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Weird questions in the middle of the night: Part II

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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Plenty of turkeys out here in NY.  Staten Island is full of them!
    Yeah, we're talking about the birds, though. :lol:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,358
    Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. 
    I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning.
    My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    edited February 2021
    Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. 
    I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning.
    My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
    Lost souls.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    stuckinlinestuckinline Posts: 3,358
    dankind said:
    Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. 
    I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning.
    My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
    Lost souls.
     =) 
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    dankind said:
    Plenty of turkeys out here in NY.  Staten Island is full of them!
    Yeah, we're talking about the birds, though. :lol:
    Ahhhh, so not "jive Turkeys"?
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    edited February 2021
    dankind said:
    Plenty of turkeys out here in NY.  Staten Island is full of them!
    Yeah, we're talking about the birds, though. :lol:
    Ahhhh, so not "jive Turkeys"?
    I thought that those had gone extinct.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. 
    I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning.
    My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?

    You got me curious...
    Hmmmm..."Devil’s Food Cake is a heavenly chocolate cake."  So there are devil's in hell?  Interesting!


    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    brianlux said:
    Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. 
    I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning.
    My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?

    You got me curious...
    Hmmmm..."Devil’s Food Cake is a heavenly chocolate cake."  So there are devil's in hell?  Interesting!


    All of God's beautiful creations have Devils names...  Devils Punch Bowl, Devils Tower, Devils Post Pile, Devils Playground, Devils hill and my personal favorite was a couch jump back in Masapequa, NY called Satan's Asshole.

    So yes there is Devil in heaven.
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    brianlux said:
    Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. 
    I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning.
    My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?

    You got me curious...
    Hmmmm..."Devil’s Food Cake is a heavenly chocolate cake."  So there are devil's in hell?  Interesting!


    All of God's beautiful creations have Devils names...  Devils Punch Bowl, Devils Tower, Devils Post Pile, Devils Playground, Devils hill and my personal favorite was a couch jump back in Masapequa, NY called Satan's Asshole.

    So yes there is Devil in heaven.

    Awrigggght!  :plus_one:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    FiveBelowFiveBelow Lubbock, TX Posts: 1,184
    brianlux said:
    Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. 
    I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning.
    My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?

    You got me curious...
    Hmmmm..."Devil’s Food Cake is a heavenly chocolate cake."  So there are devil's in hell?  Interesting!


    All of God's beautiful creations have Devils names...  Devils Punch Bowl, Devils Tower, Devils Post Pile, Devils Playground, Devils hill and my personal favorite was a couch jump back in Masapequa, NY called Satan's Asshole.

    So yes there is Devil in heaven.
    25 years ago I would have hopped on my Haro and pedaled straight for Satan’s Asshole. Current me would just sit on it.
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,472
    If you were offered 1% ownership of PJ in 2002, how much money would they owe you by 2022?
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    LoujoeLoujoe Posts: 7,762
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    Answer
    1. Adjust your signature to a symbol. Stay away from mending things )holes in stuff/missing buttons is hip now. The screw thing is more complicated. Maybe just force a sneeze beforehand. Breath deeply.
    Solution to 2
    Get your own stapler, keep it full and well hidden.
    Good luck my friend.
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    JeBurkhardtJeBurkhardt Posts: 4,492
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    See the source image
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    Hobbes said:
    See the source image

    :lol:  I love that movie!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,472
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 

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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    Loujoe said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    Answer
    1. Adjust your signature to a symbol. Stay away from mending things )holes in stuff/missing buttons is hip now. The screw thing is more complicated. Maybe just force a sneeze beforehand. Breath deeply.
    Solution to 2
    Get your own stapler, keep it full and well hidden.
    Good luck my friend.

    "Stay away from mending things"

    Look at me, I'm in tatters.  I'm shattered!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    tish said:
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 


    :lol:
    tish said:
    If you were offered 1% ownership of PJ in 2002, how much money would they owe you by 2022?
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    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    tish said:
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 

    https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,472
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 

    https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
    Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    tish said:
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 

    https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
    Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.
    Use protection!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,220
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 

    https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
    Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.
    Use protection!
    Double "mask".
    This weekend we rock Portland
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    Poncier said:
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 

    https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
    Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.
    Use protection!
    Double "mask".

    You'd think with a bold name like "Trojan" that wouldn't be necessary.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,472
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 

    https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
    Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.
    Use protection!

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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,472
    Poncier said:
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    dankind said:
    tish said:
    brianlux said:
    brianlux said:
    I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!

    Question one:  Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity?  (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)

    Question two:  Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one?  I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo!  It runs out when I'm using it.  WTF?

    The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll. 

    That's it!  Scoundrels! 

    https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
    Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.
    Use protection!
    Double "mask".

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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    It's 2 AM in the morning.  Where is everyone?  Or more pertinent, why am I still awake?
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    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    I wonder if there’s a 2am in the afternoon...  :pensive:
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    hedonist said:
    I wonder if there’s a 2am in the afternoon...  :pensive:
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    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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