Do you poop at work?

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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    Turd Burglars??? LOL
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,611
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    twice in one shift AT TWO DIFFERENT TERMINALS!!!!!
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.

    And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.

    And it feels so goo-ood.
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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,462
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    dankind said:
    I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.

    And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.

    And it feels so goo-ood.
    So, in a sense, you kind of prepped the space for them eh? 
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    2-feign-reluctance said:
    dankind said:
    I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.

    And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.

    And it feels so goo-ood.
    So, in a sense, you kind of prepped the space for them eh? 
    One more time, with feeling, before heading home. 
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    #1 bizarre poll question ever! 
    There are several cliche's that apply here:
    -It's never a great idea to resist "the call of nature."
    -"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
    -"You are not what you eat.  You are what you don't poop."
    -And of course, "Shit happens."
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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.
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  • bootlegger10
    bootlegger10 Posts: 16,260
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    brianlux said:
    #1 bizarre poll question ever! 
    There are several cliche's that apply here:
    -It's never a great idea to resist "the call of nature."
    -"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
    -"You are not what you eat.  You are what you don't poop."
    -And of course, "Shit happens."
    Nice!  It is interesting though.  Something everyone does is something that people get embarrassed about.  

    My bathroom at work is cleaner than my bathroom at home probably.  I would be surprised if I went #2 at home more than 3-4 times a month.  Probably a sign I spend too much time at work.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    mfc2006 said:
    I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.
    Saw the doc yesterday; he said everything’s normal. 
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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    dankind said:
    mfc2006 said:
    I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.
    Saw the doc yesterday; he said everything’s normal. 
    LOL
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  • Wobbie
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    dankind said:
    I have not been to the office in-- I've lost count.

    At any rate, goddamn, do I ever miss pooping at work. I would save my poops for work. I could relax, unwind, not give a fuck, and just unload. It was damn near luxurious. 


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  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,462
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Pulled a yes, and I don't care yesterday. Also, these college kids man, what the fuck are they eating these days? 
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,599
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon. 

    me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals. 

    another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home. 

    he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW". 
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    edited September 2021
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon. 

    me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals. 

    another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home. 

    he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW". 

    Newsflash - people already know that you poop :lol:




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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating. :lol:
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,599
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    oftenreading said:
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon. 

    me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals. 

    another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home. 

    he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW". 

    Newsflash - people already know that you poop :lol:




    I know, that's what I tell him. it's so odd that grown men (people) are so weird about this. it's not like the stall is see through. 
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  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,126
    oftenreading said:
    Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating. :lol:



  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,298
    Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation
    oftenreading said:
    Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating. :lol:
    That's not the point.  It's the vulnerable spot you put yourself in while the act is being carried out.
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me either
    Paid to shit?  Why not?!!
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Gern Blansten said:
    oftenreading said:
    Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating. :lol:
    That's not the point.  It's the vulnerable spot you put yourself in while the act is being carried out.
    “Vulnerable”?

    Holy FSM you people are coddled :lol: 
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