Bitch, please

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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,461
    People faffing about with getting vaccinated. 
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    And dog keeps taking me out for walks, not looking forward to those cold winter walks.
    Female dog?

    Please.
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,556
    The count is two and one, Ronald Blease is on the mound....Let's do this.

    Pitch Blease.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    And dog keeps taking me out for walks, not looking forward to those cold winter walks.
    Female dog?

    Please.
    :lol:
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    edited October 2021
    Hobbes said:
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    And dog keeps taking me out for walks, not looking forward to those cold winter walks.
    Female dog?

    Please.
    Male actually.... BP!
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,896
    edited October 2021
    So. New house problem  no.2.
    Bitch please , the toilets must be made  for women and children. I sit on the pan and my goods hit the inside of the damn toilet. BITCH PLEASE let me sit in comfort  and not hover like  a fool!
    P.s this isn't a "oh im so well endowed"  comment


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    lastexitlondon said:
    So. New house problem  no.2.
    Bitch please , the toilets must be made  for women and children. I sit on the pan and my goods hit the inside of the damn toilet. BITCH PLEASE let me sit in comfort  and not hover like  a fool!
    P.s this isn't a "oh im so well endowed"  comment
    You could lower the water level, Larry Longballs, but then that could mean some of those growler dumps take a few flushes.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,377
    lastexitlondon said:
    So. New house problem  no.2.
    Bitch please , the toilets must be made  for women and children. I sit on the pan and my goods hit the inside of the damn toilet. BITCH PLEASE let me sit in comfort  and not hover like  a fool!
    P.s this isn't a "oh im so well endowed"  comment
    Bitch please, you have a built in Squatty Potty.  Quit your yelpin, lol!

    SQUATTY POTTY - Didn39t Know I Wanted That
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,896
    No its not the water our toilets are not like your rank usa ones that dump your cock in a soup of shit. Its the angle of the bowl.  Like when you sit. The junk is touching  the actual porcelain.  So nasty. I need a raise device.  Like a booster  seat🤣


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,896
    Bitch this is serious. Im gonna get some kind of knob rot


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,377
    Got you Rob!

    Bitch please...
    EZ Rise Cushioned Toilet Seat - Walmartcom
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,896
    That's  what i NEED


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    lastexitlondon said:
    Bitch this is serious. Im gonna get some kind of knob rot
    LOL
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    mfc2006 said:
    lastexitlondon said:
    Bitch this is serious. Im gonna get some kind of knob rot
    LOL
    Still better than tube rot. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Both of those terms inspire such images of beauty and health :lol:
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    Bitch please, my mobile old phone only opens Apps on the wide view, giving me one row to view at a time. I've been to settings, learnt everything except how to change the view back to normal. Isnt it supposed to be adaptive? I have a Samsung! 
  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,896
    Bitch please  . Who finds a signed set list in the tool box when moving house. Ffs 


    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    Bitch please, my mobile old phone only opens Apps on the wide view, giving me one row to view at a time. I've been to settings, learnt everything except how to change the view back to normal. Isnt it supposed to be adaptive? I have a Samsung! 
    Oh I just found auto-rotate :)
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,812
    lastexitlondon said:
    Bitch please  . Who finds a signed set list in the tool box when moving house. Ffs 
    Nice find!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved

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