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The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
edited February 2021 in All Encompassing Trip
...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 


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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Soon as I started reading, my mind went there.

    PS - fuck false eyelashes; or worse, having them weaved in. The hell?
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Oh, and the tags :lol:

    Well done, sir. Well done. 
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    GlowGirlGlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 9,876
    The Juggler said:
    ...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

    I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

    Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

    But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

    I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 


    But let me ask you this, if you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?

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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    Hahaha.
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    West Coast DreamgirlWest Coast Dreamgirl Posts: 1,819
    @The Juggler... sounds like you're taking ladies eyebrows for granted. "These things that yield little to no return" why what do you expect back from them, how about monobrows? I agree with what you said about a nice pinkish hue on the cheeks though.
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    We have Evenbros. Introducing Evenbrows. 
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    sympathy bump for a failed thread.
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Wobbie said:
    sympathy bump for a failed thread.
    Too low-brow?
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    Brooke
    Brooke Shields and Her Iconic Eyebrows Are Suing Charlotte Tilbury

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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    brianlux said:
    Brooke
    Brooke Shields and Her Iconic Eyebrows Are Suing Charlotte Tilbury

    Too thick. 
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    That’s what she said.
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,781
    edited February 2021
    solid natural brow....  all day.

    draws my eyes to hers.
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    See the source image
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,225

    This weekend we rock Portland
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    That ep was on last night.

    Has anyone seen the site that removes eyebrows from celebrities’ faces? There’s one for teeth too. 

    Crazy kids. 
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    brianlux said:
    Brooke
    Brooke Shields and Her Iconic Eyebrows Are Suing Charlotte Tilbury


    Poncier said:


    I like a big set of bushy eyebrows.
    When the big set becomes one long brow, less so.

    When the one long brow covers the upper lip....no.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,868
    Not a fan of the Muppet brow, man or woman.  I equally dislike granny drawn in ones.  A  little trim doesn't hurt time to time.
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    SmallestOceans said:
    Sorry for partying


    Grow out the caterpillars, new studies show they prevent harmful bacteria from getting into the eyes. And most importantly it’s for the safety of others.

    Oooooh!  Now that is sexy, but nothing compared to this:
    Top Five actors with iconic eyebrows Slacker Shack

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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    None hold a candle to that curmudgeonly pain in the ass, Andy Rooney. 
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    lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 11,946
    I saw a lady jogging and had to double take. She had tattooed eyebrows but they looked blue. Like the strike on a matchbox.  Wow man I dont see that as a good move.
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    JeBurkhardtJeBurkhardt Posts: 4,503
    There has to be a happy median between two future butterflies and a single drawn line above the eyes.  
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,225
    hedonist said:
    None hold a candle to that curmudgeonly pain in the ass, Andy Rooney. 

    This weekend we rock Portland
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    :lol:


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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    hedonist said:
    :lol:


    Nice, smooth, barely even there. 

    Sexy.
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,539
    edited March 2021
    The Juggler said:
    ...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

    I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

    Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

    But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

    I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 



    I never assumed women were doing it for men's pleasure. I can't say I understand the style and don't care for those giant shaped brows at all, but I still doubt they are thinking "oh, the men are going to love this!" when they get it done. Mine are just natural... I was blessed with pretty nice eyebrows and am very happy with them, lol!
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    PJ_Soul said:
    The Juggler said:
    ...is a sentence I have never heard one male utter in all of my years on this planet.

    I was having a DISCUSSION with the wife about eyebrows and eyelashes recently. My firm stance is that the female cares immensely about these items whilst the male doesn't appear to give much of a shit. So much so that they spend a disproportionate amount of time and money on these things that yield little to no return.

    Personally, I prefer regular ol', non drawn-on, thin eyebrows, as well as natural eye lashes. 

    But as far as the cheek? You gotta go with a pinkish hue. Every. Time.

    I need a good cheek. I like a good cheek. 



    I never assumed women were doing it for men's pleasure. I can't say I understand the style and don't care for those giant shaped brows at all, but I still doubt they are thinking "oh, the men are going to love this!" when they get it done. Mine are just natural... I was blessed with pretty nice eyebrows and am very happy with them, lol!
    But what about your cheek?

    Listen sister, all I know is when I'm buzzing the ol' scalp down to a number 1 with my clippers, I am definitely thinking "Ohhhh, baby.....the ladies gonna love this!!" 
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    ConorKavanaghConorKavanagh Ireland Posts: 1,148
    edited March 2021
    A lot of males commenting here.........(I think)?
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    ConorKavanagh said:
    A lot of males commenting here.........(I think)?
    What makes you say that?
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