Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning. My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning. My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning. My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning. My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning. My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
Hmmmm..."Devil’s Food Cake is a heavenly chocolate cake." So there are devil's in hell? Interesting!
All of God's beautiful creations have Devils names... Devils Punch Bowl, Devils Tower, Devils Post Pile, Devils Playground, Devils hill and my personal favorite was a couch jump back in Masapequa, NY called Satan's Asshole.
So yes there is Devil in heaven.
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Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning. My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
Hmmmm..."Devil’s Food Cake is a heavenly chocolate cake." So there are devil's in hell? Interesting!
All of God's beautiful creations have Devils names... Devils Punch Bowl, Devils Tower, Devils Post Pile, Devils Playground, Devils hill and my personal favorite was a couch jump back in Masapequa, NY called Satan's Asshole.
So yes there is Devil in heaven.
Awrigggght!
"Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!" -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
Brian, I hope you find answers to your questions in the middle of the night. I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning. My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
Hmmmm..."Devil’s Food Cake is a heavenly chocolate cake." So there are devil's in hell? Interesting!
All of God's beautiful creations have Devils names... Devils Punch Bowl, Devils Tower, Devils Post Pile, Devils Playground, Devils hill and my personal favorite was a couch jump back in Masapequa, NY called Satan's Asshole.
So yes there is Devil in heaven.
25 years ago I would have hopped on my Haro and pedaled straight for Satan’s Asshole. Current me would just sit on it.
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brianlux
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I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
"Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!" -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
Answer 1. Adjust your signature to a symbol. Stay away from mending things )holes in stuff/missing buttons is hip now. The screw thing is more complicated. Maybe just force a sneeze beforehand. Breath deeply. Solution to 2 Get your own stapler, keep it full and well hidden. Good luck my friend.
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
That's it! Scoundrels!
"Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!" -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
That's it! Scoundrels!
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brianlux
Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,268
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
Answer 1. Adjust your signature to a symbol. Stay away from mending things )holes in stuff/missing buttons is hip now. The screw thing is more complicated. Maybe just force a sneeze beforehand. Breath deeply. Solution to 2 Get your own stapler, keep it full and well hidden. Good luck my friend.
"Stay away from mending things"
Look at me, I'm in tatters. I'm shattered!
"Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!" -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
"Try to not spook the horse."
-Neil Young
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brianlux
Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,268
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!
Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)
Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.
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I often come up with great ideas and solutions to my problems in the middle of the night, but I can't remember a damn thing in the morning.
My question is why is chocolate cake called devil's food cake, and does anyone actually know what the devil eats?
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
So yes there is Devil in heaven.
Awrigggght!
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
1. Adjust your signature to a symbol. Stay away from mending things )holes in stuff/missing buttons is hip now. The screw thing is more complicated. Maybe just force a sneeze beforehand. Breath deeply.
Solution to 2
Get your own stapler, keep it full and well hidden.
Good luck my friend.
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
That's it! Scoundrels!
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
You'd think with a bold name like "Trojan" that wouldn't be necessary.
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"
-Eddie Vedder, "Smile"