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    mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,378
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    Turd Burglars??? LOL
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,688
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    twice in one shift AT TWO DIFFERENT TERMINALS!!!!!
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.

    And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.

    And it feels so goo-ood.
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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,141
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    dankind said:
    I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.

    And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.

    And it feels so goo-ood.
    So, in a sense, you kind of prepped the space for them eh? 
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    2-feign-reluctance said:
    dankind said:
    I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.

    And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.

    And it feels so goo-ood.
    So, in a sense, you kind of prepped the space for them eh? 
    One more time, with feeling, before heading home. 
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,680
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    #1 bizarre poll question ever! 
    There are several cliche's that apply here:
    -It's never a great idea to resist "the call of nature."
    -"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
    -"You are not what you eat.  You are what you don't poop."
    -And of course, "Shit happens."
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,378
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.
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    bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 15,529
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    brianlux said:
    #1 bizarre poll question ever! 
    There are several cliche's that apply here:
    -It's never a great idea to resist "the call of nature."
    -"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
    -"You are not what you eat.  You are what you don't poop."
    -And of course, "Shit happens."
    Nice!  It is interesting though.  Something everyone does is something that people get embarrassed about.  

    My bathroom at work is cleaner than my bathroom at home probably.  I would be surprised if I went #2 at home more than 3-4 times a month.  Probably a sign I spend too much time at work.
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    mfc2006 said:
    I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.
    Saw the doc yesterday; he said everything’s normal. 
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    mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,378
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    dankind said:
    mfc2006 said:
    I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.
    Saw the doc yesterday; he said everything’s normal. 
    LOL
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,449
    dankind said:
    I have not been to the office in-- I've lost count.

    At any rate, goddamn, do I ever miss pooping at work. I would save my poops for work. I could relax, unwind, not give a fuck, and just unload. It was damn near luxurious. 


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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,141
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Pulled a yes, and I don't care yesterday. Also, these college kids man, what the fuck are they eating these days? 
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,808
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon. 

    me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals. 

    another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home. 

    he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW". 
    Darwinspeed, all. 

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    oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,822
    edited September 2021
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon. 

    me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals. 

    another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home. 

    he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW". 

    Newsflash - people already know that you poop :lol:




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    oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,822
    Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating. :lol:
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,808
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    oftenreading said:
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon. 

    me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals. 

    another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home. 

    he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW". 

    Newsflash - people already know that you poop :lol:




    I know, that's what I tell him. it's so odd that grown men (people) are so weird about this. it's not like the stall is see through. 
    Darwinspeed, all. 

    Cheers,

    HFD




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    GlowGirlGlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 9,833
    oftenreading said:
    Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating. :lol:



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    Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,949
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    oftenreading said:
    Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating. :lol:
    That's not the point.  It's the vulnerable spot you put yourself in while the act is being carried out.
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,418
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Paid to shit?  Why not?!!
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    oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,822
    Gern Blansten said:
    oftenreading said:
    Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating. :lol:
    That's not the point.  It's the vulnerable spot you put yourself in while the act is being carried out.
    “Vulnerable”?

    Holy FSM you people are coddled :lol: 
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    oftenreading said:
    Gern Blansten said:
    oftenreading said:
    Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating. :lol:
    That's not the point.  It's the vulnerable spot you put yourself in while the act is being carried out.
    “Vulnerable”?

    Holy FSM you people are coddled :lol: 
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    Vincent was on the job. He left himself pretty vulnerable, I'd say.

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    Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,949
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    Hobbes said:
    Vincent was on the job. He left himself pretty vulnerable, I'd say.

    See the source image
    exactly
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Chicago; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
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    Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom's Posts: 17,949
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    honestly my trauma probably started with the bell ringing stuff...scarred for life
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Chicago; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,141
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Exploring all related aspects to the poll. That’s why I love this place! 
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    You sure don’t wanna go out like Gigi on the Sopranos. 
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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,141
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Poop O' Clock around here is 10am. Most of my colleagues are working parents, so we're relatively on the same brekkie and coffee schedule. This presents unique challenges. Such as pooping in the same space as the dean. 
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    markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,104
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Made a guy gag today while he was using the urinal. Oddly proud of that lol.
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    markymark550 said:
    Made a guy gag today while he was using the urinal. Oddly proud of that lol.
    My man. 
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,688
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    left my mark in cincy .
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