Do you poop at work?
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Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situationTurd Burglars??? LOLI LOVE MUSIC.
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eithertwice in one shift AT TWO DIFFERENT TERMINALS!!!!!
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I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.
And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.
And it feels so goo-ood.I SAW PEARL JAM0 -
Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eitherdankind said:I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.
And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.
And it feels so goo-ood.www.cluthelee.com0 -
2-feign-reluctance said:dankind said:I came into the office today to box up my stuff so that it doesn't get trashed when they remodel my floor.
And you know, I didn't even have to go that badly; I just needed to reconnect with my old friend.
And it feels so goo-ood.I SAW PEARL JAM0 -
Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situation#1 bizarre poll question ever!There are several cliche's that apply here:
-It's never a great idea to resist "the call of nature."
-"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
-"You are not what you eat. You are what you don't poop."
-And of course, "Shit happens.""It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situationI walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.I LOVE MUSIC.
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eitherbrianlux said:#1 bizarre poll question ever!There are several cliche's that apply here:
-It's never a great idea to resist "the call of nature."
-"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
-"You are not what you eat. You are what you don't poop."
-And of course, "Shit happens."My bathroom at work is cleaner than my bathroom at home probably. I would be surprised if I went #2 at home more than 3-4 times a month. Probably a sign I spend too much time at work.0 -
mfc2006 said:I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.I SAW PEARL JAM0
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Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situationdankind said:mfc2006 said:I walked into the restroom today to wash my hands after eating an Orange & immediately walked out. It was one of the worst sounding and smelling poop sessions of all time. Good lord. I don’t know who it was, but I think they need to see a doctor.I LOVE MUSIC.
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dankind said:I have not been to the office in-- I've lost count.
At any rate, goddamn, do I ever miss pooping at work. I would save my poops for work. I could relax, unwind, not give a fuck, and just unload. It was damn near luxurious.If I had known then what I know now...
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eitherPulled a yes, and I don't care yesterday. Also, these college kids man, what the fuck are they eating these days?www.cluthelee.com0
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eitherat least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon.
me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals.
another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home.
he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW".Hugh Freaking Dillon is currently out of the office, returning sometime in the fall0 -
HughFreakingDillon said:at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon.
me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals.
another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home.
he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW".
Newsflash - people already know that you poop
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Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating.my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0
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Yes, and I don't care who comes in after me eitheroftenreading said:HughFreakingDillon said:at least once a day. about 60-90 minutes after arrival. sometimes a second session in the afternoon.
me and my boss and the HR guy all have kind of the same timing. HR guy will come in "dammit (hugh)!" cause he recognizes my shoes. if my boss is in there, neither me nor the HR guy go anywhere NEAR it for at least an hour after. he routinely shits out dead animals.
another co worker of mine refuses to do it at work. his routine is set for when he gets up and/or when he arrives home. occasionally he's told me he's had a close call, if there's a traffic jam. he'll check the traffic report before leaving work. I find it so odd that people like him refuse to go anywhere but home.
he once did the "shitting dance" by my cube, as he was due to leave in about 5 minutes and was worried he wouldn't make it (he has a 20 minute drive home!). I'm like "dude, nearly no one is here, just go". his thing was "but then people will KNOW".
Newsflash - people already know that you poopHugh Freaking Dillon is currently out of the office, returning sometime in the fall0 -
oftenreading said:Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating.
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Yes, but its a get in and get out fast situationoftenreading said:Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating.Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
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Gern Blansten said:oftenreading said:Seriously, you people are weird. It's a normal biological function. No one is fooled into thinking that you are able to eat without ever defecating.Holy FSM you people are coddledmy small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0
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