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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    hedonist said:
    mickeyrat said:
    dankind said:
    Like air. 

    (-ing your grievances…)

    but we already had Festivus....
    That’s every day here. 
    For the rest of us. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • OffSheGoes35OffSheGoes35 Posts: 3,516
    What the hell? It's too nice outside to be bitchy. Summer is finally over! Thank f#ck!
  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,433
    Must be the season of the bitch.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,990
    Hobbes said:
    Must be the season of the bitch.

    spring forward, bitch back ....
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:
    Must be the season of the bitch.
    Ha!

    It just may be, Hobbes. 
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,990
    edited October 2021
    toilet randomly running jacking up water bill? along with running while showering making the shower run hot?

    bitch, please.

    complete tank parts replacement with but one minor issue a Sawzall took care of?

    BITCH, please.......
    Post edited by mickeyrat on
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 14,278
    Moved  to a new house.  The hot tap is cold and the  cold tap is hot bitch please!
    brixton 93
    astoria 06
    albany 06
    hartford 06
    reading 06
    barcelona 06
    paris 06
    wembley 07
    dusseldorf 07
    nijmegen 07

    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • Purple Fairy TreePurple Fairy Tree Posts: 1,977
    edited October 2021
    Bitch please... hot tap in the kitchen needs replacing to get hot water.
  • Purple Fairy TreePurple Fairy Tree Posts: 1,977
    And dog keeps taking me out for walks, not looking forward to those cold winter walks.
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    lastexitlondon said:
    Moved  to a new house.  The hot tap is cold and the  cold tap is hot bitch please!
    It's haunted. Get out right now.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,345
    People faffing about with getting vaccinated. 
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  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,433
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    And dog keeps taking me out for walks, not looking forward to those cold winter walks.
    Female dog?

    Please.
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,533
    The count is two and one, Ronald Blease is on the mound....Let's do this.

    Pitch Blease.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    And dog keeps taking me out for walks, not looking forward to those cold winter walks.
    Female dog?

    Please.
    :lol:
  • Purple Fairy TreePurple Fairy Tree Posts: 1,977
    edited October 2021
    Hobbes said:
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    And dog keeps taking me out for walks, not looking forward to those cold winter walks.
    Female dog?

    Please.
    Male actually.... BP!
  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 14,278
    edited October 2021
    So. New house problem  no.2.
    Bitch please , the toilets must be made  for women and children. I sit on the pan and my goods hit the inside of the damn toilet. BITCH PLEASE let me sit in comfort  and not hover like  a fool!
    P.s this isn't a "oh im so well endowed"  comment
    brixton 93
    astoria 06
    albany 06
    hartford 06
    reading 06
    barcelona 06
    paris 06
    wembley 07
    dusseldorf 07
    nijmegen 07

    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    lastexitlondon said:
    So. New house problem  no.2.
    Bitch please , the toilets must be made  for women and children. I sit on the pan and my goods hit the inside of the damn toilet. BITCH PLEASE let me sit in comfort  and not hover like  a fool!
    P.s this isn't a "oh im so well endowed"  comment
    You could lower the water level, Larry Longballs, but then that could mean some of those growler dumps take a few flushes.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,564
    lastexitlondon said:
    So. New house problem  no.2.
    Bitch please , the toilets must be made  for women and children. I sit on the pan and my goods hit the inside of the damn toilet. BITCH PLEASE let me sit in comfort  and not hover like  a fool!
    P.s this isn't a "oh im so well endowed"  comment
    Bitch please, you have a built in Squatty Potty.  Quit your yelpin, lol!

    SQUATTY POTTY - Didn39t Know I Wanted That
  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 14,278
    No its not the water our toilets are not like your rank usa ones that dump your cock in a soup of shit. Its the angle of the bowl.  Like when you sit. The junk is touching  the actual porcelain.  So nasty. I need a raise device.  Like a booster  seat🤣
    brixton 93
    astoria 06
    albany 06
    hartford 06
    reading 06
    barcelona 06
    paris 06
    wembley 07
    dusseldorf 07
    nijmegen 07

    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 14,278
    Bitch this is serious. Im gonna get some kind of knob rot
    brixton 93
    astoria 06
    albany 06
    hartford 06
    reading 06
    barcelona 06
    paris 06
    wembley 07
    dusseldorf 07
    nijmegen 07

    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,564
    Got you Rob!

    Bitch please...
    EZ Rise Cushioned Toilet Seat - Walmartcom
  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 14,278
    That's  what i NEED
    brixton 93
    astoria 06
    albany 06
    hartford 06
    reading 06
    barcelona 06
    paris 06
    wembley 07
    dusseldorf 07
    nijmegen 07

    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    lastexitlondon said:
    Bitch this is serious. Im gonna get some kind of knob rot
    LOL
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    mfc2006 said:
    lastexitlondon said:
    Bitch this is serious. Im gonna get some kind of knob rot
    LOL
    Still better than tube rot. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Both of those terms inspire such images of beauty and health :lol:
  • Purple Fairy TreePurple Fairy Tree Posts: 1,977
    Bitch please, my mobile old phone only opens Apps on the wide view, giving me one row to view at a time. I've been to settings, learnt everything except how to change the view back to normal. Isnt it supposed to be adaptive? I have a Samsung! 
  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 14,278
    Bitch please  . Who finds a signed set list in the tool box when moving house. Ffs 
    brixton 93
    astoria 06
    albany 06
    hartford 06
    reading 06
    barcelona 06
    paris 06
    wembley 07
    dusseldorf 07
    nijmegen 07

    this song is meant to be called i got shit,itshould be called i got shit tickets-hartford 06 -
  • Purple Fairy TreePurple Fairy Tree Posts: 1,977
    West Coast Dreamgirl said:
    Bitch please, my mobile old phone only opens Apps on the wide view, giving me one row to view at a time. I've been to settings, learnt everything except how to change the view back to normal. Isnt it supposed to be adaptive? I have a Samsung! 
    Oh I just found auto-rotate :)
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,600
    lastexitlondon said:
    Bitch please  . Who finds a signed set list in the tool box when moving house. Ffs 
    Nice find!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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