Weird questions in the middle of the night: Part II
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I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0
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If you were offered 1% ownership of PJ in 2002, how much money would they owe you by 2022?I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef
Animals were hiding behind the Coral
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me
Gurgle Gurgle0 -
Answerbrianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
1. Adjust your signature to a symbol. Stay away from mending things )holes in stuff/missing buttons is hip now. The screw thing is more complicated. Maybe just force a sneeze beforehand. Breath deeply.
Solution to 2
Get your own stapler, keep it full and well hidden.
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The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?0 -
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JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!
"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
brianlux said:JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!
I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef
Animals were hiding behind the Coral
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me
Gurgle Gurgle0 -
Loujoe said:
Answerbrianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
1. Adjust your signature to a symbol. Stay away from mending things )holes in stuff/missing buttons is hip now. The screw thing is more complicated. Maybe just force a sneeze beforehand. Breath deeply.
Solution to 2
Get your own stapler, keep it full and well hidden.
Good luck my friend."Stay away from mending things"Look at me, I'm in tatters. I'm shattered!"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
tish said:brianlux said:JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!
tish said:If you were offered 1% ownership of PJ in 2002, how much money would they owe you by 2022?
"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
tish said:brianlux said:JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!
https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
I SAW PEARL JAM0 -
Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.dankind said:tish said:brianlux said:JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQI was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef
Animals were hiding behind the Coral
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me
Gurgle Gurgle0 -
Use protection!tish said:
Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.dankind said:tish said:brianlux said:JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQI SAW PEARL JAM0 -
Double "mask".dankind said:
Use protection!tish said:
Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.dankind said:tish said:brianlux said:JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
This weekend we rock Portland0 -
Poncier said:
Double "mask".dankind said:
Use protection!tish said:
Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.dankind said:tish said:brianlux said:JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
You'd think with a bold name like "Trojan" that wouldn't be necessary.
"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
dankind said:
Use protection!tish said:
Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.dankind said:tish said:brianlux said:JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef
Animals were hiding behind the Coral
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me
Gurgle Gurgle0 -
Poncier said:
Double "mask".dankind said:
Use protection!tish said:
Mmm.... that guy looks like breakfast.dankind said:tish said:brianlux said:JeBurkhardt said:
The people who run the stapler low on staples without refilling it seem to be the same people who will use all but the last square of TP and not replace the roll.brianlux said:I would have to be crazy to expect anyone to have an answer to either of these questions, but I'm here to tell you, they are vexing!Question one: Why do I always sneeze right when I'm trying to do something that requires concentration and dexterity? (Like signing my name to a card, threading a needle, tightening a small screw- that kind of thing.)Question two: Why does the stapler always run out of staples right when I need one? I mean, does it run out when she is using it? Noooooooo! It runs out when I'm using it. WTF?
That's it! Scoundrels!https://youtu.be/MXW2jfdtsaQ
I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef
Animals were hiding behind the Coral
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me
Gurgle Gurgle0 -
It's 2 AM in the morning. Where is everyone? Or more pertinent, why am I still awake?
"It's a sad and beautiful world"-Roberto Benigni0 -
I wonder if there’s a 2am in the afternoon...
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