermellonman". Then they launched into Leatherman, Nothingman, Betterman.

    Toronto '00 - Have we been in this building before? Is it named after beer?......of it's named after an airplane......fuck it - lets take off.
  • Posts: 7,117
    My entry is from the Key Arena show on Sunday, 12/8/02....and this is all paraphrased from my memory...

    Ed says in between songs how they were at home before the show and how Jeff got to watch the Sopranos. He asked the crowd if we wanted him to tell us how the show ended.....then he said, "DO you really want to know? Well, I can't hear you so I am just gonna tell ya......Meadow; do you all know who Meadow is? Meadow....fucks....Furio" And then they went right into the next song.

    I think it's cool that my favorite band watches one of the greatest TV shows ever to be on TV.
  • Posts: 59
    Hello everyone, this is my very first post, so i'll try not to suck...my first pj concert was 6/25/03 in Detroit. Ed seemed to be feeling no pain when, just before starting Soon Forget, he was talking about his ukulele and stated, "i'm not biased because i'm talking to people in the back, but if you're a pot smoker and you don't own a ukulele, you're fu$#in' up!"
  • Posts: 60
    "Every time I see the Spice Girls, it makes me want to try to fly by climbing my roof and strapping bricks to my shoes."
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    madison, wi october 16, 1991
    east troy, wi august 29, 1992- stage two set by eddie and chris cornell
    vancouver, bc september 2, 2005- backstage with the supersuckers
    george, wa july 23, 2006
  • Posts: 56
    St. John's 09-25-05 druing Crazy Mary:

    Ed: ...with a sign tacked to the side, said...

    Audience: no L-O-I-T-E-R-I-N-G a-llowed

    Ed: haha, yeah, that's what it said!
    walk the bridges before you burn them down...
  • Posts: 113
    I saw the American blow-job mentioned but not quoted word for word... someone should do that. Funny stuff. I think Ed was really lit that night (East Troy '03) and the Crazy Mary thing... "Boom Gaspar, everyone.... and some fuckin' idiot"

    Classic... we are so lucky to have Pearl Jam.
    twisted thoughts....

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    "Na-noo Na-noo!"
  • Posts: 1,374
    The rant about Canadian road in Ottawa was pretty funny.
    on the drive home i noticed exactly what he was tlaking about and laughed more :p
  • Posts: 21,415
    I thought the comment about Toronto and Seattle being two cities "sporting big erections" was kind of cute. :D
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  • Posts: 12
    en el show de atlanta del 94 antes de tokar "once" Ed dice

    "well, We dont have to thank any sponsors, there were no fukin sponsors"

    y hay otra q creo q es antes de tokar "betterman" q dice

    "I think the radio quit broadcasting so we can start fuckin around now. Actually they are still broadcasting fuck it we'll fuck around anyway this is a new song but it was written a long time ago. It's dedicated to the bastard that married my momma!!"

    jajaja Eddie se guilla
    some die just to live...
  • Posts: 14,977
    holy shit, i love this thread. thanks for starting it, i've been laughing my arse off all thru-out reading it. some i have heard before, others brand new....man, gotta love ed. :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 2,981
    From Boise, Idaho, 2000.

    Someone called Ben gets onstage and Eddie asks who he is. He replies "I'm Ben and I'm from Utah". Eddie replies "Uhhh, he's from Utah" and nods at security to get him off the stage.

    Well I thought it was funny.

    :D
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  • Posts: 40
    This is slightly off thread but I remember seeing footage of a festival concert on mtv and some guy does a stage dive and totally misses the crowd. All you see is ed cracking up!!
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    London Wembeley Arena 2000
    Reading Festival 2006
    London Wembeley Arena 2007
  • Posts: 22
    "You know what!?...I've been fucked in the ass so many times...I've got shit coming out of my mouth...& i feel like kissing you. That's how i feel."

    the majority would think this is funny...i just find it to be extremely real & true...but the majority rules...enjoy...
    for the lights of the city.
    only look good when i'm speeding.
    i wanna leave it all behind me.
    cause this time.
    i'm gone...
    in the far of distance.
    as my tail lights fade.
    no-one thinks to witness.
    but they will someday.
  • Posts: 8
    great thread.. felt I had to contribute...

    Sydney 2 2003.. The guys come out after 2nd encore...

    "I was over on the side of the stage tonight when we.. before at soundcheck, and.. ah.. we were gonna work out a couple of songs, and I was sitting over there and.. ah.. a guy who works here comes over and he says 'Im sorry, I hate to have to do this but you cant smoke up here'... so... so I put it out in a very gentlemanly fashion.. and just knew that I was gonna smoke all night on stage"

    Sydney 1 200... After 1st encore...
    "Ok... were just gonna do one more cause we got two more shows in the next two nights.. (crowd boos)... Ah fuck those guys in the next two nights...(cheers).... Can I just talk for a second while I finish this smoke... This is the only place in the building you can smoke without getting a $500 fine.... Its hard to quit smoking when theres a Bush in office.. The Clinton years, I coulda stopped smoking during the Clinton years.. I didnt know how good it was... and we've been watching the news here and we think weve formed an opinion on whats happening in your country and with your leader? (Pauses for responce)... This is what we think and I dont know if youll agree.. but it seems to me that, like, hes giving george bush a blow job...(crowd roars)... but check it, hes giving george bush a blow job with your lips" - At the time Australia was about to send troops to Iraq for the 2nd Gulf War...

    Hope you all see the humour in these quotes...
    Canberra - March 95 / Sydney 3 - March 98 / Sydney 1 - Feb 03 / Sydney 1 & 2 Nov 06
  • Posts: 7,916
    PJez261 wrote:
    great thread.. felt I had to contribute...

    Sydney 2 2003.. The guys come out after 2nd encore...

    "I was over on the side of the stage tonight when we.. before at soundcheck, and.. ah.. we were gonna work out a couple of songs, and I was sitting over there and.. ah.. a guy who works here comes over and he says 'Im sorry, I hate to have to do this but you cant smoke up here'... so... so I put it out in a very gentlemanly fashion.. and just knew that I was gonna smoke all night on stage"

    Sydney 1 200... After 1st encore...
    "Ok... were just gonna do one more cause we got two more shows in the next two nights.. (crowd boos)... Ah fuck those guys in the next two nights...(cheers).... Can I just talk for a second while I finish this smoke... This is the only place in the building you can smoke without getting a $500 fine.... Its hard to quit smoking when theres a Bush in office.. The Clinton years, I coulda stopped smoking during the Clinton years.. I didnt know how good it was... and we've been watching the news here and we think weve formed an opinion on whats happening in your country and with your leader? (Pauses for responce)... This is what we think and I dont know if youll agree.. but it seems to me that, like, hes giving george bush a blow job...(crowd roars)... but check it, hes giving george bush a blow job with your lips" - At the time Australia was about to send troops to Iraq for the 2nd Gulf War...

    Hope you all see the humour in these quotes...


    those two where great....was it in melbourne 98 when he said
    "we´ve fuckin been in melbourne for five days...we still cant leave yet??"
  • Posts: 7,916
    hey..by the way...we had a a future classic one here in buenos aires a week ago:

    "I mean..no one sings the guitar parts, for christ´s sake!!"

    p.d.:..no one except us :p
  • MA Posts: 7,314
    "Look at all the fucking tans. They could make a nice couch out of you guys"
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • Posts: 1,062
    pearljammonkey wrote:
    that interview in Denmark -
    ED - we love the Dutch people - Interviewer - actually thats Holland
    Jeff - weve been reading about Spain and stuff and we treat it like a bullfight out there
    very heavily hemmingway-inspired hehe

    then they start miming and shit when the interviewer turns to translate for the camera :)

    I've read this before, but when was this? I guess it most have been in connection with a show here, so it's '92 or 2000. If someone could tell me what year it would be great. I'll try to find an article with it.....
    Roskilde 30-06-00
    Berlin 23-09-06
    Copenhagen 26-06-07
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    "This is not wine that I'm drinking tonight. This is Gatorade!" EV-Copenhagen 26-06-07
  • MA Posts: 7,314
    dane wrote:
    I've read this before, but when was this? I guess it most have been in connection with a show here, so it's '92 or 2000. If someone could tell me what year it would be great. I'll try to find an article with it.....


    It's the Pinkpop 92 post-show interview.
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"

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