Funniest Things eddie has said

you can't forget the "play leash you pussies" rant in the garden. I won't retype it because there's probably children on here

deadmosquito wrote:

as pointed out so many times before....


the whole mosquito-bite tits/ shitting on girls heads thing from hershey 03. my first pj concert and made even more memorable by that. get this boot if you don't have it:)

i was there and i just happen to be listening to the boot right now! peep my sig...

pearljammonkey wrote:

that interview in Denmark -
ED - we love the Dutch people - Interviewer - actually thats Holland
Jeff - weve been reading about Spain and stuff and we treat it like a bullfight out there
very heavily hemmingway-inspired hehe

then they start miming and shit when the interviewer turns to translate for the camera

also - Ed - "if we fuck it up, it wont be the first time" prior to fucking up I Am Mine (Brisbane1 '03)

another Brisbane1 '03 - after some guy yelled "SET UP!"
"this guy said shutup, fuck you! ... start a band, play for 10 years, then meet up with these guys, then play another 10 years then get the microphone and then YOU say something but right now shut the fuck up!"

eddie rocks.

like that guy said, i highly recommend going to http://www.jeffgarden.com . not just for that pink pop thing (which includes several songs and a unique improv/RITFW encore) but for everything else.

the video of ed playins "the times they are a changing" from the nader rally is my favorite hes got up now.

Is there ANY way to burn the shows from pearljamlive.com onto disk?

Hawaii '92 Speaking of the various mosh pits that broke out:
"This is kind of a strange analogy, but remember those Norelco razors with, like, the three circles that spin round like that? That's what you guys look like."
Maybe not The funniest but I found it ammusing.

Someone was throwing quarters at Ed during Go at the 9/16/98 Mansfield, MA show. Right at the end of the song he let loose with the longest string of explicatives I think I've ever heard!

"Listen asshole, one more fucker throws a fuckin’ quarter out here and we’re outta here, I’m tellin’ ya, FUCKER! What the fuck, you’re blowin’ it for fuckin’ everybody. Hit me with a fuckin’ quarter again and, fuck it, I’m outta here. We’re all outta here. Fuck you, and if anyone sees someone throw fuckin’ change right next to them, you have my permission to beat the fuckin’ holy shit outta them. Thank you very much. Fuckin’ idiot. Ah, that felt good, thank you."

deadmosquito wrote:

as pointed out so many times before....


the whole mosquito-bite tits/ shitting on girls heads thing from hershey 03. my first pj concert and made even more memorable by that. get this boot if you don't have it:)

Ha... Ha... I was there too

At the Pink Pop concert Eddie said"there is another band with a lead singer named eddie, But Ive been told I give better Ed"

HJGhoops wrote:

Someone was throwing quarters at Ed during Go at the 9/16/98 Mansfield, MA show. Right at the end of the song he let loose with the longest string of explicatives I think I've ever heard!

"Listen asshole, one more fucker throws a fuckin’ quarter out here and we’re outta here, I’m tellin’ ya, FUCKER! What the fuck, you’re blowin’ it for fuckin’ everybody. Hit me with a fuckin’ quarter again and, fuck it, I’m outta here. We’re all outta here. Fuck you, and if anyone sees someone throw fuckin’ change right next to them, you have my permission to beat the fuckin’ holy shit outta them. Thank you very much. Fuckin’ idiot. Ah, that felt good, thank you."

too funny

i wish he would speak more

great humour

i like what he said on the Echoes online interview, 2000

AskPearlJam: BPendergraft-guest says: Would you ever let a fan tag along with you guys for a tour to see what all goes on behind the scenes, you know like a Pearl Jam "homework" assignment? I would definitely be willing to travel with you guys!!! Just to hear all the sweet music.

Eddie: That's very nice of you to say. But there is no tagging along. You've got to have a job. Right now, they are all taken.
Eddie: By people who don't like our music.
Eddie: What a waste (just kidding)

I quite enjoyed Ed's rant/borderline obsession about the local beer in Halifax. For those of you who aren't familiar with the Maritime way of life, we like to party in the kitchen and people take their beer VERY seriously and Ed was walking a fine line by teasing so much...

"Heineken! Fuck that shit! Give us a Keith's!"

"We're the bosses! Give us a Keith's! We all want a Keith's"

"If it's the worst beer we've ever had you're in big fucking trouble! It's probably one of those beers where the 1st one tastes like shit but after that it's all wonderful. 'Dude! What period is it?' 'I don't fucking know!' It sounds like it's one of those beers that you can catch a puck in your teeth and not even feel it until the next day."

The kicker was not so much what he said, but what he did. After chugging back a Keith's, he proceeded to balance the can on his head for about 2/3 of a song. Classy!

What could have been disastrous ended up winning the crowds ultimate and undying respect (not that the die-hard fans didn't already love them...).