A Strongly Worded Letter to Pearl Jam

KM73780
KM73780 Posts: 1,177
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Life is short. Time is urgent. WE NEED the next album to be a total effing barn burner. None of this weird shit, I mean just light the bitch (the album) on fire. High and hard, burn it to the ground. With urgency!

Please and thank you. 
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  • JimmyV
    JimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,615
    I love that this was not at all what I expected it to be. 
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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 13,133
    Recent events really makes you appreciate the moments to see this band again.  Life is short.  Embrace it
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 15,208
    My first thought  was late night  drinking?


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • joseph33
    joseph33 Washington DC Posts: 1,342
    Wait..what???
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Posts: 40,284
    JimmyV said:
    I love that this was not at all what I expected it to be. 
    Haha me too
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  • drakeheuer14
    drakeheuer14 Posts: 4,636
    Weird shit? I quite like the new stuff
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  • mattcoz
    mattcoz Chicago Posts: 2,243
    JimmyV said:
    I love that this was not at all what I expected it to be. 
    Ha, yup.
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  • evenflow82
    evenflow82 Posts: 3,892
    In my dream world Stone would write the monster hooky riffs, Mike would solo like he does in concert and Ed would write the lyrics. 
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  • bootlegger10
    bootlegger10 Posts: 16,306
    Well, this is a poorly structured letter.  Where is the greeting?  No closing?  No signature?  Who is this letter addressed to?   

    Other than that, A+
  • bootlegger10
    bootlegger10 Posts: 16,306
    edited March 2022
    I want this album to be the reappearance of Stone Gossard.  

    Ed - You got all the songs on Earthlings which was great.  Time to let Stone contribute.  
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  • ski-bum
    ski-bum Boston Posts: 1,024
    lastexitlondon said:
    My first thought  was late night  drinking?
    lol
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  • mattcoz
    mattcoz Chicago Posts: 2,243
    evenflow82 said:
    In my dream world Stone would write the monster hooky riffs, Mike would solo like he does in concert and Ed would write the lyrics. 
    If Jeff worthless to you??!
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  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 15,208
    Jeff and Matt.  Thats  all


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,461
    Dear Pearl Jam,

    Write how you will, play when you can. I’ll be listening when it’s time. 

    Love,
    C
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  • Jason7192
    Jason7192 Southern Indiana Posts: 318
    2-feign-reluctance said:
    Dear Pearl Jam,

    Write how you will, play when you can. I’ll be listening when it’s time. 

    Love,
    C
    Yup. Nothing more, nothing less.
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 15,208
    2-feign-reluctance said:
    Dear Pearl Jam,

    Write how you will, play when you can. I’ll be listening when it’s time. 

    Love,
    C

    Love from  rob too.


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • RoleModelsinBlood31
    RoleModelsinBlood31 Austin TX Posts: 6,254
    edited March 2022
    Don’t make it another WordSaladton.  We don’t need to see how many god damn words we can fit into each song. As a matter of fact, maybe let Stone etc. write the lyrics and music and you can go catch a swell or two in Hawaii. When you get done, meet em in the studio and you can sing on em.  I happen to like Pearl Jam, and not so much Eddie Vedder as he’s steered this love boat straight into the word iceberg.  The guy loves to hear himself. The lyric book should be as thin as possible, using as few trees and resources as is lyrically possible. I still haven’t listened to anything after the first two tracks of Ed’s Earthling, and have no intention to.
    Post edited by RoleModelsinBlood31 on
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  • wiscojam
    wiscojam Appleton Posts: 344
    drakeheuer14 said:
    Weird shit? I quite like the new stuff
    +1
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Posts: 40,284
    RoleModelsinBlood31 said:
    Don’t make it another WordSaladton.  We don’t need to see how many god damn words we can fit into each song. As a matter of fact, maybe let Stone etc. write the lyrics and music and you can go catch a swell or two in Hawaii. When you get done, meet em in the studio and you can sing on em.  I happen to like Pearl Jam, and not so much Eddie Vedder as he’s steered this love boat straight into the word iceberg.  The guy loves to hear himself. The lyric book should be as thin as possible, using as few trees and resources as is lyrically possible. I still haven’t listened to anything after the first two tracks of Ed’s Earthling, and have no intention to.
    Feel free to start a band. 
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  • mpedone
    mpedone 540xxx - Manchester, NH Posts: 1,961
    This is a band known for making the music they want to make. Don't see that changing. You don't have to enjoy it, but you also don't get to demand they make music to your taste. 
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